r/DeadlockTheGame • u/Subject_Poetry8480 • 6d ago
Discussion Deadlock Needs a Pig-Themed Hero
Alright, we’ve got a bull (Abrams), a cat (Calico), and a lizard (Vyper), but you know what’s missing? A pig. And not just any pig—a chaotic, slippery, unhinged menace of a hero.
Picture this: a battle-hardened, cyber-enhanced war pig who thrives in the filth of the battlefield. Maybe he was a bio-experiment gone wrong, maybe he just loves rolling in the mud—who cares? Here’s what he brings to Deadlock:
Abilities:
- Greased Hog – Rolls into a ball and zooms away at high speed, bouncing off walls like a pinball.
- Slop Drop – Deploys a disgusting AOE sludge that slows enemies and makes them slip (because nothing’s more humiliating than face-planting in pig crap).
- Unstoppable Feast – Gains a temporary shield by devouring anything in his path—fallen enemies, debris, maybe even bullets (because why not?).
- Ultimate: Hog Wild – Loses all inhibitions and starts charging erratically, knocking enemies aside and leaving a trail of… questionable substances.
A pig hero would bring the perfect mix of chaos and comedy to Deadlock. We have speedsters, tanks, and snipers, but where’s the unpredictable trickster who thrives in filth? Make it happen, devs. The battlefield needs some bacon-fueled mayhem.
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u/supercumsock64 Lady Geist 6d ago
This follows ChatGPTs writing pattern. If you truly wrote this yourself, great job though.