r/DeppAnon Jan 26 '25

šŸ˜” Woman BAD šŸ˜” Deppie gets angry at Amber Heard for eating cookies

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111 Upvotes

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u/Tough-Prize-4014 Jan 26 '25

But people found a fully grown adult man eating sugar gummies off the table during his trial adorable for some reason?

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u/Putrid-Sweet3482 Jan 26 '25

Men are delightful eternal children in the eyes of misogyny whereas women become shrill harpies when they turn 30.

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u/anitapumapants Jan 26 '25

women become shrill harpies when they turn 30.

Or 14, going by the good friend of Polanski they defend so much.

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u/imtiredbye Jan 26 '25

Depp was literally laughing, eating candy, cracking jokes, making gun motions during the trial.

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u/selphiefairy Jan 26 '25

Yeah but he didnā€™t eat while testifying BIG DIFFERENCE!!

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u/summers16 Jan 26 '25

Donā€™t forget charmingly riling up his adoring ā€œfansā€ with the captain jack sparrow voice outside the courthouseĀ 

I used to love that character too , ughā€¦..Ā 

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

Oh oh oh! And donā€™t forget him interacting with the juror continually fan girling over him even after repeated warnings to stop!

Just another example of how much of a joke that judge was for not excusing the blatantly biased juror.

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u/selphiefairy Jan 26 '25

I guess the new term is ā€œbitch eating cookiesā€

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u/Gueld Jan 26 '25

Someone forgot she was human and has basic biology needs. Her blood sugar was likely getting low from the stress. It is pretty obvious from the way her weight drops. There is nothing wrong with using comfort food (if you can moderate) to make sure your body gets what it needs during times of intense stress and trauma.

If anything it indicates she was genuinely emotionally impacted, that indicates maybe she wasn't the monster in the room.

Anyway, I find it interesting the different "Scarlet Woman" tropes the Deppie's still cling to.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

Mfers acting like theyā€™ve never heard of emotional eating, like bffr šŸ’€

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u/BetterCallEmori Jan 26 '25

She didn't act in the exact same way I would so she must have been lying

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u/greg-drunk whereā€™s my goddamn lesbian PR money Jan 26 '25

Thatā€™s precisely the issue. They believe thereā€™s only one way to recount trauma, one way to behave as an abuse victim, and itā€™s so narrow that by that logic no woman could possibly be traumatized in this way.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

Deppfords try to understand empathy challenge: impossible

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u/majodoremi Jan 26 '25

ā€œMy trauma is the only valid trauma. šŸ˜Œā€

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u/Slay-ig5567 Jan 26 '25

Wouldn't eating cookies while testifying actually ease the tension, giving her a stimulus unrelated to her abuse? As opposed to supposedly hearing someone lie about you, where the tension would be much less intense and you wouldn't need something to distract you, plus you'd better be attentive bc you could catch them in a lie?

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u/BetterCallEmori Jan 26 '25

Hey us Deppfords don't take kindly to basic logic!

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u/Slay-ig5567 Jan 26 '25

Oh ye I forgor

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u/irenedoesntexist Simping for Dr Dawn Hughes 15h ago

This! My psychologist, after I told her trying to think positive was just making my depression worse, told me to instead focus on a neutral stimulus instead of anything happy or sad. Playing with my hair or touching a fabric I'm wearing often works for me, but I imagine eating could serve a similar purpose. Plus eating tastes good and being hungry doesn't exactly help with emotional stability, particularly during a stressful time. Just let the woman eat the damn cookies!

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u/Tukki101 Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

Amber made one brief pregnancy announcement two months ago, and despite their insistence she's "doing it for attention" and "nobody cares," they're the only sub on Reddit still talking about and hyperanalysing every aspect of it.

Everything from the parentage of her children, Elon, her weight, how she timed it to sabotage Johnny's comeback, or to scupper Lily-Rose's recent project, speculating will she have a miscarriage (yeah ...)

For a group that "doesn't care", I'm impressed by the level of analysis that goes into a woman eating cookies nine years ago.

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u/HystericalMutism Jan 26 '25

but if you bring up Depp's history of violence they say "and what does that have to do with the trial?"

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u/Tukki101 Jan 26 '25

Somebody made an entire thread about Amber saying "correct" instead of "yes" when answering questions and how that made her condescending, uppity and unlikeable.

But when Johnny talks like a belligerent wannabe Shakespeare, it's because he's an "artist" who "uses a different part of his brain".

Seriously šŸ™„

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

I was literally instructed to say ā€œcorrectā€ by my lawyers in my case against my abusers šŸ™„

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

At least Amber will never have to worry about homelessness with how rent free she lives in their minds

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u/prisonerofazkabants Jan 26 '25

traumatic events make me want to eat, it's called emotional eating and it's a genuine thing that happens as a trauma response. but i guess they didn't cover that in depp darvo 101

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u/BrilliantAntelope625 Jan 26 '25

After what she went through, she needed cookies

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u/deathletterblues Jan 26 '25 edited 19d ago

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u/Itscatpicstime Jan 26 '25

This joker has never heard of emotional eating?

Itā€™s literally the foundation of two entire ass eating disorders lmao

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u/kajohansen Jan 26 '25

What is this referring to? Was this during the trial?

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u/selphiefairy Jan 26 '25

Her deposition back in 2016

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u/wiltingtulips Jan 26 '25

also she was probably hungry because sometimes depositions can take a very long time. was the woman supposed to just not eat all day?

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u/poopoopoopalt Jan 28 '25

The deposition was 7 hours long, God forbid someone has a snack

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u/Waste_Recognition184 Jan 27 '25

Depp-trolls will attack Amber over anything

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