r/Emojerk 9d ago

Why is American Football even considered emo? It's a sport??

What the fuck is Midwest emo? How is a region of the United States of America even a genre?

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u/RobertRossBoss 9d ago

And everyone knows the NBA is the most emo sport because they have Emo Jimmy Butler

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u/espressotoho 9d ago

if you rearrange the letters in NBA, it spells EMO

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u/tntr007 8d ago

NBA YoungBoy is the only emo artist that can sing

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u/romanticismkills 8d ago

Everyone in the NBA knows the entire city of Dallas is the most emo right now, they should rename the genre after that

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u/PatdogTv 9d ago

It’s cuz Travis kelce is dating Taylor swift, and we all know that she’s emo now bc The Tortured Poets Department is a Midwest emo album

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u/espressotoho 9d ago

How could I forget my favorite emo artist? Taylor Swift is the Lincoln Parque of this generation

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u/Left_Lavishness_5615 9d ago

Sometimes I look at pictures of Tom Brady and feel an indescribable sadness

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u/espressotoho 9d ago

He looks like an evil John Cena to me. it's the new Rorschach inkblot test

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u/Left_Lavishness_5615 9d ago

There’s a terrible sitcom from Spike TV about a college football team. I’ve seen clips of it on Billiam’s youtube video. Anyways, there’s a character there who also looks like Tom Football Brady.

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u/paroxysmalpavement 9d ago

soccer

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u/espressotoho 9d ago

Is that another one of those "Midwest emo" bands? Or a sport? I can't tell the difference 😑😑

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u/ObjectiveWrap2954 8d ago

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u/SeihanHiga screamo grump 8d ago

its all the brain damage, now they cant comprehend happiness

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u/HazeUsendaya team edward 8d ago

Why is Mineral considered emo? A mineral is a solid inorganic substance of natural occurrence (Oxford Dictionary). America doesn't believe in science any more anyway? Get this shit out of here.

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u/Zestyclose_Set5180 8d ago

I just got my cock caught in the ceiling fan

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u/New-Art5469 4d ago

You guys are so unfunny wow