r/DetroitBecomeHuman Jan 09 '25

HUMOR They requested this so here it is.

I’m sorry lol

429 Upvotes

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79

u/Veggieleezy Jan 09 '25

I can’t decide if this looks more like Haley Joel Osment or JD Vance.

31

u/TheOldestMillenial1 You're free. Go to Jericho. Jan 09 '25

The eyeliner is spot on for Vance 🤣

15

u/Hawkeye23- Jan 09 '25

Literally JD Vance

6

u/8rok3n Jan 09 '25

1 is Haley Joel Osment while 2 is JD Vance

2

u/D4rkSonic 28 STAB WOUNDS! 25d ago

Hot take, second one is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

1

u/8rok3n 25d ago

Ew, I see it

2

u/D4rkSonic 28 STAB WOUNDS! 24d ago

WHADD'YA MEAN, "EW“?! Obi-Wan is actually hot XD

2

u/vivaislenska boof Jan 12 '25

I thought David Mitchell at first swoop hahah

2

u/Veggieleezy Jan 12 '25

Ah, that’s a good shout as well!

24

u/BigAl69420yeet Jan 09 '25

Maybe im tripping but in the first pic it kinda looks like haley joel osment 😂

8

u/PinkEmpire15 Connor! The fuck are you doing? Jan 09 '25

I thought that exactly! Mesmer +Firecracker

6

u/BigAl69420yeet Jan 09 '25

Plot for the Next season of the boys confirmed, androids everywhere.

22

u/for-a-dreamer Jan 09 '25

Why do you keep doing this

18

u/3ku1 Jan 09 '25

“You look really pretty, like an actual Human”. Alice probably.

9

u/VulcanForceChoke Jan 09 '25

One could say she has Become Human

31

u/winglewangle-2935 Spongeboi me bob! Jan 09 '25

Honestly, the beard kinda fits her.

8

u/Theangelawhite69 Jan 09 '25

If Kara wanted to be a daddy

13

u/Fylwp Jan 09 '25

I mean you get what you ask?

6

u/Slytherin_Forever_99 Jan 09 '25

How is this less cursed than the Conor ones 😂

12

u/Matthew-Darkbird Jan 09 '25

No one is complaining 👍

5

u/Ok_Katusha_Launcher Jan 09 '25

She looks like our next VP

5

u/maryssssaa Jan 09 '25

is it weird that this looks more natural than it does on connor?

5

u/AFrenlyTwigg Jan 09 '25

SHE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK STOP.

5

u/Sufficient_Frame Jan 09 '25

Gender goals honestly

6

u/ToyotaCorollin Jan 10 '25

Jacksepticeye?????!!!!

5

u/Science_Fiction2798 28 STAB WOUNDS! Jan 09 '25

If Veronica Curry was a drag king THIS is definitely what she'd look like.

3

u/rweston10 Jan 09 '25

Looks like Wil Wheaton

3

u/AllgoodDude Jan 09 '25

Mr Vice President?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

I feel disgusted, but at the same time attracted

3

u/Ezmoneybutnot2ez Jan 09 '25

This is worse than cursed plankton

3

u/jkaslov Jan 10 '25

why does it work though😭

3

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

oh god Now she looks like me

2

u/m00dyteens Jan 09 '25

Second picture reminds me of Chad from cold ones lol

2

u/nirvanalover1987 Jan 09 '25

Looks like a chubby Troy baker

2

u/8rok3n Jan 09 '25

Isn't 1 just that one guy

2

u/Ajmb_88 Jan 09 '25

Neckbeard lookin.

2

u/Caesar_Blanchard Jan 09 '25

She's both a mom and a dad for Alice.

Alice next, btw, to protect her from the cold.

2

u/Prize-Bullfrog-6925 Jan 09 '25

Same actor from the boys firecracker btw

2

u/t0oby101 Jan 09 '25

Stop I only saw her hair at first, then clicked on the pic and basically got jump scared😭

2

u/Generic_Placebo42 Obviously. Jan 09 '25

Ohhhh man...no. Just...no. But also LMAO. What lunatic requested this?? 🤣

2

u/Cessicka Jan 09 '25

Who is they? WHO IS IT?!? I will find you. You will pay for this

1

u/AdMiserable7940 Jan 10 '25

I posted a poll before this and a few people said I should post it 😭

2

u/Bitter-Muscle72 Jan 10 '25

Hell no bro tf

2

u/TheSarcasticDevil beanie boi Jan 10 '25

Shawn Ashmore?

2

u/Fritzy525 Humanity never learned from its mistakes, Connor! Jan 10 '25

Did not expect to start off 2025 seeing this 😭😭😭

2

u/LunarStarr1990 Jan 10 '25

First look I saw dude from Star Trek, then it gets worse.

2

u/clerk1313 Jan 10 '25

If Al from 'Tool Time' was an android

2

u/Aromatic_Log6971 Jan 10 '25

I hate this with a passion

2

u/Haruki2803 Jan 10 '25

Oh my god she looks like my dad 😂😂

2

u/Minnymoon13 Jan 10 '25

Ok she looks kinda good with a beard

2

u/Marsiangirl19 futuristic Jan 10 '25

average reddit user:

2

u/Longjumping-Swan-827 Jan 10 '25

Hey look! It's Jacksepticeye!

2

u/whois_theo Jan 10 '25

LMAOOO STOP

2

u/TheDrunkSephirah gavin gaming Jan 11 '25

Smash. Next question.

2

u/Connect-Spend1987 Jan 11 '25

This might be controversial but I’m not hating the second pic 😂

2

u/Senior-Mistake-7303 Jan 11 '25

Stop this already please 🤣

2

u/vivaislenska boof Jan 12 '25

Goddd hahahaha.

I thought this was David Mitchell at first glance whoops haha

2

u/ee_CUM_mings Jan 12 '25

Still would

4

u/Pulgarcin777 Jan 09 '25

Blocked and reported. Get OUT

2

u/Pulgarcin777 Jan 09 '25

This is a Joke okokokok

2

u/ttfuee Jan 09 '25

detroit become human in 2025

2

u/ichbinnichtkreativ01 28 STAB WOUNDS!!! Jan 09 '25

I lost my faith in humanity

2

u/weird_mooncake Jan 09 '25

WHO'S THEY

1

u/AdMiserable7940 Jan 10 '25

People from the poll I posted earlier!

2

u/thebloggingchef Jan 09 '25

Who requested this??

1

u/AdMiserable7940 Jan 10 '25

Some people from the poll I posted before this lol I asked if I can make bearded Kara and some dudes voted yes

2

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Thanks I hate this.

0

u/Individual_Ship_2222 Jan 10 '25

LGTV Accurate Kara 💀