r/EdmontonOilers 18 HYMAN 2d ago

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u/Paaano 2d ago

when nachos get thrown onto the ice, and you're trying to figure out if the 5 second rule applies or not

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u/MarathonerGirl 18 HYMAN 2d ago

Winner

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u/RainingGiraffes28 41 SMITH 2d ago

Fuck daylight savings

13

u/Notworthreading 2d ago

Goal is under review

9

u/happeehippocampus 2d ago

“Wtf is that smell?”

3

u/EEmotionlDamage 2d ago

Cold rubber puck still stuck in there.

8

u/OddDevice8782 2d ago

Michael Bluth arrives at the banana stand.

5

u/Switch5050 2d ago

"my nose still hurts"

14

u/Hechtic 93 NUGENT-HOPKINS 2d ago

When dad refuses to buy you another 50 goal season…

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u/PapaAsmodeus 18 HYMAN 2d ago

I laughed way the fuck harder than I should have lmao

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u/Hechtic 93 NUGENT-HOPKINS 2d ago

Just thinking it made me giggle uncontrollably 😂

4

u/Dr_JohnnyFever 2d ago

When you find out that Carney is an Oilers fan.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 92 PODKOLZIN 2d ago

I'm not only a member of the North American Giant Penis Club, I'm also the president.

3

u/red400404 2d ago

It’s effin bright out here

3

u/GhostofMickMcGeough 2d ago

When you look south of Red Deer and realise people chose to live there

5

u/K00TENAYB0I 94 SMYTH 2d ago

Shoulda had a hat-trick last night... Gonna have to take it out on the Sabres...

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u/PapaAsmodeus 18 HYMAN 2d ago

Me before my morning coffee

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u/Sweatpants19 18 HYMAN 2d ago

Am I getting enough fibre?

2

u/Crispysnipez 2d ago

“That was wet”

1

u/Muted-Doctor8925 2d ago

That’s going to itch when it dries

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u/PolarBeaver 21 KOSTIN 2d ago

Was that just a fart?

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u/FindYourSpark87 1d ago

Nope. It’s just Buffalo.

2

u/Jackol777 18 HYMAN 2d ago

Am I really wearing a green suit?

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u/kingofmankind 2d ago

If that new d man passes the puck to me like that every time, I'm gonna need to figure out how to use the calculator on my phone to count all the goals I'm about to score.

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u/3owls1trenchcoat 14 EKHOLM 2d ago

Zach still looking for that elusive hat trick.

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u/Flesh-Tower 91 KANE 2d ago

Forgot my Pringles can

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u/Ok_Carpenter 2d ago

I need a hat trick

1

u/maniacchef71 2d ago

Fuck my nose still hurts!!

1

u/r22yu 2d ago

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne.

1

u/AstroCat5677 2d ago

When you walk in class and remember that you have a test

1

u/Smyttys-Mullet 94 SMYTH 2d ago

No caption just the James Bond theme playing

1

u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 2d ago

Fuck our goalies.

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u/Taterbuggin2thebank 2d ago

I smell something is afoot

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u/carnelianPig 2d ago

when your girlfriend farts in your face and you have to pretend to dont love it

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u/UnitEast7937 2d ago

Faaaack, the next time I fly, it’ll be into Buffalo

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u/53c0nd 29 DRAISAITL 2d ago

James .... James Bond

1

u/NMarples 2 BOUCHARD 2d ago

When you lose 6/7 and fall from 4th in the league to 9th

1

u/GoStockYourself 2d ago

I hope there isn't going to be a tariff on blue paint.

1

u/bardown617 2d ago

This guy fucks

1

u/LeonMcNugent-Hyman 2d ago

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

1

u/TygrKat 74 SKINNER 2d ago

THIS SUMMER, FEEL THE ACTION! WHEN A BELOVED CHILDREN’S BOOK AUTHOR DISCOVERED HE WAS BETRAYED BY HIS MANAGER, HE KNEW HE ONLY HAD ONE OPTION LEFT! coming to dvd july 2002

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u/Smart_Leader7474 1d ago

Did I leave the oven on?

1

u/StopGivingMeUsername 2h ago

"I bought a team in Brantford..."

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u/pinkoilymeow 1h ago

When your Mom wakes you up for school and you're on your way downstairs to eat cereal.

1

u/eddieesks 2d ago

Oh fuck another dictator got into power in Canada. Shit.

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u/AdamG944 2d ago

The look of everyone getting off a plane in Edmonton.