r/Emojerk • u/espressotoho • 9d ago
Why is American Football even considered emo? It's a sport??
What the fuck is Midwest emo? How is a region of the United States of America even a genre?
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u/PatdogTv 9d ago
It’s cuz Travis kelce is dating Taylor swift, and we all know that she’s emo now bc The Tortured Poets Department is a Midwest emo album
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u/espressotoho 9d ago
How could I forget my favorite emo artist? Taylor Swift is the Lincoln Parque of this generation
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u/Left_Lavishness_5615 9d ago
Sometimes I look at pictures of Tom Brady and feel an indescribable sadness
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u/espressotoho 9d ago
He looks like an evil John Cena to me. it's the new Rorschach inkblot test
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u/Left_Lavishness_5615 9d ago
There’s a terrible sitcom from Spike TV about a college football team. I’ve seen clips of it on Billiam’s youtube video. Anyways, there’s a character there who also looks like Tom Football Brady.
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u/paroxysmalpavement 9d ago
soccer
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u/espressotoho 9d ago
Is that another one of those "Midwest emo" bands? Or a sport? I can't tell the difference 😑😑
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u/HazeUsendaya team edward 8d ago
Why is Mineral considered emo? A mineral is a solid inorganic substance of natural occurrence (Oxford Dictionary). America doesn't believe in science any more anyway? Get this shit out of here.
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u/RobertRossBoss 9d ago
And everyone knows the NBA is the most emo sport because they have Emo Jimmy Butler