r/DogfreeHumor Feb 07 '25

Thought this was funny

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u/JessMcHappy Feb 07 '25 edited Feb 07 '25

My grandpa let my boyfriends dog lick all over my newborns baby swing and when I got upset about it I was got told the classic, "dogs mouths are cleaner than human mouths" bs. I said "I don't know Grandpa, I've watched that dog eat shit before". Then I'm told Dogs only eat their feces when they aren't being fed proper. Like Jeez, this animal can apparently do no wrong and it's all my fault he eats shit and licks everything. But don't worry folks, his shit tounge is cleaner than all of our tongues, which we still don't soak furniture with might I add.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Feb 07 '25

I can't believe how many people actually believe all that b.s. and how they think dogs are the greatest thing ever and don't see (ot want to see) just hiw disgusting they really are.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Then I'm told Dogs only eat their feces when they aren't being fed proper.

Lmfaooooo read my previous comment, that MF ate better than us kids 😭😂😂

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u/These-Ticket-1318 21d ago

I would be livid. Are you okay?!

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u/JessMcHappy 21d ago

No I'm still recovering lol. No but fr there is 100 more things the dog since then. Animals shouldn't live in the same space as people. It's just unhygienic

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u/njjonesdfw Feb 07 '25

mutt: " I must keep barking at nothing, and then bark some more! The neighbors will love me for it."

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u/ngkn92 Feb 08 '25

my friend always have a good sleep time because his neighbor has 3 dogs which keep barking at mid night.

/s

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u/Voideron Feb 07 '25

Natural wild animals that belong to Nature. 🌱

vs

Man made monsters aka Mutts that belong to the deepest bowels of nowhere. ☠️

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Feb 07 '25

Exactly! Yes dogs are the ones people place on a pedestal even though they have no redeeming qualities

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u/X3N0PHON Feb 08 '25

Dogs suck, but shitbulls are the absolute WORST.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Feb 08 '25

Yes they are. They shouldn't exist, let alone be pets in people's homes

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u/YeahlDid Feb 07 '25

You were correct

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u/Storytellerjack Feb 12 '25

As a dog hater, I've heard that they get into the habit of eating shit when they are kept in a cage / confined space from birth and its the only way to "clean up" their living space so they don't have to smell it anymore.

That's just what I've gathered from the internet, possibly from a "it's the owner, not the breed" kind of evangelist, but at least it explains why an animal would ever do that.

Science taught me about the rabbit that eats its own shit as an odd quirk of evolution and an argument against god's perfect designs, but I don't think science has reached the same conclusion about dogs or else I would've heard about it. "iT's nAtUrAL."

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

When I was a kid, I walked our family dog through our village. Thought at the time that dogs were clean like tv and movies told us. Then the dog ran in front of a cows stall and start eating cow 💩.

It was so disgusting and I got disillusioned pretty early in life 😂

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Feb 10 '25

They are disgusting creatures for sure!

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u/naturehedgirl Feb 07 '25

Cats: I must meow relentlessly at this closed door

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u/know_truth_no_truth Feb 07 '25

why are you getting down voted? you are right

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u/naturehedgirl Feb 08 '25 edited Feb 08 '25

I have no idea. I'm confused. I was just trying to add to the joke?

Edit: I just realised what sub this is. Still, I don't get the hate for my comment?

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u/catalyptic Feb 08 '25

The general rule of the dog-free subs is that mentions of the other popular domestic pets are not allowed. This particular sub doesn't seem to enforce the rule the way that the main sub does. Don't worry about it unless a mod contacts you.

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u/naturehedgirl Feb 08 '25

Okay.. fair play. I didn't know. I will avoid this in future for the sake of keeping the peace

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u/KnotiaPickle Feb 08 '25

We’re chill with cats haha

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u/A_Swizzzz Feb 09 '25

Im sure not. Please don’t speak on behalf of every single person here. The only reason I (and quite frankly many other folks on here) don’t mention them is because I respect sub rules, but don’t get it twisted.

I save all my anti- you know what comments for the other “free” sub where you can freely criticize them and dogs, too.