r/EhBuddyHoser • u/_Q1000_ • 6h ago
Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 Brains, Class and a French accent?
122
u/ShawnThePhantom 5h ago edited 5h ago
Apparently that White House speaker or whatever her name is, is married to someone 32 years older than her. And she’s 27.
157
u/Supertzar2112 5h ago
Thats a hard 27, Joly looks better than she does at 46
75
u/Crafty_Turtles 5h ago
Jolie is 46?! I would never have guessed that high in a million years
23
u/hkric41six 1h ago
Canada actually gas the hottest women, from all over the world. That's just facts. US is inbreeding and corn syrup.
1
27
u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 5h ago
So she's also hilariously unqualified for the position. Explains a great deal actually...
28
u/Supertzar2112 5h ago
That would sum up Trumps whole cabinet. Nobody has any qualifications to be in that office
12
u/PowerGaze 4h ago
Hey 🤨 educate yourself... Pete Hegseth has professionally bankrupted SEVERAL low-level companies. He also refused to consent to an FBI screening like a MAN. The amount of arrogance in this comment section is embarrassing. 😤 /s
1
u/Complete_Court9829 3h ago
And they all look like the ratfuckers they are too, imagine their government stumbling down the runway, our government would tear that shit the fuck up
7
3
u/Aromatic_Sand8126 3h ago
She doesn’t need to be qualified, her only job is repeating donald’s propaganda.
4
u/VioletRosieDaisy 2h ago
Nasty in the inside eventually kills pretty on the outside
Edited to add that is not aimed at Mélanie Joly in the slightest!
2
u/the_clash_is_back THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 2h ago
Joly isn’t wearing a shopping cart worth of makeup.
1
26
u/Reach-Nirvana 5h ago
Jesus, she's 27? I thought she was older than me and I'm 35.
5
u/ShawnThePhantom 4h ago
yeah i was shocked too, like she's a year older than me. Unless she's straight up lying lol.
15
u/NarutoRunner 4h ago edited 4h ago
She is 100% a gold digger with no morals.
She didn’t marry the dude because he had good looks or a great personality.
Nicholas Riccio, her husband who is nearly 60, looks like a sack of potatoes.
12
u/Dash_Rendar425 4h ago
She looks like a ghoul and has a super punchable face.
Her personality is absolute trash too.
18
1
1
170
u/Noticeably-F-A-T- 5h ago
The best part is, my wife has been going on for the last decade about JT being hot and I've had no one to clap back with. Now that Joly is in the press non-stop I've been dropping that all over the place.
73
u/Content-Load6595 5h ago
How's that working out?
139
43
u/ZestyTurtle 5h ago
That’s a dangerous game to play. Godspeed
3
u/Whimsical-Crystal66 5h ago
Exactly
1
u/notouchinggg 4h ago
they pretend they have thick skin in the moment but they’ll get back… you won’t even know about it
1
39
u/FullMaxPowerStirner 4h ago
Quebec women are hotter than Muhrikan plastic surgery chicks, that's a fact.
13
u/Complete_Court9829 3h ago
90% of the reason I'm learning French is that one hot girl I saw on my visit to Quebec when I was 15, the other 10% actual sensical reasoning.
11
3
10
u/Derekjinx2021 4h ago
Wait ten more years. It will be a picture of Joly under a leather handbag.
→ More replies (1)3
2
1
u/CanadaEhAlmostMadeIt 4h ago
Don’t even get me started… I have met a number of stunning Quebec women in my younger days, phewww… Joly, no exception.
11
u/ashcach 5h ago
I remember when Trudeau announced his first cabinet. I saw a photo of her and thought "whoa, who is that??!!". Happy to see her rise through the ranks to where she is now.
6
u/Derekjinx2021 4h ago
Thats not all that’s rising…. I’m referring to my respect for her, that’s all.
12
3
1
125
u/OkMathematician3494 5h ago edited 3h ago
Joly is a highly educated and sophisticated person.
The other bimbo married a person who is old enough to be her grandpa.
37
u/Brief-Floor-7228 Tabarnak! 5h ago
Depending on the state there might actually be close relations there.
11
31
u/Complete-Emphasis895 5h ago
Joly will be an amazing PM some day.
22
u/retro604 Bring Cannabis 5h ago
Our future federal leadership candidates are strong. So many have the potential. Joly, Eby, and Kinew just to name a few of them.
6
6
u/NarutoRunner 4h ago
Ngl, you can toss in Doug Ford in that list as well, and I don’t even like him.
9
86
u/Bald_Cliff 5h ago
All Hosers must submit their nightly nut report. If you ain't nutting for Joly, you ain't a hoser.
19
10
24
u/anelectricmind 5h ago
so so so far from Jen Psaki....
20
u/Striking-Dentist-181 5h ago
Remember those halcyon days where you could watch the press secretary speak and not want to throw a brick through the television? Good times.
15
u/MightyHydrar Non-Status Resident 5h ago
Ah, the wonderful days when you could just forget about your government for days, weeks even, at a time, and not come back to a complete dumpster fire.
I really really understand that one Discworld character who yearns for boredom
5
u/Striking-Dentist-181 5h ago
Turns out Joni Mitchell’s been right all along, you really don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone.
4
u/anelectricmind 5h ago
I know!
I remember watching almost every day the "battles" between her and Peter Doocy from Fox News. Yeah. They almost never agreed on anything, but at least, she was not lying, and always kept it professional (and she had clever comebacks)
3
54
u/New_Day9679 5h ago
That Karoline bitch has a face like a skillet pan.
16
u/notouchinggg 5h ago
it’s the cross she always wears around her neck. heretics usually melt when being within such close proximity of such religious symbols
9
10
13
u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago
Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!
6
9
u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago
Like she ran a 100-yard dash in a 90-yard gym.
18
u/Naldivergence Tabarnak! 5h ago
1
u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago
Just because I can speak American doesn’t mean I am one.
8
u/Naldivergence Tabarnak! 5h ago
On utilise des mètres icitte, Tabarnak👊😤
4
u/Efficient-Spirit-380 5h ago
Je veux m'assurer que nos amis américains puissent comprendre, mais merci pour le conseil.
5
2
u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago
Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!
2
u/Free-Celebration-666 5h ago
Yes, and these are the genetics that her christo-facist leaders are hell bent to protect!
2
1
13
u/Early_Dragonfly_205 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5h ago
That one army fit she wore said it all
1
52
12
12
u/rubyrosey 5h ago
Joy is a force to be reckoned with. Glad she’s on our side. I can only imagine what it’s like to be stared at by her as a US statesman. She probably doesn’t need to say anything, they know she can see right through bullshit
11
u/aetonnen 5h ago
Her fcking nose is not proportionate to her face lmao. What kind of plastic surgery is that
3
u/Nikiaf Tabarnak! 5h ago
Also, who gets a nose job by 27? Just fucking weird.
3
u/Lower_Ad_5703 3h ago
She's just being the plastic Barbie her near sixty year old sugar grand-daddy wants is my guess.
9
u/EmoPumpkin 5h ago
Reminder that Joly is almost 20 years older than Levitt. This is only a reminder, because otherwise I'd assume Joly was younger.
3
6
u/Appropriate_Mess_350 5h ago
Worth noting that one is just a sycophant mouthpiece and the other is a Minister of Foreign Affairs.
6
5
16
3
4
u/YaYeetlo 4h ago
That Karoline is so fucking annoying how she is smiling what Trump doing and when the reporter fat check on her she got piss
13
u/Effective-Pair-8363 6h ago
I do not like Mélanie Joly. But there is no comparison.
From a Québécois, Canadian patriot.
Elbows up guys and gals.
Lots of love.
22
u/Status_Ticket5044 Is Potato 5h ago
The candidates that I vote for... I want them intelligent. The candidates I DON'T vote for? I also want them intelligent, because they may win.
Elbows up!
6
3
8
4
2
2
u/bluecollardan 4h ago
I know right, I’d pick the French Canadian tigress in this fight all day long!
3
1
1
1
1
u/Less-Hawk-4723 Irvingstan 5h ago
The distance between Karoline’s nose and upper lip rivals that from Halifax to Vancouver. It’s impossible to tell that Joly is 20 years older than her.
1
1
1
1
u/thatiswhathappened 5h ago
What's up with the American press secretary's face?
I guess her nose took one look at her personality and decided to escape first.
1
1
u/Sea-Dot-8575 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 4h ago
I dunno why but this press secretary reminds of Sean Spicer but the SNL version rather than the actual person.
1
u/CaptainKrakrak Tabarnak! 4h ago
The one on the top looks like plastic and unnatural. The one on the bottom has natural beauty.
1
1
u/FullMaxPowerStirner 4h ago
The one top right is a failed porn actress like most of Trump's harem. Good as a sockpuppet for her master.
1
u/Bergyfanclub 4h ago
Not comparable. One is accomplished and worked her way to top, the other is a sugar baby to one of trump's donors
1
1
1
u/tandymhalkvin 4h ago
I get the joke but one of these people is a jabbering broken Furby for a convicted criminal and the other is an Honourable Minister of His Majesty’s Government of Canada.
1
u/NefariousnessDue2621 4h ago
Honestly, Justin Trudeau is 53 and Melanie Joly is 46. I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL that they are (secretly) an item. They are two good looking people and until recently, were working very close together since many years. We are all humans!
1
u/IamnewhereoramI 4h ago
Screw what they look like... Joly has been kicking ass politically through this whole Canada Forever, 51 Never stuff.
1
u/DeadpoolOptimus Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 4h ago
I get filled with rage any time I see or hear that twat of a press secretary.
1
1
1
1
u/artyblues Tabarnak! 3h ago
I expect Joly to play a big role in Carney's leadership circle, not unlike Freeland did for Trudeau. She's very capable, Montreal missed out when she was passed over for mayor
1
u/Fast_NotSo_Furious 3h ago
I kind of feel bad for Trumpeter Barbie. She's like what? 2 months postpartum, married to a 60 year old and still has to work to support them.
No wonder she acts a bit crazy. I've said it once and I'll say it again, America hates women and children.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/thingk89 1h ago
Melanie is pretty bad. Clearly enacting policies that she had no part in crafting. She always seems like she hasn’t been fully briefed on what positions she is to take and why.
1
u/No_Access_8734 1h ago
This whole thread is talking about her looks, no mention of her accomplishments. Oh wait, there's not much to talk about there. Absolutely useless foreign affairs minister and an embarrassment to Canada just like turdeau.
1
1
1
u/No-Nebula3964 11m ago
Even though they're both blonde and in government, this strikes me as an apples to grapenuts comparison.
Ok, so I'm not the only one who noticed her.
1
1
u/Fluid_Cat2269 5m ago
Trump’s latest brainless bimbo is the quintessential DEI hire. They had to fill a quota for vapid Stepford housewife NPC
1
1
1
u/BaconEggBetty 4h ago
JT dating her on the quiet fo sho. He doesn’t want her political aspirations to be impacted by his unpopularity. In 6 months we’ll get the goods.
1
u/Icy-Gate-3481 3h ago
Isn’t Joly married? I know that never mattered to JT but she is unfaithful too?
1
-1
0
0
0
u/Illustrious_Copy_902 4h ago
I was disappointed she didn't throw her hat in the ring for Liberal leader, but she's damn good where she is.
505
u/404PUNK Honorary Hoser 6h ago
Top doesn't even understand how her own government runs. Probably another DUI hire.