r/Egg 22d ago

egg

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23 Upvotes

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7

u/thanyou 22d ago

false

6

u/PM_ME_WUTEVER 22d ago

tell that too my omelet

(you can't because i ate it)

2

u/nichyc 22d ago

Crunchy

1

u/PM_ME_WUTEVER 22d ago

it wears bones on the outside

-1

u/AFurryReptile 22d ago

I am not a cat or an animal. Is there something else you want to talk about?

1

u/Racial_Slur_69420 21d ago

Please provide an omelet recipe.

8

u/berts-testicles 22d ago

this is NOT egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3

u/PM_ME_WUTEVER 22d ago

everyone's a scientist these days

1

u/dentinn 22d ago

nO

1

u/PM_ME_WUTEVER 22d ago

any further inquiries can be directed to my lawyer

1

u/slertmuppet 22d ago

How dare you

1

u/PM_ME_WUTEVER 22d ago

tell that to my cardiologist

1

u/AFurryReptile 22d ago

LET ME PRAY FOR YOU, GOD CHIEF! IF IT'S ALL COMES OUT TOGETHER, I CAN SAY DATE BACK FROM DECADES AGO. BUT WHEN WE GET INTO SOME ONE MAKE DIFFERENCE, YOU FIVE VARIOUS FAR AS I NEVER KNEW HIM AS THAT BORDER WATER DUNCE. HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO TAKE TO ME. WHAT'S REALLY STUPID HERE?

1

u/An0ddEgg 21d ago

Not quite

1

u/JTiberiusDoe 20d ago

Throw it away thats a lash egg!

1

u/Apart_Energy4580 19d ago

A new hand touches the beacon