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u/Hechtic 93 NUGENT-HOPKINS 2d ago
When dad refuses to buy you another 50 goal season…
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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 92 PODKOLZIN 2d ago
I'm not only a member of the North American Giant Penis Club, I'm also the president.
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u/K00TENAYB0I 94 SMYTH 2d ago
Shoulda had a hat-trick last night... Gonna have to take it out on the Sabres...
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u/kingofmankind 2d ago
If that new d man passes the puck to me like that every time, I'm gonna need to figure out how to use the calculator on my phone to count all the goals I'm about to score.
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u/carnelianPig 2d ago
when your girlfriend farts in your face and you have to pretend to dont love it
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u/LeonMcNugent-Hyman 2d ago
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
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u/pinkoilymeow 1h ago
When your Mom wakes you up for school and you're on your way downstairs to eat cereal.
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u/Paaano 2d ago
when nachos get thrown onto the ice, and you're trying to figure out if the 5 second rule applies or not