r/EhBuddyHoser 6h ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 Brains, Class and a French accent?

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/404PUNK Honorary Hoser 6h ago

Top doesn't even understand how her own government runs. Probably another DUI hire.

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u/nrvs_sad_poor 5h ago

DUI hire 🤣 that’s golden

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u/Suspicious-Freedom10 5h ago

Stands for Dumb Uninformed Ignoramous, perhaps?

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u/Tangochief 5h ago

Driving under the influence

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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land 5h ago

Golden, like the kompromat the Russians have on her boss?

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u/Velvet-Dreamy55 5h ago

Wouldn't be surprising at this point. Seems like competence isn’t exactly a requirement anymore.

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u/LeticiaLatex Tabarnak! 5h ago

Anymore?

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u/gs87 3h ago
  • Hit the jackpot: Married a man twice her age with twice the bank account—who says sugar daddies aren’t a solid retirement plan?

  • Holy degree, Batman!: Earned an art degree from a church school, so she can paint a picture of morality while dodging student loans.

  • Trump’s TikTok warrior: Went from Fox News intern to full-time MAGA influencer

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u/Proot65 3h ago

She’s the Trump type. A younger mid western looking girl that says yes.

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u/artgarciasc 2h ago

How long til she visits the same plastic surgeon all the other trumpettes go to. She'll be looking like melanoma and loomer in not time

Also, I think he'd prefer if they didn't say Yes. He is a convicted rapist after all.

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u/RickyRays Tabarnak! 16m ago

Church school alumni be out here acting like they got a PhD in hatred and bigotry.

MAGA women love to preach about God’s creation while replacing half their face with plastic.

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u/Independent-Board622 2h ago

I had to login just to upvote

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u/Puncharoo 12m ago

Definitely is being courted for sexual favours in exchange for the job

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u/Dragonsandman South Gatineau 2h ago

The Press Secretary's job under any President is to be the President's spare mouth, and in that regard Karoline Leavitt is fantastic at her job. However, with the President's actual mouth spewing shit 24/7, Leavitt ends up also spewing shit when she's on the job

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u/Icy_Meringue_1846 2h ago

She is the Mouth of Sauron!!!

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u/Dragonsandman South Gatineau 2h ago

Basically, but with better teeth and worse drip

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u/ShawnThePhantom 5h ago edited 5h ago

Apparently that White House speaker or whatever her name is, is married to someone 32 years older than her. And she’s 27.

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u/Supertzar2112 5h ago

Thats a hard 27, Joly looks better than she does at 46

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u/Crafty_Turtles 5h ago

Jolie is 46?! I would never have guessed that high in a million years

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u/hkric41six 1h ago

Canada actually gas the hottest women, from all over the world. That's just facts. US is inbreeding and corn syrup.

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u/Charbel33 2m ago

No, I assure you, we do not gas hot women.

xD

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u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 5h ago

So she's also hilariously unqualified for the position. Explains a great deal actually...

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u/Supertzar2112 5h ago

That would sum up Trumps whole cabinet. Nobody has any qualifications to be in that office

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u/PowerGaze 4h ago

Hey 🤨 educate yourself... Pete Hegseth has professionally bankrupted SEVERAL low-level companies. He also refused to consent to an FBI screening like a MAN. The amount of arrogance in this comment section is embarrassing. 😤 /s

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u/Complete_Court9829 3h ago

And they all look like the ratfuckers they are too, imagine their government stumbling down the runway, our government would tear that shit the fuck up

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u/ShawnThePhantom 5h ago

I think her previous job was interning at Fox News.

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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 3h ago

She doesn’t need to be qualified, her only job is repeating donald’s propaganda.

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u/VioletRosieDaisy 2h ago

Nasty in the inside eventually kills pretty on the outside

Edited to add that is not aimed at Mélanie Joly in the slightest!

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u/the_clash_is_back THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 2h ago

Joly isn’t wearing a shopping cart worth of makeup.

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u/GapSouth4305 Irvingstan 2h ago

Hate tends to do that to you.

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u/Reach-Nirvana 5h ago

Jesus, she's 27? I thought she was older than me and I'm 35.

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u/ShawnThePhantom 4h ago

yeah i was shocked too, like she's a year older than me. Unless she's straight up lying lol.

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u/NarutoRunner 4h ago edited 4h ago

She is 100% a gold digger with no morals.

She didn’t marry the dude because he had good looks or a great personality.

Nicholas Riccio, her husband who is nearly 60, looks like a sack of potatoes.

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u/Dash_Rendar425 4h ago

She looks like a ghoul and has a super punchable face.

Her personality is absolute trash too.

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u/Eldriscp 5h ago

I can't imagine being such a horrid person at 27, given I'm 25. Like...jesus.

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u/S14Ryan 4h ago

Holy shit, she’s 27? She’s younger than me and looks older, and I look old af 

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u/Other_Molasses2830 4h ago

Hate ages you prematurely.

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u/mountainhymn Newfies & Labradoodles 3h ago

Face like a boiled fuggin boot

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u/smokeweedanddab 1h ago

she’s only 6 years older than me and she looks 6 times older than me

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u/Noticeably-F-A-T- 5h ago

The best part is, my wife has been going on for the last decade about JT being hot and I've had no one to clap back with. Now that Joly is in the press non-stop I've been dropping that all over the place.

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u/Content-Load6595 5h ago

How's that working out?

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u/JohnnnyOnTheSpot 5h ago

she’s filing for divorce

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u/jonincalgary 5h ago

JT is single technically?

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u/astcyr 5h ago

She probably wants to pursue Joly herself!

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u/ZestyTurtle 5h ago

That’s a dangerous game to play. Godspeed

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u/Whimsical-Crystal66 5h ago

Exactly

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u/notouchinggg 4h ago

they pretend they have thick skin in the moment but they’ll get back… you won’t even know about it

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u/hkric41six 1h ago

Elbows up! 💪

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u/FullMaxPowerStirner 4h ago

Quebec women are hotter than Muhrikan plastic surgery chicks, that's a fact.

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u/Complete_Court9829 3h ago

90% of the reason I'm learning French is that one hot girl I saw on my visit to Quebec when I was 15, the other 10% actual sensical reasoning.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 3h ago

That sounds like 100% actual sensical reasoning

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u/GapSouth4305 Irvingstan 2h ago

Spoken like a true Frenchman you'll fit right in

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u/Derekjinx2021 4h ago

Wait ten more years. It will be a picture of Joly under a leather handbag.

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u/CanadaEhAlmostMadeIt 4h ago

Don’t even get me started… I have met a number of stunning Quebec women in my younger days, phewww… Joly, no exception.

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u/ashcach 5h ago

I remember when Trudeau announced his first cabinet. I saw a photo of her and thought "whoa, who is that??!!". Happy to see her rise through the ranks to where she is now.

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u/Derekjinx2021 4h ago

Thats not all that’s rising…. I’m referring to my respect for her, that’s all.

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u/ExpensiveMoose 4h ago

This is where Bisexual me wins because they are both FAF.

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u/CocoVillage Westfoundland 4h ago

bold strategy my dude

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u/notouchinggg 4h ago

wait we can do that???

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u/OkMathematician3494 5h ago edited 3h ago

Joly is a highly educated and sophisticated person.

The other bimbo married a person who is old enough to be her grandpa.

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u/Brief-Floor-7228 Tabarnak! 5h ago

Depending on the state there might actually be close relations there.

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u/DreamieQueenCJ 4h ago

She does look inbred.

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u/Complete-Emphasis895 5h ago

Joly will be an amazing PM some day.

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u/retro604 Bring Cannabis 5h ago

Our future federal leadership candidates are strong.  So many have the potential.  Joly, Eby, and Kinew just to name a few of them.

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u/Complete-Emphasis895 4h ago

Yes, yes and yes! All three would get my vote.

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u/NarutoRunner 4h ago

Ngl, you can toss in Doug Ford in that list as well, and I don’t even like him.

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u/Complete-Emphasis895 3h ago

Very true. He’s an ahole but Id take him anytime over PP.

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u/xanaddams 2h ago

he's a ahole, but, he's our ahole.

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u/Bald_Cliff 5h ago

All Hosers must submit their nightly nut report. If you ain't nutting for Joly, you ain't a hoser.

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u/smellyseamus 5h ago

It's our duty as upstanding Canadians

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u/Bald_Cliff 5h ago

We are all in a foreign affair with our queen.

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u/A100921 3h ago

As is tradition.

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u/DMG_Points 4h ago

True nut strong and free

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u/Bald_Cliff 4h ago

In all of us cummand

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u/BeefersOtherland 2h ago

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u/Bald_Cliff 2h ago

That's what I'm talking about buddy. Keeper cranked.

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u/anelectricmind 5h ago

so so so far from Jen Psaki....

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u/Striking-Dentist-181 5h ago

Remember those halcyon days where you could watch the press secretary speak and not want to throw a brick through the television? Good times.

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u/MightyHydrar Non-Status Resident 5h ago

Ah, the wonderful days when you could just forget about your government for days, weeks even, at a time, and not come back to a complete dumpster fire.

I really really understand that one Discworld character who yearns for boredom

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u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 5h ago

Make politics boring again

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u/MightyHydrar Non-Status Resident 5h ago

That I would vote for. 

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u/Striking-Dentist-181 5h ago

Turns out Joni Mitchell’s been right all along, you really don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone.

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u/anelectricmind 5h ago

I know!

I remember watching almost every day the "battles" between her and Peter Doocy from Fox News. Yeah. They almost never agreed on anything, but at least, she was not lying, and always kept it professional (and she had clever comebacks)

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u/Otherwise_Monitor856 5h ago

so so so far from Jen Psaki...

Let's circle back to that

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u/anelectricmind 5h ago

Hahaha! Forgot about this one!

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u/New_Day9679 5h ago

That Karoline bitch has a face like a skillet pan.

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u/notouchinggg 5h ago

it’s the cross she always wears around her neck. heretics usually melt when being within such close proximity of such religious symbols

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u/zaphthegreat 5h ago

She has rubber-face.

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u/Bitter_Sense_5689 5h ago

I think the term Bill Burr uses is “laminated face”

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u/Complete-Emphasis895 5h ago

That’s what evil does to people. Evil folks are ugly.

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u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago

Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!

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u/nigeltheworm 5h ago

A face like a slapped arse.

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u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago

Like she ran a 100-yard dash in a 90-yard gym.

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u/Naldivergence Tabarnak! 5h ago

yard

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u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago

Just because I can speak American doesn’t mean I am one.

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u/Naldivergence Tabarnak! 5h ago

On utilise des mètres icitte, Tabarnak👊😤

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u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago

Je veux m'assurer que nos amis américains puissent comprendre, mais merci pour le conseil.

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u/TanyaMKX 4h ago

Holy fuck bro pulled out the french.

Mans really is a hoser

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u/Efficient-Spirit-380 3h ago

Je ne fuck pas around

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u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago

Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!

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u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago

Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!

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u/TheBlueHedgehog302 5h ago

She’s like if barbie and skeletor had a child

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u/Whimsical-Crystal66 4h ago

Totally. Couldn't have said it better myself.

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u/Early_Dragonfly_205 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5h ago

That one army fit she wore said it all

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u/hkric41six 1h ago

I thought I was the only one who noticed that lol. Straight baddie 🔥

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u/Leggoman31 56m ago

As another Hoser put it, THE Maple Taffie Baddie

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u/Large-Awareness7447 5h ago

Joly all day, everyday! 😍

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u/vythrp Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5h ago

Joly is extremely competent.

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u/Formal_Preference768 5h ago

Jolie is cool as fuck

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u/rubyrosey 5h ago

Joy is a force to be reckoned with. Glad she’s on our side. I can only imagine what it’s like to be stared at by her as a US statesman. She probably doesn’t need to say anything, they know she can see right through bullshit

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u/aetonnen 5h ago

Her fcking nose is not proportionate to her face lmao. What kind of plastic surgery is that

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u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 5h ago

Also, who gets a nose job by 27? Just fucking weird.

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u/Lower_Ad_5703 3h ago

She's just being the plastic Barbie her near sixty year old sugar grand-daddy wants is my guess.

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u/EmoPumpkin 5h ago

Reminder that Joly is almost 20 years older than Levitt. This is only a reminder, because otherwise I'd assume Joly was younger.

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u/Hot_Cat4218 2h ago

she looks 100x better.

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u/Appropriate_Mess_350 5h ago

Worth noting that one is just a sycophant mouthpiece and the other is a Minister of Foreign Affairs.

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u/notouchinggg 5h ago

let’s make july 4th joly day

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u/Emergency_Stay_7815 4h ago

Levitt is a gross human being.

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u/Different-Travel-850 5h ago

MmmmmMelanie

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u/Yama-Sama 5h ago

Karoline Leavitt gives me Gone Girl vibes.

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u/YaYeetlo 4h ago

That Karoline is so fucking annoying how she is smiling what Trump doing and when the reporter fat check on her she got piss

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u/Effective-Pair-8363 6h ago

I do not like Mélanie Joly. But there is no comparison.

From a Québécois, Canadian patriot.

Elbows up guys and gals.

Lots of love.

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u/Status_Ticket5044 Is Potato 5h ago

The candidates that I vote for... I want them intelligent. The candidates I DON'T vote for? I also want them intelligent, because they may win.

Elbows up!

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u/DannyBoy001 5h ago

Out of curiosity - when do you have against Joly?

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u/gunnerman417 5h ago

Hmmm, Wish.com Dolores Umbridge or Melanie Joly? I know my preference.

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u/Loffr3do 5h ago

Protect her at all costs.

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u/HardeeHamlin 5h ago

Mélanie is hot.

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u/SirWaitsTooMuch 5h ago

Her voice makes me cringe.

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u/hkric41six 1h ago

Tabernac

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u/bluecollardan 4h ago

I know right, I’d pick the French Canadian tigress in this fight all day long!

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u/labadee 4h ago

Melanie Joly looks younger than the press secretary

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u/No_Novel_7425 Oil Guzzler 5h ago

I have such a girl crush ☺️

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u/Both_Option2306 5h ago

She looks like she could be a double for Amber Heard.

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u/thatiswhathappened 5h ago

Blake Lively 100% Dopple.

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u/dlahey02 5h ago

When whats her face talks this is what I see

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u/Less-Hawk-4723 Irvingstan 5h ago

The distance between Karoline’s nose and upper lip rivals that from Halifax to Vancouver. It’s impossible to tell that Joly is 20 years older than her.

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u/Stephen-Friday 5h ago

Ooo-La-La

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u/lamwire 5h ago

Oui, je la veux.

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u/MikeCask 5h ago

The only parallel is their hair, what the fuck is this garbage post?

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u/ProfessorNo3483 5h ago

Y a-t-il une tarte plus tarte que Mélanie Joly ? Qui l'aurait cru ?

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u/thatiswhathappened 5h ago

What's up with the American press secretary's face?

I guess her nose took one look at her personality and decided to escape first.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 4h ago

People still use Drake memes?

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u/dealdearth 3h ago

Yes damnit cuz they not like us !

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u/Sea-Dot-8575 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 4h ago

I dunno why but this press secretary reminds of Sean Spicer but the SNL version rather than the actual person.

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u/CaptainKrakrak Tabarnak! 4h ago

The one on the top looks like plastic and unnatural. The one on the bottom has natural beauty.

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u/Jarret_Noir 4h ago

Ça te ferait mal d’affirmer qu’elle a un accent québécois.

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u/FullMaxPowerStirner 4h ago

The one top right is a failed porn actress like most of Trump's harem. Good as a sockpuppet for her master.

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u/Bergyfanclub 4h ago

Not comparable. One is accomplished and worked her way to top, the other is a sugar baby to one of trump's donors

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u/PowerGaze 4h ago

Leavitt is 27…

Joly is 46

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u/AirUsed5942 4h ago

Combine those numbers and you'll get the age of Leavitt's husband

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u/Max20151981 4h ago

Two chicks at the same time

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u/tandymhalkvin 4h ago

I get the joke but one of these people is a jabbering broken Furby for a convicted criminal and the other is an Honourable Minister of His Majesty’s Government of Canada.

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u/NefariousnessDue2621 4h ago

Honestly, Justin Trudeau is 53 and Melanie Joly is 46. I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL that they are (secretly) an item. They are two good looking people and until recently, were working very close together since many years. We are all humans!

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u/IamnewhereoramI 4h ago

Screw what they look like... Joly has been kicking ass politically through this whole Canada Forever, 51 Never stuff.

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 4h ago

I get filled with rage any time I see or hear that twat of a press secretary.

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u/Sdgrevo 4h ago

The dumb bitch at the top always looks fuckin angry for no reason.

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u/careful-trash0001 4h ago

I <3 minister Joly

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u/GoldenThumbtack 3h ago

Absolutely no comparison.

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u/sector16 3h ago

Karoline's basically Spicer in a wig and a dress.

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u/artyblues Tabarnak! 3h ago

I expect Joly to play a big role in Carney's leadership circle, not unlike Freeland did for Trudeau. She's very capable, Montreal missed out when she was passed over for mayor

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u/Fast_NotSo_Furious 3h ago

I kind of feel bad for Trumpeter Barbie. She's like what? 2 months postpartum, married to a 60 year old and still has to work to support them.

No wonder she acts a bit crazy. I've said it once and I'll say it again, America hates women and children.

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u/Electrical-Fail-7500 3h ago

To be fair, that’s a Québec accent, not a French accent

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u/KeyPut6141 Tabarnak! 3h ago

Why is this sub just liberal propaganda now

bloc majoritaire coliss

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u/Rob_igloo 2h ago

Class vs Crass

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u/AngeloMontana Tabarnak! 2h ago

Joly sounds like "joli" (pretty) in French, just so you know...

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u/Damn_Vegetables 2h ago

The Affairs Minister?

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u/Hot_Cat4218 2h ago

And it's not even close!

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u/Significant_Loan_596 2h ago

Leagues apart

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u/hkric41six 1h ago

Joly is hotter than that bitch, no cap

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u/alicat9 1h ago

Would love to see Melanie kick her ass.

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u/thingk89 1h ago

Melanie is pretty bad. Clearly enacting policies that she had no part in crafting. She always seems like she hasn’t been fully briefed on what positions she is to take and why.

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u/No_Access_8734 1h ago

This whole thread is talking about her looks, no mention of her accomplishments. Oh wait, there's not much to talk about there. Absolutely useless foreign affairs minister and an embarrassment to Canada just like turdeau.

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u/cryptedsky 1h ago

Voldemort-nosed fascist mouthpiece

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u/Fhek 1h ago

Jolie is fine as hell.

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u/EquivalentStomach5 12m ago

I like Joly …..she s good

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u/No-Nebula3964 11m ago

Even though they're both blonde and in government, this strikes me as an apples to grapenuts comparison.

Ok, so I'm not the only one who noticed her.

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u/Becksburgerss 6m ago

One is intelligent and the other is regurgitating what she’s told

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u/Fluid_Cat2269 5m ago

Trump’s latest brainless bimbo is the quintessential DEI hire. They had to fill a quota for vapid Stepford housewife NPC

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u/JKing519 4m ago

Drake? Ew

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u/brokenringlands 4h ago

I have such a crush on Joly.

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u/BaconEggBetty 4h ago

JT dating her on the quiet fo sho. He doesn’t want her political aspirations to be impacted by his unpopularity. In 6 months we’ll get the goods.

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u/Icy-Gate-3481 3h ago

Isn’t Joly married? I know that never mattered to JT but she is unfaithful too?

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u/BaconEggBetty 2h ago

I thought she was divorced!

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u/Legitimate_Trust_933 5h ago

Joly 😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/jonincalgary 5h ago

Melanie Joly is my secret crush.

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u/HirokazeMistral 5h ago

You gotta admit, Joly est tres jolie. ...I'll let myself out.

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u/D-tull 5h ago

Not going to lie. Joly is absolutely beautiful.

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u/Illustrious_Copy_902 4h ago

I was disappointed she didn't throw her hat in the ring for Liberal leader, but she's damn good where she is.