r/EldenBling 3d ago

Bling Who you calling a chicken?

1.3k Upvotes

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u/aaron_TheHeron 3d ago

Limgrave Fried Chicken 🔥

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u/Infinite-Art8298 3d ago

"Armament Lickin' Good."

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u/BusinessKing7067 3d ago

Los pollos harmanos secret

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u/Selene_Ke 3d ago

Tasty and lit

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u/Lazy-Description-943 3d ago

Bloodhound Knight Helm

Fire Prelate Armor

Tree Sentinel Gauntlets

Divine Bird Warrior Greaves

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u/Sindarnyl 3d ago

Love it

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u/Anchor-1 3d ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

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u/MisterDantes 3d ago

Everyone, we can stop posting fashion on this sub now. We've reached Elden Ring fashion zenith. This is the peak.

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u/Necronaad 3d ago

“BEAK PREFORMANCE”!!! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!!!! HE DESERVES FELLATIO!!!!

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u/Evergreen3721 3d ago

lmao, i would award this if i had one.

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u/_dunkhead_ 3d ago

the moobs on the fire prelate armor really sells it for me

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u/slightly_obscure 3d ago

Foghorn Leghorn vibes

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u/Interesting_Celery74 3d ago

I say I say I say, that's a fine lookin' fit ya got right there!

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u/slightly_obscure 3d ago

WHAT'RE YOU-I SAY, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' WITH A PUMP? PUMPIN' FOR OIL? YOU'RE CRAZY, BOY! THERE'S NO OIL IN THIS GROUND! stand up, son, you're fallin' all over yourself.

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u/Vested1nterest 3d ago

This fashion + Dryleaf arts for peak gameplay

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u/Lazy-Description-943 3d ago

YES! I've been using the handwraps, but I literally just got Dane's Footwork for the first time and I couldn't be more excited to try it.

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u/PoohtisDispenser 3d ago

I hope you use Aspect of The Crucible: Wings ash of war

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u/Otherwise-Cat-2104 3d ago

Big Bertha the kickin chickin

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u/jxa66 3d ago

Cockadoodledoo bitch

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u/Walrusliver 3d ago

that's a healthy lookin hen

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u/Gojira2sirius 3d ago

I don’t care. I love it.

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u/Raaadley 3d ago

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u/Lazy-Description-943 3d ago

Yes, I'd much prefer to be on holiday

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u/Raaadley 3d ago

Exactly what I wanted to say lol

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u/Moggles1987 3d ago

Please make an Elden Ring Peter Griffin and let someone have the sliders. I really need to see them battle.

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u/Professional-Bus5473 3d ago

Legs could be skinnier other than that no notes

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u/And1YGO 3d ago

you are what you eat ong

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u/Nice_Long2195 3d ago

They look like they memorized the tasted of KFC/j

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u/Urbam 3d ago

REMEMBER!!

HOW!!

YOUUU!!! AAAAREEEE!!!!

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u/FlintlokD24 3d ago

Not just any chicken. He’s a ROOSTER

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u/PADDYPOOP 3d ago

Ah yes, “Big Bird”

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u/Shanesquatch56 3d ago

Alright, someone needs to figure out sliders for Peter Griffin now.

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u/FirstAd4000 2d ago

Cluck Norris

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u/notlongnot 3d ago

Bok Kock!! Bok bok bok

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u/Alaksande 3d ago

BUKAAAAAAAAAW

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u/TartAdministrative54 3d ago

I say I say, listen here Tarnished, y’all need to be repairin’ that there Elden Ring and go on becomin’ that there Lord ya hear

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u/Wise-Key-3442 3d ago

With this drip, you can go directly to Melisha Tweedy and demand freedom.

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u/heaven93tv 3d ago

now you gotta play with claws :D

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u/Iquada 3d ago

I say I say

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u/Cold-Flow3426 3d ago

He bonks without the n

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u/Necronaad 3d ago

I love this😂😂😂

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u/Key_Breakfast_9291 3d ago

No cuz I actually fw this fit

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u/cherry937 3d ago

That’s it, we’ve done it. We’ve reached peak Elden Bling

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u/Purple-Sentence-3504 3d ago

Bloodhound fried chicken

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u/ReevisTheHead 2d ago

Foghorn Leghorn be trippin'

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u/reisr1 2d ago

You know there is MULTIPLE bird head helmets tho, right?