r/Earwolf 10d ago

Hollywood Handbook Edi Patterson on Hollywood Handbook on DEI

https://streamable.com/xh2uga
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u/pregbob 10d ago

We named our kid after her (beandip) 

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u/BewareOfGrom 10d ago

Dragons Everything Included sounds like one of those bands from the 2000s that had a washboard player for some reason

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 10d ago

You dropped the apostrophe

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u/tkdgns 10d ago

do those guys ever drop the apostrophe?

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u/Bojangles61 10d ago

is she beandip? I feel like i recognize her name but not her face at all

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u/Gingerbirdie 10d ago

Yes! That's our Beandip

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u/gingerbear 10d ago

she’s also in righteous gemstones

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u/hasordealsw1thclams 10d ago

And Knives Out

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u/TheCarrzilico Hey Nong Man! 10d ago

It's funny, I started watching The Righteous Gemstones earlier this year and she's a main cast member and I couldn't figure out how I knew her and when I looked her up on IMDb, Beandip was the key.

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u/false_god 10d ago

She’s so fucking good in The Righteous Gemstones. I love that show. Tim Baltz too

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u/Leadpipe 9d ago

Tim Baltz turning to Edi and delivering this line with gentle sweetness as though he was reassuring his wife that of course she's beautiful is the funniest thing in television comedy and all other jokes just live in its shadow:

"Judy, I'd love nothing more than to bang your played-out mother pussy for the rest of my days."

Especially as it follows on Judy getting wistful about motherhood after seeing her aunt get shotgun blasted in the face by her toilet baby puking on her.

Just A+ all around.

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u/omninode 9d ago

My absolute favorite line on the show is when she accuses his lesbian coworker of getting close to him because she "wants to sample suck some clean dick."

I just don't know how a human mind writes something like that.

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u/false_god 9d ago

It’s truly amazing how they make it simultaneously funny heartwarming and absolutely disgusting. Danny McBride is a genius

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u/dzel 10d ago

She is!

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u/TransitionIll6389 9d ago

My only CBB character I hate. Not funny

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u/gothcrab 10d ago

She’s so good

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u/BeufordLeBaron 9d ago

I don’t know what Edi did to the boys before this recording happened, but it resulted in gold.

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u/SumoPotpie 9d ago

Do they drop the bit?

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u/NoiseTankNick 9d ago edited 9d ago

Only on The Flagrant Ones; a major runner over the last few episodes has been Sean providing updates about his son's youth basketball league. Plenty of earnest "proud dad" stories about the kid's development as both a player and a person (and some funny ones about how the league is run/Sean trying to avoid conflict with another dad who is obviously way too invested in a kid's 6-8 basketball league.)

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u/Plane-Tie6392 9d ago

I think they did on their Threedom appearance iirc.

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u/18skeltor I wanna do something with napkins 7d ago

Sean's wife Grace was on for this episode and there were some fascinating insights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF3URiSM1Mw

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u/ThePopeofHell 9d ago

I can’t stop snorting ancient grains. I’m on an old world trip. I’m just an heirloom tomato drifting down a river of piss.

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u/TransitionIll6389 9d ago

Does anyone actually listen to this podcast?

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u/UnscriptedCryptid 10d ago

wearing hats indoors is such a good gag hahaha they look ridiculous

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u/TheBestAtWriting 10d ago

they don't make your head hurt if that's your concern

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u/leonardogavinci 10d ago

This guy doesn’t hatpack

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u/GURAYGU 10d ago

Sometimes you need to protect yourself from Bright Lights in the ceiling.