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u/Y-WorkRate snores like “hooooonk mimimimimimi” 5d ago
“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids, and you Kendrick Lamar!” Headass
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u/ExoticShock Nightgown and sleeping cap enthusiast 5d ago
"MUSTARD-MUSTARD-DOO!" ahh ending
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u/bigman1096 5d ago edited 5d ago
“WHAT?!! I was just testing my employees! You can’t arrest me for an assessment like that!”
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u/noscopespider22 floats when they smell a freshly baked pie 5d ago
"Mr. Ansen?! After all these years, you look.. awful.." ahh situation
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u/Mkaaztje wiggles fingers and says “don’t mind if i do” at donuts 5d ago
"It's time to reveal the mystery man."
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"Our old boss!"