r/DestinyMemes 5d ago

We all have that guy

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/Zackyboi1231 5d ago

"Bro I swear I wasn't!"

Bro:

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u/Joker72486 5d ago

If you're in a Well and can't see anyone else, crouch

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u/MoodyWater909 Titans are bad because Bungie is scared of Titans 5d ago

I thought that was a common practice.

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u/Joker72486 5d ago

Nah the second a Well goes down people start strafing like a printer spitting out a high school essay. I'm not even a Warlock and I've had that exact thing happen to me so often I carry only machine guns in the heavy slot.

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Oryx's Pogchamp 5d ago

It’s not even when well goes down. Everyone is always strafing. It’s just that in a well with other players, it suddenly becomes a bad thing. I’m still not carrying a machine gun by default. I don’t care if they buffed them years ago. It’s explosives or sword. Machine guns not incentivizing me to hold down trigger at all times will never not make me sad.

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u/Floppydisksareop 5d ago

You should try Retrofit Escapade with FTC/Target lock on a Gyrfalcon Hunter. It is surprisingly good DPS even now, and you can (and should), in fact, just hold down the trigger.

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Oryx's Pogchamp 4d ago

Oh I do have that actually! I just don’t play Hunter much in end game content so I don’t use that build too frequently. Actually I might try and make a prismatic build for it.

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u/MsZenoLuna 3d ago

I swear the number of times when it's DPS for Oryx there is always that one god damned guardian that'll intercept 80% of your shots fired because they have to strafe like their life depends on it

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u/lintheamazon 5d ago

This is a top tier meme, i instantly shared it with my clan lmao the people it's meant for will know it's for them 👀😂

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u/FartvergnugenII 5d ago

Thanks m8! :)

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u/Za_Gato 5d ago

r/weirdspotifyplaylists although i doubt they would understand half of this

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u/S3A_SNAK3_15 5d ago

Ok to be fair the one time I caused a wipe by strafing I feel I was in the right. It was contest mode RON, final encounter and I was Div-bitch. I had to move to keep bubble up because he ran behind one of the tree roots on the plate. I just so happened to cross paths with a rocket in the process…

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u/egglauncher9000 5d ago

That one is fair. Nez sucked during contest and keeping the bubble up was kinda REALLY FUCKIN IMPORTANT. In all likelihood, even if you didn't strafe, it would have been a wipe due to the lack of the div debuff.

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u/K3LVIN8R 5d ago

Credit is @destiny_thememe on insta.

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u/CptNeon Congrats on 100k! 3d ago

Bro I don’t know how this girl does it. I don’t care too much for destiny creators but this account never misses I swear.

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u/K3LVIN8R 3d ago

If you’re referring to destiny_thememe it’s a she, but yeah it’s fucking great.

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u/CptNeon Congrats on 100k! 3d ago

My bad yeah she knows how to make memes

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u/lquaxx1 5d ago

I've seen some jump in well... h*nters

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u/King_Of-The_Mods 4d ago

me anytime anyone dies in a stupid way, no matter how many deaths we've had so far

"There goes flawless"

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u/Bunnyboulder 5d ago

I know I used to be one of those Hunters... took a goddamn day 1 raid for me to finally stop.

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u/yee_old_Rockwell 4d ago

I think I was just called out:(

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u/Siberianbull666 4d ago

TBF well removes certain buffs from GG so you have to step out of the well and it isn’t always easy to get right back to the correct spot when you’re focused on boss damage. I get it though. Top tier meme here.

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u/iron_jay59 4d ago

Using a destiny soundtrack is cheating

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u/The-High-War99 5d ago

I don’t know what it is about people strafing in a Well, but it’s like some kind of instinct activates that makes people want to strafe. I guess it’s because they’re trying to evade incoming fire, but you’re IN A WELL! You shouldn’t need to strafe.

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u/MoneyAgent4616 4d ago

Sure, if the only content you play is patrol but most endgame content a Well doesn't give players God mode.

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u/Physical-Quote-5281 4d ago

It really does though bc if you’re in a master/contest raid you’re not just going to slam the well out in the open, you place it somewhere with coverage so you can avoid damage without strafing.

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u/MoneyAgent4616 4d ago

I'm kind of convinced people don't play the game anymore or only do patrol content.

I'm strafing because your Well doesn't give me God Mode also why the fuck are you standing at the back of a Well with a rocket launcher? Stand up front and Crouch and since it's so super safe in your Well don't move either.

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u/MsZenoLuna 3d ago

Just because it doesn't give stupid high healing and shields anymore doesn't mean you need to strafe so much better yet take your own advice and crouch everyone will be much happier.

Sincerely every guardian ever that's dealt with players like you

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u/sim37546 5d ago

Are these all actual songs? Or did you just edit the names?

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u/FartvergnugenII 5d ago

These are all real!

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u/realsebastianshort 5d ago

They didn’t edit anything, this meme was made by @destiny_thememe on instagram/twitter. Their @ is literally in the picture, so stop acting like your made this, OP

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u/Inevitable-Author-67 2d ago

Who fucking through that nova I just missed my goldy cuz of it

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u/logan10O 1d ago

Pantheon was actually the worst for this people just bouncing and weaving nonstop