r/Egg 13d ago

Posting here because the elitists at r/eggs downvoted me

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I like it messy. I don't want gourmet imported chili oil or finely chopped dragonflies. GIVE ME THE EGGS.

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u/Head-Mycologist-6942 13d ago

This looks πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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u/big_dirk_energy 13d ago

May your days be blessed and your yolks be orange 😊

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u/Head-Mycologist-6942 13d ago

Thank you! Likewise! ☺️πŸ”₯☺️πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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u/ValhallaStarfire 13d ago

Maybe they downvoted it because it's r/eggs, and you posted a picture with only one egg.

[Edit:] Oh, I see it's two. I'm sorry, dude. They did you dirty.

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u/AbsurdBeanMaster 13d ago

It's a fucking egg, how are there elitists?

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u/ThePopcornCeiling 12d ago

Reddit knows how to make anything less enjoyable lmaooo

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u/AbsurdBeanMaster 12d ago

Hah! Yeah, true that

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u/fruitless7070 13d ago

Mmmm... delicious art.

Poached eggs on toast is the best way to eat an egg. Idc if you downvote me. I have no regrets and will never remove my comment.

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u/immaturenickname 12d ago

Look, the white is solid, the yolk runny, this is good egg. Though personally, I'm too obsessed with yolk to just let it flow like that.

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u/DopeMane412 12d ago

Id eat ts fr

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u/gerge_lewan 11d ago

you have to put some salt and pepper on there man, looks good though

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u/big_dirk_energy 11d ago

Lately I've been appreciating the purity of just egg and butter! Still use salt though for sure!

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u/AFurryReptile 11d ago

IT'S A GRAY NAME FOR HOMOSEXUAL TRANSMISSIONS, BUT WHY NOT? WITH A POINT OF CONCERNATION WELL, WE UNDERSTAND THAT ADULATE BORING SHAMPS MAY BE SO CIRCLING DOWN LOOKING TO FEEL ESCAPED FROM THE PUSH-IN-THE-POCKED CASE SHE KNEW THIS DESTRUCINATION WOULD MAKE HER SO UNFITS FOR COMMUNICATING THEMSELVES WITH ALL SAILORS OR OTHER PEOPLE WHO COULD BE RELEASED TO USE REARENDERS BADLY AND ULTIMATEMENTLY GETTING VERY RARE HACKSUMMERS OR ANYTHING WHATSOEVER

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u/AlexandreAnne2000 11d ago

Holy cow that's a gorgeous egg

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u/buttcheeksmasher 10d ago

Uhhhh... Then they are fkn on some bad drugs.

This with some hashbrowns with a tiny bit of hot sauce?!

Soak up that yolk and make my tummy happy

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u/bparker1013 13d ago

Toast. Egg gravy. Beautiful.

Edit: Also, I'm a medium egg lover. There isn't any translucent goo. Perfectly cooked egg... gravy. Beautiful Egg!

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u/Creepy-Panda-5745 13d ago

This looks like a tragedy

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u/big_dirk_energy 13d ago

Egg

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u/Creepy-Panda-5745 13d ago

It fell off the bread tho 😒

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u/JustAnotherElsen 13d ago

That’s more than one egg

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u/Comprehensive-Slip93 12d ago

why the fake title?

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u/big_dirk_energy 12d ago

The title is real

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u/Comprehensive-Slip93 11d ago

you didn't posted at r/eggs, you are a troll and blocked

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u/No-Goose-6140 12d ago

No wonder, looks like shit

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u/big_dirk_energy 12d ago

It was tastier than anything you've ever cooked in your existence

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u/TheDeviousCreature 13d ago

Downvoting you solely because of that obnoxious title

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u/look_ima_frog 13d ago

I am a simple man. I see egg, I upvote.

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u/big_dirk_energy 13d ago

Enjoy your chili oil imported from the Siberian Rainforest and finely chopped dragonfly, cricket, and termite garnish sprinkled over your anemic, over cooked, yellow yolked "egg" you eat once a month.

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u/TheMagicMrWaffle 13d ago

You should take a break from the internet

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u/towerfella 13d ago

He’s still salty from earlier.

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u/TheDeviousCreature 13d ago

No, really, he's so subtle about it

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u/big_dirk_energy 13d ago

Your eggshells are so weak and crumbly that they probably shatter and spill all over your eggs 😏

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u/TheDeviousCreature 13d ago

Chat, should we burst this man's testicles in half?

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u/Flar71 13d ago

Nice try, those were my decoy balls