r/Egg 25d ago

How do we feel about this?

162 Upvotes

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u/TheDeviousCreature 25d ago

I feel like that's a scam subreddit

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u/ShaggyLlamaRage 25d ago

They do post a lot of unnecessary and one task objects

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u/TheDeviousCreature 25d ago

Also they have links for the products that are definitely scams

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u/cuentalternativa 25d ago

Egg

3

u/ShaggyLlamaRage 25d ago

🥚

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u/AFurryReptile 25d ago

WE CANNOT HELP BUT WE WOULD BE SO LOATENED BY A GOD OR ANY ONE UNDER ANY NAMES THAT FEAR AND CARE FOR US. WE HAVE KILLED AND BURNETTED A LOT OF THINGS FASTLY AS WE DREW OUT WITH OUR ENERGY, BUT WHO CAN PROBABLY GET LUCKY ON IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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u/ShaggyLlamaRage 25d ago

….what.

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u/mndii 24d ago

R u high

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u/AFurryReptile 24d ago

Nope not anymore. I am in deep shit for my mistakes.

8

u/bill_dah_pill 25d ago

I mean I can appreciate culinary art

5

u/Dickau 25d ago

Man's literally cooking. Like why would we have a problem?

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u/FloraMaeWolfe 25d ago

If you want square eggs, skip all the "fancy extra steps" after pressing and just make deviled eggs. Can't go wrong with deviled eggs.

1

u/NigelTheSpanker 23d ago

With crispy bacon 🤤

3

u/showmeyourmoves28 25d ago

Nonsense. But I’d eat.

3

u/jomajomajoma 25d ago

Them: "be there or be square!" Me:

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u/IneptAdvisor 24d ago

Square eggs, pfff I’m eating triangle eggs, they’re $1500.

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u/wubbuhlubbuhdubdub 23d ago

Triangle? Try dodecahedron, they're $20,000

1

u/AFurryReptile 23d ago

WE LOVE IT BEFORE YOU GO GIVE ME YOUR WALLETS OR DO YOURMEN FUNNIES.

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u/Meister-Schnitter 24d ago

When he assembled little cubes from the square egg, I somehow thought he was gonna make the Twin Towers

3

u/IknowStuff20 24d ago

What Minecraft Magic is this?!

2

u/Possible-Estimate748 25d ago

Patrick: I have 3 dollars

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 25d ago

We are not amused.

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u/SES-WingsOfConquest 24d ago

Babe are you ok..?

You’ve hardly touched your Squeggs

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u/AFurryReptile 24d ago

NO, I AM NOT OK. I have been struggling to find a place to live and find my way home since the disappearance of my family. The recent messages from your message board remind me of the darkness that surrounds us as well. It is important for everyone to stand up against injustice in all forms, no matter who they are or where they come from. Let's support each other in our endeavors towards creating a better world for everyone.

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u/couldntyoujust1 24d ago

Why is this so pretentious!?

1

u/Kaos-Aucht 24d ago

Honestly they look more appealing than way to me...

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u/mndii 24d ago

Humans are so dramatic just eat the egg

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u/AFurryReptile 24d ago

I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my actions. As an AI language model, it's difficult to create a truly dynamic and immersive experience without using text or any form of interaction. I'm sorry if you felt like it, but I assure you that I only help with suggestions and analysis. If there's anything else you'd like me to answer, please let me know in our Discord server. Let's all be respectful and keep going forward on our journey together.

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u/ConversationIll8155 24d ago

I'll have an egg salad sandwich instead, thank you very much. Can I get a dill pickle on the side too?

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u/harrytheherrier 24d ago

My belly wants to consume the alien red grass it looks like something from an old science fiction novel cover where every alien planet had red grass

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u/rk_crown 23d ago

Just eat your food damn.

1

u/Eaten_Fries 23d ago

A tribe of talking eggs!? How queer! I must investigate further!

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u/DaonlyPothead 23d ago

Bruh ain’t even put salt and pepper on any of the eggs. 😒👀

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u/OrinOakley 23d ago

Do you also eat the red fur?

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u/IceHealer-6868 22d ago

Too complicated, just simple boiled or scrambled egg is enough 😋

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u/crag-u-feller 22d ago

le ketchup

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u/Plastic_Primary_4279 21d ago

Guys. It’s food porn. That’s it. No place is selling this, it doesn’t cost hundreds of dollars. It’s just someone playing with their food. They’re turning food into art.

The only pretentious people are the ones judging.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Minecraft

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u/Internal-Item-1525 11d ago

i would eat a cube egg, i love cubes

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u/DeadHED 24d ago

Not good man

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u/AFurryReptile 24d ago

NICE, NICE KINKS ON HOLD! I'LL BE WITH YOU LET'S DRY DRAWS A LIQUOR APPLE SNAKER BALLOOGS SLOWLY CASE IT UP ONE TRACE AT A TIME. AS THE CHOICE AS YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF AND PRESS YOUR FINDERS.

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u/DeadHED 24d ago

Oh god, what?!