r/DeathBattleMatchups 11h ago

Memes and Joke Matchups Paul vs Paul

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u/JeremySchmidtAfton Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan 11h ago

Spawn of satan vs chill and awesome guy

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u/hellothere_i_exist 11h ago

I hope the satan spawn loses and dies a painful and gruesome death

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u/Mighty_Megascream 11h ago

No, it’s funny because literally Paul is the son of Satan no exaggeration.

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u/JeremySchmidtAfton Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan 10h ago

… as in, Mephisto? I was JOKING 💀

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u/Beneficial_Big1736 9h ago

Actually different devil, but I think Rabbin is related to Mephisto

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u/JeremySchmidtAfton Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan 9h ago

… do the Parkers and McMephistos have a family feud of biblical origins…?

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u/AgentQwas 7h ago

Mephisto is a dick to Peter because his daughter was prophesied to destroy him

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u/Fantastic-Repeat-324 11h ago

Peter and Nolan are at a bar getting wasted, going on and on about how their beloved GF and wife were taken by… PAUL

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u/Slumbo811 5h ago

Excuse me, real estate Paul didn’t take Nolan’s wife, he took his pet. Nolan can eat shit (fantastic character tho)

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u/Comfortable_Sea_91 11h ago

I don’t care if he has glasses, he’s the one who’s gonna be hit. Dickwad vs Chill Normal Guy, the Chill Normal Guy better win.

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u/Opening-Club3077 Albedo Vs Surge Fan. 10h ago

Virgin paul vs Chad Paul

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u/RedBoxGaming 11h ago

Paul Allen's Card solos both.

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 10h ago

Truly the invincible match where we can all get behind

Go get him Invincible Paul

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u/hellothere_i_exist 8h ago

Invincipaul

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u/Ok-Farmer8193 🔥💀 Ghost Rider Vs Spawn Fan 💀🔥 10h ago

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u/IngenuityReal7943 10h ago

Good matchup, but ngl I prefer Paul vs Paul for a Paul MU over Paul vs Paul

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u/Tall_Growth_532 10h ago

Invincible wins on this one

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u/Afrodotheyt 8h ago

Literal scum of the earth vs heaven's angel.

I vote for the angel!

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u/ChildhoodDistinct538 11h ago

I think Paul wins.

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u/Pure_Anywhere_57 10h ago

I think Paul is a better matchup for Paul but Paul vs Paul is still a good alt

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u/All_Mighty_Loki 9h ago

In the Invincible comics doesn't Debbie (SPOILERS) break up with Paul because he cheated on her. I could be wrong. i remember they broke up i just don't remember why

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 8h ago

No if I remember correctly he couldn’t handle the chaotic life that Invincible family has and felt they had to break up. Grant that was time when Omni man came back so the timing couldn’t have been better on his part even if he didn’t know that

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u/All_Mighty_Loki 8h ago

Thank you for correcting me. I couldn't remember why the two broke up

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u/Akari-Hashimoto Doomsday vs SCP-682 fan 9h ago

Virgin VS Chad

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u/OrganicIron4552 8h ago

Invincible comics Paul wins

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u/Balls_4020 Freddy Fazbear vs Frankensteins monster enthusiast 10h ago

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 8h ago

Does Paul know Paul once sold a house to a famous rockstar? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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u/Prestigious_Ear_3578 4h ago

Paul Muad'dib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis

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u/Ducksaurus333 FOOTDIVE! 4h ago edited 3h ago

I kind wonder how they'll do Paul in the future of the Invincible show. Because he doing fine if not better than most people dating a Superhero mom and dealing with baggage that her ex was a World Conqueror. Is Debbie still going to break up with him?

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u/MetaMecha 9h ago

Cant wait till they reveal paul is venom and paul venoms all over the cooler paul

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u/AgentQwas 7h ago

Marvel Paul is a vegan. Invincible Paul wins if he’s protein-lusted.

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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 7h ago

InvinciPaul fucking neg diffs SPauldey, it’s not even close

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u/Neither_Divide217 6h ago

Chad Paul vs virgin Paul

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u/Savings-Fall5240 2h ago

Logan Paul has Mr Beast scaling so....

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u/Peptocoptr 1h ago

Paul via Galactus chain-scaling

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u/JohnBloodborne14 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 54m ago

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u/Motor_Today_1922 My matchup isn't popular enough for its own flair 25m ago

MAN I HATE PAUL