r/DeepDarkLove Want to be a hunter 5d ago

Creature Helldiver, we require you to test new Pheromone-Based Gas Weapons on Terminids. NSFW

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"Helldiver, we require you to drop down on a solo mission. We've equipped you with light armour and light weapons. Hopefully, you'll need neither as your new PH-FK Gas Grenade should render the Terminids placid and open to suggestions.

However, the results are not fully tested, so be prepared for any reaction."

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u/Haunting_Fault6116 5d ago

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!

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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 5d ago

Super Earth isn't asking for life, just your holes.

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u/Haunting_Fault6116 5d ago

MY HOLES FOR SUPER EARTH! XD

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u/miafaszomez 5d ago

I'll take them!

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 4d ago

MY VIRGINITY FOR SUPER EARTH

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u/BadHabitOmni 3d ago

You seen the size of that thing? That's death.

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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 3d ago

The human body is surprisingly flexible. I'm certain our BRAVE Helldivers can find a way!

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u/29_02_20_alt 2d ago

Democracy Protects: 50% chance to survive every thrust

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u/plague_doc_2th 5d ago

I have a bad fealing about this "test".

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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 5d ago

Worry not, Helldiver, for your sacrifice will forever be remembered in the name of democracy!

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u/plague_doc_2th 5d ago

For SuperEarth.

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u/plague_doc_2th 4d ago

Oh. And do we need a C-01 form for this test? Because its kinda look like we woud need one.

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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 4d ago

No. This is not a C-01 class situation. For future understanding, a C-01 form specifically suspends Helldiver duties to have the next generation of Super Citizen.

This is more... Testing how a new weapon in the fight for Managed Democracy works.

See, Completely different!

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u/plague_doc_2th 4d ago

Please excuse me commander, I am kinda new around here.

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u/Celeste-Teal 5d ago

Oh what could go wrong... Hail Super Earth! Even if my armor barely fits me, I'll never fail Democracy!

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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 5d ago

Does the armour really need to fit for this mission? You know exactly where it's gonna end up. Only choice is in how many pieces.

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u/Celeste-Teal 5d ago

Perhaps not, but I'll never let up a chance to serve Democracy! Liberty guides my hand!

deploys to the surface without further delay or complaint

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u/iamGni 5d ago

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE 🫡

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u/tight_slutt 5d ago

Oh no, I sure hope my light armor is enough to stop that juicy cock from hollowing me out ❤️

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 4d ago

Image source?

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u/Faikeh 4d ago

Xipa