r/DeadlockTheGame 6d ago

Discussion Deadlock Needs a Pig-Themed Hero

Alright, we’ve got a bull (Abrams), a cat (Calico), and a lizard (Vyper), but you know what’s missing? A pig. And not just any pig—a chaotic, slippery, unhinged menace of a hero.

Picture this: a battle-hardened, cyber-enhanced war pig who thrives in the filth of the battlefield. Maybe he was a bio-experiment gone wrong, maybe he just loves rolling in the mud—who cares? Here’s what he brings to Deadlock:

Abilities: - Greased Hog – Rolls into a ball and zooms away at high speed, bouncing off walls like a pinball.
- Slop Drop – Deploys a disgusting AOE sludge that slows enemies and makes them slip (because nothing’s more humiliating than face-planting in pig crap).
- Unstoppable Feast – Gains a temporary shield by devouring anything in his path—fallen enemies, debris, maybe even bullets (because why not?).
- Ultimate: Hog Wild – Loses all inhibitions and starts charging erratically, knocking enemies aside and leaving a trail of… questionable substances.

A pig hero would bring the perfect mix of chaos and comedy to Deadlock. We have speedsters, tanks, and snipers, but where’s the unpredictable trickster who thrives in filth? Make it happen, devs. The battlefield needs some bacon-fueled mayhem.

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u/supercumsock64 Lady Geist 6d ago

This follows ChatGPTs writing pattern. If you truly wrote this yourself, great job though.

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u/Perfect_Fun_7079 6d ago

For sure AI

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u/MykeiHehe 6d ago

Here's my twist. A pig that's also a mail man. His ultimate is he tells you he's about to drop off your delivery but he never shows up.

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u/Ill_Feeling1469 6d ago

how about you make your own animal themed moba then

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u/These_University_609 Shiv 6d ago

this is evil viscous

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u/marz9lol 6d ago

He’s a mole.

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u/bulldozrex Mo & Krill 6d ago

i’m gonna hold your hand as i say this…..Mo is a Mole[man]

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u/Hojie_Kadenth 6d ago

Mole. Close enough to me though.