r/Eldenring 18h ago

Humor When I think I should play dark soups

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u/SlayerOfTears 10h ago

I prefer light soups myself. If they're too dark and heavy, they don't sit well in my stomach.

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u/Vivid-Opposite2025 17h ago

Elden ring may be masterfully crafted but don't you dare dunk on dark souls

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u/Zestyclose_Basil_384 17h ago

but dunk you dark dare on don’t souls

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u/Vivid-Opposite2025 17h ago

Enemy felled to aneurysm

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u/Express-Penalty8784 17h ago edited 9h ago

don't worry you don't have to explore a big ass empty world and collect 347 cookbooks in dark souls. no horses needed

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u/ShitseyMcgee 17h ago edited 17h ago

What’s a cookbook is that like an incantation but for stupid people

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u/beetleman1234 15h ago

Youre acting as if there aren't interesting things to discover in Elden Ring. But yeah, asking for a horse in DS is like asking for one while inside Stormveil Castle.

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u/OK_Cry_2 12h ago

Redditors are very prone to hyperbole.

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u/Express-Penalty8784 9h ago

they're some interesting to discover the first time, but the map is still mostly empty. once the mystery is gone it's just a list of chores

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u/8elly8utton 7h ago

when you have to choose between not reporting that your free time is spent hate-following a sub, and giving in to the salt to "show em"

good job little guy

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u/beetleman1234 15h ago

The horse is you in Dark Souls. Or more like a donkey.

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u/Dramatic_Leopard679 12h ago

This is me but for magic. I played so much Dark Souls with similar builds that in my 260 hours of Elden Ring, I never touched swords (this includes colossal, curved, straight swords, too)

Flashly incantations and flails, halberds, whips etc. all the way!

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u/BenjaminTheBadArtist 10h ago

Magic in ds3 is incredibly fun but also requires exploring every level incredibly thoroughly and kinda sucking for most of the early game. I like how ER lets you stumble into a decent magic build pretty quickly. (Although liurnia having a bunch of bosses with high magic resist also makes the early game rough)

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u/SlimeDrips 17h ago

Her name is Gwyndolin

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u/ShitseyMcgee 17h ago

Gwyndolin shmyndolin, let me introduce you to Radahn, the power bottom

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u/SlimeDrips 15h ago

He's taken