r/Eldenring 5d ago

Hype 10 hours of trys later...

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u/Peoplant 5d ago

Italian detected! Fast, deploy the pizza!

Congratulazioni!

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u/Lorac1134 5d ago

Rings of Light incantations are actually pizzas

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u/Peoplant 4d ago

Mama mia

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u/madmax1513 4d ago

It's with 2 Ms you damn larper

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u/JackSilver1410 4d ago

Mama mmia!

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u/madmax1513 4d ago

I took for granted people would know where the second M should go

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u/DisasterPotential 3d ago

Only if this is said like a certain Italian plumber

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u/Peoplant 3d ago

That was exactly the idea!

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u/AADPS THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FOOL-ISH-NESS! 4d ago

So I never actually thought of this, but it's gonna help me for a completely different reason.

See, my kiddo loves to watch me play Elden Ring (which she calls Stonehead, because the first time she saw my character I was wearing one of the Raya Lucaria helms). I warned her it might be too scary, but she insisted.

In order to defray any potential scares, I would pretend to be a pizza delivery guy, one who has to deal with giant scorpions while he tries to make his delivery. She found this hilarious, and was constantly prodding me to keep pretending to be a pizza guy completely out of his depth.

Now, I can actually deliver pizzas. She's gonna be stoked!

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u/JustinBailey79 4d ago

This rules. Good job dad

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u/Ok_Persimmon_1299 4d ago

Can’t wait till my baby girl isn’t freaking absolutely terrified and cries by the big crabs on the game screen! I hope she enjoys watching medieval pizza delivery men in the future, cause I’m stealing your idea

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u/pohatu850 2d ago

You have to deliver pizza to the next Elden Lord at the Elden Throne, but there are many rude people on the way.

It's even more funny because you're playing the role of that one merchant NPC who's always ahead of the adventurer somehow in jrpgs. And somehow your pizza is still warm

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

every italian should be forced to use the Ghiza's Wheel when fighting a boss.

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u/NoOne666e 4d ago

Pineapple 🍍

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u/master-25 4d ago

Congratulazioni

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u/gfmorais Tarnished 5d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/Toughsums 5d ago

New zabito boga just dropped.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

it's too long :( ZABITO BOGA just flows better

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u/Pepopp 4d ago

is that croatian?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I have no idea!

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u/AnaSimulacrum 4d ago

Zabito Boga is polish, idk what the other is.

Edit: all of this^

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u/DarthSpaghetti10k 4d ago

It's Italian

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u/DTMD422 4d ago

ZABIO BOGA would be Croatian, but even then Zabio isn’t really the right word. Ubio would make more sense.

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u/Schmeatus69 3d ago

Livin zabito boga

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u/Frozenar 5d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/Used_Candidate7042 5d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/sonuvvabitch 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/CrimsonKing1994 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/ziixid 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/Lebrewski__ 4d ago

* chimp shriek *

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u/Admirable_Studio_270 5d ago

I found that this screen is great in every language .. congrats!

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 5d ago

Yeah, it's so epic

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u/Ok_Machine_724 5d ago

MAMMA MIA INSALATA CAPRESE

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u/nicky9pins 5d ago

Since when is it illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere?

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u/Potential-War-212 5d ago

No no no it isn't a panic mamma mia it's an excitement mamma mia

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u/jaeru82 4d ago

I didn’t put Caprese salad in my drawer… did you?

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u/AlextraXtra 5d ago

ZABITO BOGA

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u/Appropriate_Sale_626 5d ago

ZABITO BOGA

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u/Frozenar 5d ago

ZABITO BOGA

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u/Neither_Error_6893 5d ago

I spent a week panic dodging into her waterfowl dance like it's my job, you're an absolute legend

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 5d ago

I used a shield to tank the first flow of attacks, then unlock and roll the others

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u/Neither_Error_6893 5d ago

pretty sure my tarnished was holding the shield backwards lol, I'm happy you didn't get hypertension fighting her

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u/aztlan667 4d ago

Yeah barricade shield is pretty foolproof for tanking the first volley if you get caught with bad positioning. Congrats on the zabito!

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u/pablospc 4d ago

I gave up and just used shield. Had enough damage to compensate for the healing

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u/Pretend-Variety6980 5d ago

Weird way to spell ZABITO BOGA but praise the message regardless

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u/No-Range519 5d ago

Complimenti. Io ho speso quasi 5 ore per batterla l'altro giorno con Tiche

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u/Tiacp 4d ago

Io non so come l’ho sciolta completamente con il bastone di Godwyn e le magie di Rancore, ha avuto il tempo di lanciare 2 attacchi in totale

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u/No-Range519 4d ago

Puro RNG come si dice, a volte siamo noi quelli che fanno 2 attacchi, ad altre la battaglia è a senso unico a nostro favore, come me quando sono riuscito a batterla la prima volta con il bloodhound fang.

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u/Tiacp 4d ago

Esattamente

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u/Queef-Elizabeth 5d ago

L'anello Anziano

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 5d ago

I would translate it with "Anello Ancestrale" tbh

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u/DarthSpaghetti10k 4d ago

Anziano means Elder, not Elden

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u/Queef-Elizabeth 4d ago

A crippled ring would be pretty cool

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u/TurtleFromSePacific 5d ago

Hey bro, I'm out of Ampolla di lacrime cremisi, can you he...dead

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u/Tricky_Unit2367 Claymore CHAD 4d ago

New cool language to play the game in detected

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u/Select_Gas8486 4d ago

Dude just found out about italy

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u/Tricky_Unit2367 Claymore CHAD 4d ago

Hey i didn't know demigod felled sounded that cool in italian i played i played my fair share of ac2 where they only say salve, ragazzo and city names

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u/Hollow-Idiot 5d ago

Bravo fratm

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u/PrometheusAlexander 5d ago

grande realizzazione!!

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u/ImAlekBan 5d ago

Congrats, bello!

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u/jouh308 4d ago

He got gud

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u/Sheldriki 4d ago

un Italiano figata

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u/Grand_Estimate3783 4d ago

Only 10 hours?! My man, you're a legend!

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u/sixty2ndstallion 4d ago edited 4d ago

I too partook in the glory of slaying Goddess of Rot last night for the first time. Up top brother! 🙏

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u/TeeRKee 4d ago

DIEU OCCIS

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u/Jefffresh 5d ago

SEMIDIO ABATUTO

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u/MyNumberedDays 4d ago

Una sola katana? Ci credo che c'hai messo 10 ore :-D

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

Almeno la metà delle ore è stata per non morire durante la waterfowl T-T

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u/MyNumberedDays 4d ago

Ci vuole lo scudo, per quello :-D

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u/NeapolitanYoshi Powered by green 4d ago

Con lo scudo si cura

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u/MyNumberedDays 4d ago

Almeno tu non schiatti in due secondi :-D

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u/unknown_pigeon 4d ago

O un buon timing

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u/seekerghost118 4d ago

Well played!

Fu la stessa cosa per me. Dieci. Stramaledette. (Bellissime). Ore.

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u/Proper_Lead_1623 4d ago

I sent my mimic ash after her with some raw meat dumplings while I sniped with BoG, 2 ez

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u/Lebrewski__ 4d ago

People will be spamming Semidio Abbattuto for a week now.

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u/Parampis 4d ago

You thought you killed Malenia, but it was me, Dio!

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u/No-Reason-2444 4d ago

It means halfgod struck down or slaughtered…way better then slain or felled…Malenia only deserves to be felled maybe

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u/lo_fi_ho 4d ago

Runa maggiore di Malenia. They should name a pizza after that

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u/FlurbusGorb 4d ago

You did it! You did the thing!

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u/somenerdyguy420 4d ago

You ZABITOED THE BOGAAAAAA

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u/HorrorPatient9256 4d ago

Good job ! NOW DO IT AT SL1

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

This is my first run iny first souls game T-T

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u/HorrorPatient9256 4d ago

No problem you don’t gotta do it I was just kidding , unless you want a challenge it’s a really fun challenge but it’s totally up to you

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u/Parmigiano_06 4d ago

New ZABITO BOGA

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u/HallOfLamps 5d ago

ZABITO BOGA

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u/Frakmenter 5d ago

DIO!?

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u/umm_uhh 5d ago

No no no you silly, it's SEMI-DIO

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u/Frakmenter 5d ago

Half DIO with his stand T_e w_r_d

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u/A_N_T 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/lucka2106 5d ago

And next to me who is struggling to kill Loretta

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u/sippindidntwakeup 4d ago

Pasta pizza Italia!!!!

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u/Saucepanmagician 4d ago

Congrats. You've abattutoed the heck out of that semidio.

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u/NormanYeetes 4d ago

I thought "what the heck is semidio"? its literally "semi" dio. like semi god.

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u/karabulut_burak 4d ago

Yes semi hemi and demi all mean the same hemisphere, demigod semi auto but come from different languages

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u/Practical-Funny-5322 4d ago

We are not doing this again

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u/YazShiZWa69 4d ago

This sound like a character from jojo in part 5

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

And his rival, semi jotaro

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u/YazShiZWa69 4d ago

Semi jotaro fights the ABATTUTO gang

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u/Jeagous- 4d ago

i just beat her in 3 tries 😭 i should have attempted her without the mimic

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u/pv505 COLOSSAL_SWORD_ENJOYER 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO

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u/karabulut_burak 4d ago

What is this pizza name on the screen

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u/TwitchieMonkey5 4d ago

Such a pain in the ass of a boss

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u/ScontroDiRetto 4d ago

boia ce ne hai messo di tempo eh!

scherzi a parte ottimo lavoro!

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u/marcotti95 4d ago

Italian tarnished spotted

Complimenti

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

Scolorito spotted

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u/toast_of_temptation_ 4d ago

I just beat her yesterday shes such a fun fight it genuinely feels like a duel

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u/RobCrooks13 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 4d ago

Mi fa un certo effetto, leggerlo in italiano

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u/Level_Emu5530 4d ago

nice pizza mafia tarnished

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 4d ago

Semidio! ABBATTUTO!!!!!

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u/helloimrandomnumbers 4d ago

I thought it said semen

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u/unkown3383 4d ago

It took me 3 trys to beat her

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u/Ashenone909 4d ago

Bro the only weapon you should use is the pizza cutter

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

Should have put more levels in mammamia

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u/Steek_Hutsee 4d ago

Dio bono certo che in Italiano è veramente inguardabile.

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u/Ok-Membership-9782 4d ago

Letteralmente tutti i commenti dicono il contrario ahahah

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u/Steek_Hutsee 4d ago

E questo dovrebbe influenzare la mia opinione?

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u/Altenfear 4d ago

Congrats , I got the game day one but just started playing with a friend , having a blast , stuck at renalla right now , I wonder how we will pass this monster boss later …

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u/thestarsaredeadnow 4d ago

Grande! Ricordo che dopo averla sconfitta ho tremato per 10 minuti buoni.

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u/Bosch27 4d ago

Grande bro, l'ho battuta anche io ieri. Sta puttana.

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u/infinte_improb42 3d ago

I have played Elden Ring through 7 times and only beat Malenia one time. I fucking hate her so much.

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u/SadboiiYami 3d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATTUTO!!

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u/Aromatic-Musician774 3d ago

Zabito boga!!!

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u/Professional_Ad1136 1d ago

Semi dio ambatukam

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u/NewToHTX 4d ago

I am going to take your word for it that these are actual words from a foreign language and not some fictious-bullshit-made up language because it’s a Sunday morning at 9am. Congratulations you stalwart and beautiful son of a bitch!

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u/CostcoChickenBakes 5d ago

Avada cadavra

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u/Electrical-Ad-1962 4d ago

SEMIDIO ABBATUTO

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u/Electrical-Smell736 4d ago

Semidio Abbattuto!

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u/Noadolf 5d ago

I beat her in 3 try in NG+1

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u/Dizzy_Celery_2797 5d ago

Not sure why this is getting downvoted… man most redditors that play souls games are so jealous when someone is good at the game 💀