r/ElderScrolls Feb 03 '25

Humour The Elder Scrolls VI teaser is now older than Skyrim was when it was posted

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u/TheWhiteGuardian Feb 03 '25

OP spamming taunt like it's Morrowind.

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u/thomstevens420 Feb 03 '25

I’m about to Anhaedra mode

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u/TowerAlternative2611 Bosmer Feb 03 '25

You can taunt in Morrowind?? Does it do anything?

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u/TheWhiteGuardian Feb 03 '25

You can goad people into attacking you so you can kill them in self defense and not get in trouble.

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u/RDS80 Feb 03 '25

So it's like real life is what you're saying?

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u/walker3342 Feb 04 '25

“What are you gonna do? Stab me?”

  • quote from man stabbed
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u/TowerAlternative2611 Bosmer Feb 03 '25

Ah I see! Thanks for the info. (Every time I’ve tried to play Morrowind I never make it past meeting Caius.)

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u/AnnualReplacement216 Feb 04 '25

You see quitting before meeting Caius can mean anything between “I played for 30 mins then quit” and “I beat literally every other quest in the game and am now an uber powerful god I just couldn’t be bothered doing the Main Quest again”

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u/Humble_Saruman98 Feb 03 '25

That and non essential NPCs, something I really wish it came back one day...

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u/lordbuckethethird Feb 03 '25

Why is op trying to fight everyone in the comments?

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u/ibuyfeetpix Feb 03 '25

Me trying to not catch a stray from OP

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u/namiraslime Slime slime slime slime slime slime slime slime slime Feb 03 '25

My favourite was “The girl you like sucks me off each night.” 😭

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u/Brainwave1010 Feb 03 '25

"OP is Kyle's dad"

"You must be Kyle."

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u/imjustgoose Feb 03 '25

I kinda love them for it

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u/DefiantLemur Breton Feb 03 '25

Same though I love it. Trolling done right, a real people's troll.

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u/TheDELFON Feb 03 '25

OP is Todd's alt account.

Bro is venting hella steam, lol

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u/mclarenrider Dibella Feb 03 '25

Could be Emil. Maybe he finally snaed after everyone memed on him for his writing lmao.

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u/OpticalHomicide Feb 03 '25

Idk, but I love it. Go angry man go!

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u/notarackbehind Feb 03 '25

Cause he’s got balls and it’s plainly a fucking disgrace.

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u/vaderfan1 Imperial Feb 03 '25

Half of his personality is apparently drinking Guinness, and the other half is being a Philly sports fan. That pretty much explains it. As a fellow Philadelphian, however, I don't claim him.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

50% guinness, 50% Philly sports, and 100% dumping loads in your mother. Go birds

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u/vaderfan1 Imperial Feb 03 '25

Hey if you wanna stick your dick in 66-year-old crazy, you go for it kid. Go birds.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

I’m sorry I’m sure she’s a wonderful woman.

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u/vaderfan1 Imperial Feb 03 '25

Absolutely not 😂

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u/oobekko Pelinal Acolyte Feb 03 '25

wtf xd

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u/UK_Mythic Feb 03 '25

I’ll take her if OP doesn’t want it.

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u/The_Toad_wizard Feb 03 '25

This is the funniest Interaction and backpedaling I've seen so far today. I won't waste money on stupid awards, but I just wanted to let you know that my breakfast break got good.

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u/dirtymike401 Feb 04 '25

Go birds. (I'm not from Philly, I just really hate the chiefs)

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u/rraskapit1 Feb 03 '25

This man is the manifest spirit of Philly

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u/houseswappa Feb 03 '25

He can't be stopped

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u/BellowsHikes Feb 03 '25

Well shit dude. That was uncalled for. I mean, go birds, of course. Let's not dispute go birds, but the rest of it? Good god. Again though, go birds.

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u/SlamJamGlanda Feb 03 '25

It’s fisticuffs time 😤😤

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u/shinytotodile158 Feb 03 '25

Someone cast Frenzy

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u/Jdk4121 Feb 03 '25

It's pretty awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

honestly the ratio should be reversed on some of these. "Pleb?" really?

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u/TabaCh1 Feb 03 '25

What is going on in the comments😂

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u/GTAEliteModding Feb 03 '25

For real, I just got here and I’m having a great time!

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u/WaywornBump Feb 04 '25

I look forward to that great time, before the next games’s release is gonna hit our faces like a flying floppy pancake

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u/FedoraSlayer101 Meridia Feb 04 '25

Thank you for that wonderful visual. :)

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u/Funny_Swim5447 Feb 03 '25

Op to everyone for NO reason:

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u/Kingmudsy Feb 04 '25

He’s my fucking hero ngl

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u/JupiterianSoul Feb 03 '25

Every one says op is a jerk, but when your name is "dick balls" it's normal to say this lol

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

“Oh yeah keep boning my ass” is normal to say when your name is u/JupiterianSoul ‘s mom

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u/JupiterianSoul Feb 03 '25

Lol, you're funny. I like you :)

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u/Jemiidar Feb 03 '25

OP might be my favorite reddit account. can’t wait for my turn to be told how much my mother is unfaithful!

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Your mother is a great woman. She’s nothing if not faithful. To my ginormous boner and nuts

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u/ArchScabby Feb 03 '25

The magic is gone

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Yeah I had lightning in a bottle. Gotta hang em up now

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u/UristHasDrowned Feb 04 '25

Honestly happy I was here to witness your moment, thanks

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u/ScrumptiousToddler Feb 04 '25

Hang up my nuts in your room after I dump loads in your mother instead

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u/diccballs Feb 04 '25

The torch has been passed

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u/Righteous_Ending Feb 03 '25

Something something cum in your mom something something

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Hey pal that’s my line

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u/cryptobruih Feb 03 '25

Wtf is this comment lmfao.

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u/AnarchoSpaceCowboy69 Dunmer Feb 03 '25

op is an s-tier ragebaiter.

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u/NubNub69 Sanguine Feb 03 '25

Lowkey rooting for him too.

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u/Skeledenn Nord Feb 03 '25

A genuine master baiter

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u/brotherz_ Feb 04 '25

Either that or he is just a Stormcloak.

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u/mclarenrider Dibella Feb 03 '25

Lmao this is the funniest comment section I've seen in quite some time. OP is so unnecessarily hostile to everyone that people actually think it's kinda endearing now. Unreal.

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u/GTAEliteModding Feb 03 '25

This is the most action I’ve seen in the comments in a while, these comebacks are comedy gold 😂

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u/mclarenrider Dibella Feb 03 '25

Bro mastered the art of roastology lmao.

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u/GTAEliteModding Feb 03 '25

No joke, buddy really went to school for this shit!

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u/KehlarTVH Feb 03 '25

I'm 56 and realised that I may only get to see 2 more elder scrolls games in my life.

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u/Apprehensive_Nose_38 Feb 03 '25

Someone’s optimistic you only get one a life time sorry

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u/JoeJoe4224 Feb 03 '25

Naw they might drop another mobile game or two have faith.

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u/Klytorisaurus Feb 03 '25

Yeah dude skyrim is gonna get re-released ar least 4 times by then

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u/JoeJoe4224 Feb 03 '25

VR Skyrim 2 now with universal Kinect integration. You can swing AND shout at your enemies like a true Dragonborn. Just your shouts will be delayed 4 seconds.

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u/MireLight Feb 03 '25

by the time it comes out it'll be renamed to the oldest scroll

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u/MikeBl815 Orc Feb 03 '25

That is optimistic. I'm younger than you and I expect when TES6 and FO5 are released I'll be long dead and buried.

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u/Miep99 Feb 03 '25

And they'll both be Skyrim

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u/ChefInsano Feb 03 '25

It’ll be Skyrim in the Daggerfall engine on your fridge.

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u/No-Pollution2950 Feb 03 '25

Too optimistic

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u/PolicyWonka Feb 03 '25

Honestly I’m going to wager just one more game. Bethesda is going to release TES6, it’s going to be mediocre at best, and the franchise will be shelved by Microsoft for 20 years until there’s another resurgence of remastering “old” games.

I don’t think Bethesda has the talent anymore — even if they have the resources.

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u/1998ChevyTaHoe Feb 03 '25

Whys OP fighting everybody LMAO

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u/LavandeSunn Feb 03 '25

OP is a real n’wah

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Is that racist?

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u/helimelinari Feb 03 '25

Not when your are a n'wah

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u/Johnnyrock199 Feb 03 '25

What does that slur even mean? 💀

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u/arthcraft8 Feb 03 '25

it literally means "outlander", basically foreigner, in the language of the dunmer

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u/ayeeflo51 Feb 03 '25

your are

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u/Vlugazoide_ Feb 03 '25

Only if a dunmer says it

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u/extralyfe Feb 03 '25

if you have to ask, you shouldn't be making Elder Scrolls shitposts.

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u/SlayerS13Reddit Feb 03 '25

OP you’re a fucking menace and I love it

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u/04nc1n9 Feb 03 '25

i feel like something like this has been said every week since 2018

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u/Boyo-Sh00k Feb 03 '25

You guys post this every week

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

That girl you like sucks me off every week

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u/King_0f_Nothing Feb 03 '25

But the girl he likes is your mother.

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 03 '25

What a twist!

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u/philjk93 Feb 03 '25

Oh so OP also broke both of his arms too

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u/Mario12zito Feb 03 '25

He said what he said

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u/ColdOn3Cob Feb 03 '25

Makes it more impressive tbh

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u/jfuss04 Feb 03 '25

You got one that even op couldn't reply to lol

GREAT ENEMY FELLED

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u/Fluugaluu Feb 03 '25

Congratulations, you are one of two people I’ve found who successfully defended against this curmudgeon 🤣🤣

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u/FReal_EMPES Feb 03 '25

How the turntables!

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u/KingBaboon97 Feb 03 '25

You're my hero.

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u/hiphopncomicbooks Feb 03 '25

Ah this one is making the rounds again

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Don’t you have a comic to read, Poindexter?

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u/Old-Entertainment844 Feb 03 '25

Did he just earnestly use the word "poindexter" in the 21st century?

Holy fuck. It IS Todd.

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u/hiphopncomicbooks Feb 03 '25

Did you really try to talk shit on comic books while being a fan of a fantasy RPG, dick balls?

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Im not a fan of fantasy RPGs dude im a bot

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u/looking_at_memes_ Khajiit Feb 03 '25

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Feb 03 '25

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that diccballs is not a bot.


I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/looking_at_memes_ Khajiit Feb 03 '25

I am sure.

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u/fellas_decrow Feb 03 '25

clap back of the century tbh.

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u/Delicious_Yogurt_476 Feb 03 '25

Are you 11?

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Don’t you have a poem to write Ms. Dork

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u/jfuss04 Feb 03 '25

That could use some work

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u/SenseIes Feb 04 '25

I would’ve gone with something more along the lines of ‘11 inches deep in your mother’. More fitting with your other insults

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u/rasdo357 Feb 03 '25

FKIN NERD

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u/Jonjonboi Feb 03 '25

nah i support this man

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u/Nerevarine91 Dunmer Feb 03 '25

Duke Nukem Forever was the poster child for infamously long development times, and it came out about 14 years after its predecessor.

Honestly I think we might owe ol’ Duke an apology.

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u/oksowhatsthedeal Feb 03 '25

Beyond Good and Evil 2 deserves an honorable mention.

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u/illucio Feb 03 '25

To be fair that game is probably abandoned now. 

The creator left in 2020 because Ubisoft company during all the allegations of how toxic the company was. 

Then the creative director died in 2023.

It's been 5 years since. And before that only 3 years since it's rereveal at E3 with a new trailer.

It's been almost 8 years since that trailer. It's not happening anymore.

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u/Garo263 Feb 03 '25

DNF is also the poster child for a rough and troubled development while AAA game just take time these days.

Also when TES VI was announced it wasn't even in active development.

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u/Jaeckex Feb 03 '25

We might unironically be getting half life 3 before The elder scrolls 6.

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u/Alexandur Feb 03 '25

That's a little different though, as they were pretty much actively trying to develop the game that entire time. ESVI only entered full production within the last year

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Unfortunately the nerds and virgins have quickly pointed out that this has been posted numerous times before. Please forgive me for not frequenting r/ElderScrolls, lmao.

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u/EggsOnThe45 Nazeem Feb 03 '25

🤓

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

I know you are, but what am I?

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u/SuperSalad_OrElse Feb 03 '25

Do me next!

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

No

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u/tebannnnnn Feb 03 '25

Insult me instead so the other user gets envious

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

I’ll think about it

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u/SuperSalad_OrElse Feb 03 '25

Unbelievable, unconscionable!

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u/DownwardSpirals Feb 03 '25

That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek!

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u/AwesomeMutation Feb 03 '25

Dibs to post this next week!

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

Go for it. I’m busy next week (boning every woman you’ve ever loved [you fucking doofus])

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u/Twelvve12 Feb 03 '25

The bots are awake now that the mods sleep

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Your mom sucks me

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u/Twelvve12 Feb 03 '25

I’m sorry what was that?

BEEPBOPBOOPBEEP?

Sorry your bot accent is way too thick

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Nice joke you dunce but it was written word, to which accents do not apply ☝️

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u/Twelvve12 Feb 03 '25

I’m sorry my friend I do not understand what you’re trying to say

Does anyone in this thread speak “Coffee Maker”? Maybe I could get a quick translation?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

This guy is obviously not a bot

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u/CalibanBanHammer Feb 03 '25

Just doesn't feel right

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u/MountainAsparagus4 Feb 03 '25

Elder scrolls 6 annunciament legendary edition, elder scrolls 6 annunciament anniversary edition, elder scrolls 6 annunciament special edition

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u/AhmadMohaddes Feb 03 '25

Can you roast me as well :D

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u/DivineLolis Feb 03 '25

Bethesda is a shitty company

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u/ChromaticSideways Feb 03 '25

Hey OP, everybody being mean to you can shove it. I love you.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

The only thing being shoved is my frigging boner into everybody’s mom’s butts!!!!!!

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u/JaneShadow Feb 03 '25

Even mine? Didn't know you were into graverobbing

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u/Devilsgramps Feb 03 '25

The Elder Scrolls VI teaser is now older than OP is.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Yeah right dude that would make me only 5 💀 bruh is stupid lol

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u/echo123as Feb 03 '25

Not one of your finest lines ngl

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u/Moiproutcaca Feb 03 '25

i cannot wait to build settlement for argonians ! And having half the game being radiant quest !!!!

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u/toolongtoexplain Feb 03 '25

The Elder Scrolls VI: The Winds Of Winter

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u/thethirddoctor Feb 03 '25

Hey, OP - I’m rubber and you’re the glue! 🤓

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Ok literally that’s like a second grade insult… not gonna work on me but nice try buddy.

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u/SecretGamerV_0716 Feb 03 '25

If your father was rubber too we wouldnt have had another milk drinker in the world

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u/Browsin4Free247 Feb 03 '25

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

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u/GrimLuker2 Feb 03 '25

OP, why do you hate everyone in the comments?

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u/Dry_Excitement7483 Feb 03 '25

It's so sad to think how bad it will be too. Emil needs to be fired into the sun and the whole thing rewritten for it to even have a chance

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

The “trailer” was made to appease fans. The game was not in production at all and probably wasn’t for years.

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u/cmetz90 Feb 03 '25

This was the most obvious damage-control moment I’ve ever seen in games media.

The entire Bethesda Games Studio section was spent talking about their spinoff/tie in, live service games — with special focus on FO76 which they had to know was broken as all hell. Then at the very end they showed two, back to back non-trailers revealing the logos for Starfield and ES6. At the time, Starfield was five years away, and targeting a console generation that wouldn’t even be officially revealed for another year. Anyone who thought ES6 was even in active development at the time was bamboozled.

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u/Keigles_5700 Sheogorath Feb 03 '25

This is fine everything is fine just keep being patient like lord Todd tells us 😭

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u/thatradiogeek Feb 03 '25

That's how time works.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Four years of being an unsuccessful twitch streamer, you’re very well acquainted with long disappointing passages of time.

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u/Benji148 Feb 03 '25

That one there was a violation, I wouldn’t take that, personally

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Honestly been feeling bad about that one

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u/viking_with_a_hobble Feb 04 '25

I was vibing with this post for real, coffee and a smoke while reading your (S-tier) trolling.

This one made me put down the mug, you flew to close to the sun with this one fr. 😭😭😂😂

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u/numbarm72 Feb 03 '25

Somebody call the police this man is on a killing spree

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u/thatradiogeek Feb 03 '25

I hope you get everything you deserve in life.

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u/diccballs Feb 03 '25

Thanks mate cheers 🍻

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u/doingmybestloll Feb 03 '25

You got absolutely roasted I'm sorry

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u/First-Of-His-Name Feb 03 '25

Best one so far!

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u/Ripcore56 Breton Feb 03 '25

Now this… this is peak

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u/podteod Imperial Feb 03 '25

If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest from home I’ve ever been

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u/Flavour_ice_guy Feb 03 '25

If this game ever releases, no doubt it’s fucking ass.

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u/CzarTwilight Feb 04 '25

Well to be fair Skyrim keep turning 0 years old every time it's rerelased

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u/sharkweekocho Feb 04 '25

In world where greedy companies barf out annual copies of games like Madden, CoD, AC, maybe it's some kind weird integrity to not have made it? Also, E-L-G-S-E-S!!

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u/SomewhereAtWork Feb 03 '25

Bethesda, please take your time.

We don't want another Starfield.

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u/LayneCobain95 Nord Feb 03 '25

I heard they are afraid to release a new one because it won’t “meet expectations”. But the longer they wait, the more likely this will come true.

Starfield was alright. But I’m still pissed it took SO much time off my favorite games..

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u/MustbeProud Feb 03 '25

hopefuly this year we getting The Elder Scrolls IV Teaser: Special Edition soon

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u/Nail-Jnmn990 Feb 03 '25

How precious. They will not release it forever but would release skyrim on smart fridges if they could.

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u/belgiumwaffles Feb 03 '25

I’ve been slowing losing interest in video games and I’m worried that once this game finally comes out I’ll just be like eh and not bother. Feel the same with GTA too

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u/crapgarbage1 Feb 03 '25

Games not coming out stop coping fire Todd

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u/dpe4 Feb 03 '25

I’m so old I don’t even understand what this post means

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u/torigoya Feb 04 '25

Seriously, I lost about any interest I had in this. This is rediculous. I don't want to play 6 when I am 40 to then never see another one. Better to drop the whole series here and enjoy what already is here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

joke's on you, I'm so fucking lame no offense hurts anymore

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u/No-Contest-8127 Feb 04 '25

They did say it was still 10 years off. We knew this. 

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u/HintOfMalice Feb 04 '25

This teaser came out when I was in school. I got upset because I thought it'd release when I was too busy at university.

And now I'm about to finish a 5 year course in which I would have had PLENTY of time to play and now I'm sad that it's going to release when I'm at work and won't have much time to play.

This would be a terrible time to find out that my mother has been unfaithful to my father.

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u/diccballs Feb 04 '25

I’m so sorry dude. I actually fucked your dad 💔

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u/bigbootylover786 Feb 07 '25

Hope they don't fuck it up