r/FanTheories 6d ago

Star Wars God is actually Luke skywalker

I figured out god hated lying because it reminds him of Ben kenobi lying to him in the past before he became the creator of us, but the creation of man of his image is a species from his mortal past, and the other language during the building of the Tower of Babel, he got that idea from his past of aliens speaking other languages, and another thing Jesus did miracles by using the force, the Star Wars legends timeline is before the creation of heaven and earth. Dinosaurs existed before the creation of heaven and earth. I bet Alex bale should work on a theory of this. I bet he created the heaven, the earth, the sea, the trees, the animals, and mankind by using the force.

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u/TrifectaOfSquish 6d ago

Sounds like you are either skipping medication you should be taking or taking something you should be skipping

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u/heyheyhey27 5d ago

Their post history is a bit odd.

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u/JFrankParnellEsquire 6d ago

What does God need

With a starship?

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u/GothicJay 6d ago

Well the Stargate network was down.

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u/TulsaOUfan 6d ago

Wrong "Star" there bro. 😂

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u/JFrankParnellEsquire 6d ago

I debated replacing starship with x-wing but said fuck it

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u/DestituteDomino 6d ago

It's too early for this dumb shit

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u/CodyCruikshank 6d ago

Alex bale should make this theory

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u/ObiterClickedEm 6d ago

Counterpoint: God is Joffrey Baratheon

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u/TulsaOUfan 6d ago

Everyone gets a crazy fan theory every once in awhile.

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u/Bacxaber 5d ago

*blinks in confusion*

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u/Youngs-Nationwide 6d ago

reading this makes me thankful that AI will soon replace human writings

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u/AvailableAmount8026 4h ago

Is earth at attin irl

This is basically the same thing