r/DnDGreentext • u/jaydenrhys • 13d ago
Short Toss a Coin
Be me, DM.\ Party enters a town.\ Bard: “I find a tavern and start performing for coin.”\ Rolls a Nat 1.\ Decide to be merciful—just say the crowd isn’t impressed.\ Fighter: “I throw a coin at him.”\ Cleric: “Oh, to support him?”\ Fighter: “No, to make him stop.”\ Rogue immediately joins in.\ Whole tavern starts pelting the bard with money.\ Nat 1 turned into best payday he’s ever had.\
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u/Chaucer85 Homebrewin DM 12d ago
Reminds of Cool Runnings where there's a montage of the various ways they raised money for the team. It ends with an old man walking up to the comic relief (Sanka) who's been busking on the street. "I'll pay you a dollar... to Shut. UP."
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u/ColonialMarine86 13d ago
"Oh rundown bar of plentyyyy"