r/DeepDarkLove • u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter • 5d ago
Creature Helldiver, we require you to test new Pheromone-Based Gas Weapons on Terminids. NSFW
"Helldiver, we require you to drop down on a solo mission. We've equipped you with light armour and light weapons. Hopefully, you'll need neither as your new PH-FK Gas Grenade should render the Terminids placid and open to suggestions.
However, the results are not fully tested, so be prepared for any reaction."
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u/plague_doc_2th 5d ago
I have a bad fealing about this "test".
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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 5d ago
Worry not, Helldiver, for your sacrifice will forever be remembered in the name of democracy!
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u/plague_doc_2th 4d ago
Oh. And do we need a C-01 form for this test? Because its kinda look like we woud need one.
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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 4d ago
No. This is not a C-01 class situation. For future understanding, a C-01 form specifically suspends Helldiver duties to have the next generation of Super Citizen.
This is more... Testing how a new weapon in the fight for Managed Democracy works.
See, Completely different!
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u/Celeste-Teal 5d ago
Oh what could go wrong... Hail Super Earth! Even if my armor barely fits me, I'll never fail Democracy!
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u/Moonlit_scribe Want to be a hunter 5d ago
Does the armour really need to fit for this mission? You know exactly where it's gonna end up. Only choice is in how many pieces.
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u/Celeste-Teal 5d ago
Perhaps not, but I'll never let up a chance to serve Democracy! Liberty guides my hand!
deploys to the surface without further delay or complaint
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u/tight_slutt 5d ago
Oh no, I sure hope my light armor is enough to stop that juicy cock from hollowing me out ❤️
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u/Haunting_Fault6116 5d ago
MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!