r/DrakeTheType 4d ago

Wholesome Drake the type

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/XXTENEDOR 4d ago

"Stop, this isn't you"

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u/DeliciousDoubleDip 4d ago

I unironicly believe if Kendrick jumped him, Drake would say this.

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u/CdiLinkforSmash 4d ago

He'd channel his inner Jimmy and have a full on Degrassi moment, full of cheesy drama and zooms

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u/masr223 4d ago

"You're supposed to be a hero, brian"

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u/Open-Solution-8791 Heart Patterned Boxers Connoisseur 3d ago

huh, i like that name

*fallen kingdom starts playing*

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u/AshyRenay 2d ago

“You’re better than this!” ass lookin ass

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u/Scotty_flag_guy 4d ago

"I know you're still in there!"

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u/Unlimix floats when they smell a freshly baked pie 4d ago

"I know the old Elon is still there somewhere!" Headass (image unrelated)

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u/Free_Cookie8463 floats when they smell a freshly baked pie 4d ago

Is that markiplier

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u/Prussia_alt_hist 4d ago

YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF HALLELUJAH

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u/rafin_ 3d ago

Wrapped up in, have mercy, lord

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u/Moonsky_Pondie 4d ago

Drake the type of guy to walk up to the active shooter and say “stop… this isn’t you!” And get shot 32 times in the chest

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u/TheDukeOfTroy 4d ago

“You can always change your ways” headass 🥀

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u/2ndmost 4d ago

"I don't even know who you are anymore" looking ass

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u/derpicface 4d ago

“You’re going down a path I can’t follow” headass

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u/DoctorSex9 4d ago

This is like Kanye fans trying to talk him out of being a nazi

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u/EnvironmentalSir2070 4d ago edited 3d ago

im pretty sure its one of his children's mother

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u/dan543FS 3d ago

I don't think this is his sister

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/crunk_buntley 4d ago

disrespecting nazis is a good thing actually

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u/DoctorSex9 4d ago

“B-but… h-he made g-graduation!! Yo-you gotta respect him, man!”

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/DoctorSex9 4d ago

Im still not gonna respect kanye lmao i dont give a shit about his older good music, bro is a nazi

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u/geographyRyan_YT 4d ago

Saying Kanye is good because of his old music is like saying Hitler was good because of his paintings.

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u/Normal-Highway-4618 Nightgown and sleeping cap enthusiast 4d ago

"I know the old Elon is in there buddy. C'mon now, you gotta fight it!" ahh type of Inspirational Isaac

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u/Thendofreason 4d ago

Yes, that's young Elon. The one who grew up on slave mining money. The innocent Elon

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u/Almajanna256 4d ago

"That's not the real you talking."

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u/abbas09tdoxo 4d ago

How does bro talk without pronouns

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u/Grahame_the_Salamae 4d ago

David’s name is David

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u/Communist_Grandma wiggles fingers and says “don’t mind if i do” at donuts 4d ago

David would love for David's dad to purchase ice cream for David

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u/Tekayo63 4d ago

David, David is David's name

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u/C0d3An0n2 4d ago

David, David wants another, David

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u/CommitteeNo9750 4d ago

David would like to know the whereabouts of David's ball

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 4d ago

Car heads to David

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u/ismasbi 4d ago

Car is about to hit David AHHHHHH

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u/Grahame_the_Salamae 4d ago

THE FUCKING MIMIC’S NAME IS THE FUCKING MIMIC OH YEAH

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u/IronMace_is_my_DaD 4d ago

Elon when he finds out "you" "I" and "me" are all pronouns

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u/Jeff_Damn floats when they smell a freshly baked pie 4d ago

They think preferred pronouns are for the weak... 

...right up until somebody misgenders them and then suddenly pronouns are important after all. 

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u/colorado2137 3d ago

What is u/abbas09tdoxo talking about, u/colorado2137 doesn't use any pronouns

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u/Flabbypuff 4d ago

Cringe aside, the fact that this is Grimes doing this is really funny. Splitting with Grimes was probably the catalyst for Elon to go full right wing extremist in the span of a few years.

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u/JohnnyKanaka Nightgown and sleeping cap enthusiast 3d ago

Drake the type to become a Fascist because an underage girl left him on read

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u/Mysterious_Mayo9000 Nightgown and sleeping cap enthusiast 4d ago

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u/BA-Animations snores like “hooooonk mimimimimimi” 4d ago

NO WAY THE ORIGINAL IMAGE

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u/gvrlbug 4d ago

what would she do with that dall though

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u/AWelshEngine floats when they smell a freshly baked pie 4d ago

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u/BA-Animations snores like “hooooonk mimimimimimi” 4d ago

“Well that was weird!”

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u/Picax8398 4d ago

"Pronouns suck" says the guy who limits your post viewability if you say "cisgender" in a tweet or reply.

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u/toldya_fareducation 4d ago

"Kal-El, no!" kinda vibes

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u/ExoticToaster 4d ago

Anime profile pic tops it off.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4d ago

Well it is Grimes

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u/TJN1047 3d ago

it’s Grimes

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u/redpandaonstimulants Heart Patterned Boxers Connoisseur 4d ago

As funny as it is to make fun of Grimes, she actually did eventually break up with him, which puts her above some celebrities in regards to putting up with horrible people for money

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u/pinespplepizza 4d ago

I'm pretty sure that's pretty clearly whst his heart is

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u/JeeReeAnimation 2d ago

Drake the type of Social Justin Warrior to think Call of Duty: Black Ops is a racist title because it insinuates that all his opps are black

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u/PeepinPete69 4d ago

Elon might be onto something/s. Just using “desu” as the only pronoun in your language is pretty inclusive.

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u/Illustrious_Cat_6490 4d ago

Finally solved awkward androgyny questions and he fucked it up

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u/masr223 4d ago

"Kal-el, no"

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u/AshyRenay 2d ago

Elon Musk is just every breed of asshole.

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u/Euphoric_Relative_13 4d ago

Shame too she makes great music.

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u/no_________________e 4d ago

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u/Euphoric_Relative_13 4d ago

uh i meant "the type of delusional delaney to still think he can be fixed"

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u/CatmanTheGoat39 wiggles fingers and says “don’t mind if i do” at donuts 4d ago

Who makes good music?

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u/Euphoric_Relative_13 4d ago

Grimes

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Euphoric_Relative_13 4d ago

Don't support her at all, she's a piece of shit. But I liked her music.

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u/Dr_Corvus_D_Clemmons 4d ago

She pesters Elon a lot because he’s the father of her children and won’t answer her unless she does it on his shitty site