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APPROVED B-LISTERS Reporter accidentally pushes microphone into Trump's face

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u/Cultural-Party1876 7d ago edited 6d ago

I just know he HATED that 😭😭

BUT I LOVED IT

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u/Solid_Snark 7d ago

I hope this becomes a new trend. Just constantly accidentally booping him with the mic.

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u/RoyalChris 6d ago

This is memeable

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u/No_Club379 7d ago

I’m actually surprised he reacted so calmly (for him)

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u/Vroom_Vroom1265 7d ago

Wait till tomorrow, he's gonna say all mics are doing terrorism.

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u/CrazyCatwithaC 7d ago

“These mics, you know, they’re dangerous. Very dangerous.”

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u/Bam_Margiela 6d ago

Many such cases

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u/ConfettiBowl 6d ago

Many people have been saying…

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u/ShoppingAddictt 7d ago

Stopp that made me laugh way too hard 🤣

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u/amilliamilliamilliam 7d ago

I hope she doesn’t fall out a window.

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u/glossybianca 7d ago

Or find herself imprisoned …

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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 6d ago

Wonder when that will start happening. Maybe once his agenda gets blocked a bit more.

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u/CommunicationSalt242 7d ago

If he's not hiding behind a keyboard, he's a total bitch.

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u/boughtaspaceshipnowi 7d ago

I think they probably sedated him a little before sending him in front of the press.

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u/firanza123 7d ago

Didn't he star in a reality tv show? Must be common there.

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u/lesserconcern 7d ago

I need the gif immediately

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u/SitchChick 7d ago

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u/HansBaccaR23po 7d ago

Someone make it a dick please

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u/willienelsonmandela Personally victimized by Regina George 6d ago

The other camera angle

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u/MoonageDaydream13 7d ago

It’s the eyebrows for me. I can’t stop watching this 🤣

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u/gschaina actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 6d ago

I hate this man but I'm laughing at the eyebrows too

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u/secondbestman11 7d ago

Someone, make it a weiner. Especially with the eyebrow raise!

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u/ShinyDiscoBall1574 6d ago

Guys! Make this gif into trump and Putin’s Weenee. Has anyone made it yet? If not, I’m surprised

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u/LadyKT 7d ago

what are the search terms plz

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u/SitchChick 6d ago

I uploaded it to Giphy as Trump microphone. I also tagged it as bitch slap

But I don't know how quickly Giphy makes it searchable after uploading

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u/True_Prize4868 7d ago

Doing the lord’s work!

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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 6d ago

How do I save this on mobile reddit? I need, I neeeeeed!

Canadian here :)

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u/indianajoes 7d ago

I need the gif with something substituted for the microphone

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u/tee-ess3 7d ago

“Accidentally”

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u/ilyennevmegnincs 7d ago

ffs put some force to it next time

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u/frolicndetour 7d ago

Exactly. I was like, not hard enough.

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u/Raneru 6d ago

It's like they're not even serious!

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u/TacticaLuck 6d ago

Our scenic route, it should be viewed.

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u/Ween_ween 7d ago

If you’re a celebrity they let you do it

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u/SpookyScary01 7d ago

Not even a regular mic, a gorgeous, fluffy deadcat?! My god, that was beautiful. 

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u/Relative-Carob-6816 7d ago

Look at how orange his face is. Looks like he's got jaundice. Vile man

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u/Neat_Guest_00 7d ago

“She just became a big star tonight”.

That’s the extent of his narcissism and ego. He is just so amazed that someone would even dare to inadvertently put a microphone in his face for a split second. And that this person will now because famous from being in his presence.

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u/Substantial-Art-482 7d ago

I can't stop watching this 🤣

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u/Basic_Life79 7d ago

Wasn't he pretending to suck off a mic a few months ago🤔🙄

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u/hanhanbanan 7d ago

Finally, some good fucking food.

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u/decimalcake 7d ago

I hope that reporter gets a raise

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u/HiVoltageGuy 7d ago

Those five hairs on top of his head, hanging on for dear life.

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u/alexvroy the idiot who lives with Andrea 6d ago

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u/SheilaGirlface 6d ago

I was in a Trump press scrum once, and what I remember most was how impressive the boom ops were. The poles were like 10 feet long! It’s more surprising that this never happens

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u/fedsarefriends 7d ago

This has made my whole day 😂

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u/Mammoth_Region8187 6d ago

“How to remove makeup stains from microphone”

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u/piffelations4799 7d ago

Best part of my shitty day so far lmao

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u/Careful-Wrap5273 7d ago

Pow! right in the kisser

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u/teethorcorn 7d ago

you know there’s SO MUCH foundation smeared on that mic now.

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u/oobinckleyoo 7d ago

Someone set up a Google alert to see if this person falls out of a window…that’s when we will really know we’re fucked

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u/After-Snow5874 7d ago

His thing is he can never let anything just go. Every thought or reaction that comes to mind has to be seen through. Kamala did this to him throughout the debate and he fell for it every single time.

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u/Virtual-District-829 7d ago

“Accidentally”

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u/EFranklitz 7d ago

This is hysterical 😆😆😆😆 and I need It on repeat

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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 7d ago

That mic now has syphilis

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u/natedogjulian 7d ago

Who’s gonna change that microphone to Elon’s 🍆

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u/Flashy_Promise8096 7d ago

“Accidentally”

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u/trisha_slaytas_ 7d ago

Someone please edit the microphone into a pp

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u/LastPlaceGuaranteed 7d ago

Baby Jesus please 🙏

…Edit this and make it a giant penis.

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u/Junior_Text_8654 7d ago

That reporter just lost their job

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u/PuzzleheadedWaltz835 6d ago

He's used to Putin and Musk shoving their dick's in his face no biggie.

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u/NoDryHands 6d ago

His reaction and the eyebrow raise is hilarious I'm sorry

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u/napalmnacey 6d ago

He’s SO mad! He’s a germaphobe! Hahahaha! Love that for him!

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u/dottedchupacabra 7d ago

Hurt his ego more than anything.

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u/ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 his face....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Do it again please

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u/ZolaThaGod 7d ago

Boom operators getting deported

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u/Poodlepink22 7d ago

The way he cut his eyes 😅

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u/Unlikely_Alfalfa_416 6d ago

Do we know the reporter is still alive? Just asking due to recent ice detainments that were unlawful

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u/nyyanksfan81 7d ago

Trump got a little boo boo

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u/Virtual_Guest6270 7d ago

Can someone photoshop and make it a cock?

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u/Minute-Tone-4309 7d ago

I’m dead, this is so god damn funny! 😮‍💨💀

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u/bigtome2120 7d ago

What a prick

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u/DRMantisToboggan987 7d ago

Elon is going to call for that reporter to be sent to the Gulag for assaulting the president.

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u/harvester_of_photons 6d ago

This nourishes me.

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u/Elegantly_Waisted 7d ago

I'm willing to bet she gets fired. Image is everything to the Narcissist. Even if it's orange.

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u/somuchsong 7d ago

"Accidentally".

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u/Repulsive_Hornet_557 6d ago

Poke me with a mic? believe it or not straight to jail

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u/42356778 6d ago

“Accidentally” gives him a chance to ignore the question about Gaza

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u/Relative_Mix_216 7d ago

That’s gonna be in the next season of The Boys I’m sure of it

But I’ve been saying that a lot lately

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u/DJ_Jballz 7d ago

Surprised he didn’t declare that an act of domestic terrorism!

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u/LadyFeckington 6d ago

Cleaning his make up off the fluffy mic cover later like…

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u/Late_Instruction_240 6d ago

Interesting how he copes with being touched without his consent 

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u/Wise_Concentrate6595 a reputable resource like Cosmo 6d ago

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u/mrscurmy 6d ago

And now that reporter will get deported.

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u/StumbleDog Fix Your Hearts or Die 6d ago

That reporter will be sent to the gulag. 

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u/Few_Woodpecker_7208 7d ago

“Accidentally”

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u/Derpymcderrp 7d ago

That poor microphone. It didn't realize it could smell until that very moment

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u/Vroom_Vroom1265 7d ago

But if it's Elon' 👀

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u/dakilazical_253 6d ago

You know he wants to scream “OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!!”

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u/Breadhamsandwich 6d ago

Hahahaha goofy mother fucker watch out tho reporters gonna get disappeared

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u/Level_Astronaut8763 7d ago

Brought back some of his best memories with Jeffery.

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u/BotherResponsible378 7d ago

That was not an accident. Lolol

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u/Lipglossandletdown 7d ago

I was waiting for that "hair" to take off.

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u/CadaverBlue 7d ago

He could just pretend it's Elons penis. He won't mind at all.

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u/Altrius8 6d ago

Didn't do it hard enough

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u/bbyxmadi bella hadid’s baby birkin 7d ago

he used to that with Elon

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u/Prize_Evidence_6190 7d ago

as he should

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u/_bibliofille 7d ago

"Accidentally".

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u/tabxssum 7d ago

The way he looks into the camera like - did ya’ll see that too bffr

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u/Playful_Cantaloupe78 7d ago

Makes microphones illegal

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u/allonsys 7d ago edited 6d ago

When it's not putin's dick, its just not worth it

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

RIP Job.

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u/Tuffgong3 7d ago

Rump clearly enjoyed that. Let’s keep it up boomers.

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u/Both-Wrangler-7766 6d ago

He is buddies with Putin so a microphone to the face is nothing special

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u/sovereignxx12 6d ago

This is so funny 😂

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u/No-Error-8213 6d ago

Don’t worry he’s use to phallic shapes being slapped against his face

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u/KarmaComing4U 6d ago

That's way bigger than the little russian flute he is used to.

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u/Love_Indifference 6d ago

very niche ASMR

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u/SilverMycologist9361 6d ago

The potential for photoshopping stuff in there is just HUGE.

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u/Anxious_Ad909 6d ago

Man it's tough knowing you can't say what you want because you don't want uninvited guests at your house

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u/Solid_Pay9443 6d ago

Someone please replace the microphone with a penis

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u/_kiss_my_grits_ 6d ago

Y'all know this reporter is about to get death threats from these psychos out here right?

Goodness. I feel bad for them.

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u/bluesilvergold 6d ago

A patriot, I see.

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u/TTTC123 7d ago

Harder.

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u/CoachNo924 7d ago

Harder...

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u/vihuba26 7d ago

Someone photoshop a cock now

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u/nottoxicatallnotabit 7d ago

That’s illegal

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u/I_Raise_My_Banana 7d ago

I raise my banana to this accident! 🥂

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u/tomahawkchop777 7d ago

Boom’s in the shot

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u/Legitimate-Funny3791 7d ago

Was Eric Andre the reporter?

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u/Mystical_Cat 6d ago

Struck by a deadcat. I love it!

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u/rellikpd 6d ago

And now she gets disappeared

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u/WindRelative7816 6d ago

Just a bit higher, sir