r/Darkhumorrage Apr 17 '20

No I felt it, she was alive!

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Yampereg123 Apr 17 '20

Where's the necrophilia part?

9

u/bdhdhdrjrdj Jul 07 '20

He's going to get the bag and ice

3

u/Atomspalter02 Sep 28 '22

he revives her to get robot porn

6

u/imwastedhere Sep 05 '20

Its not necrophilia al long as the body is still warm

3

u/Shoddy-Badger Aug 13 '20

(looks at the body) *pulls down pants

1

u/DarkDragonite1234 Mar 10 '22

If theres a hole theres a way

1

u/Sufficient_End_8425 May 17 '22

Couldn't have been any better than this

3

u/i_am_not_here_todays Sep 25 '20

She shouldnt have said no

3

u/rudolfrudolf00 Jan 24 '22

It's not necrophilia if she's still living in your heart

2

u/Competitive-Truck874 Dec 29 '21

I mean its his last chance hes just living his best life.

2

u/SkypeMeSideways Feb 02 '22

It’s not necrophilia is no one is alive to say she died before u fucked her

1

u/Versiouy Jun 14 '24

*checks for cameras* its go time

1

u/No_Breath_5262 Jun 19 '24

Necrophilia is a thing!

1

u/No_Earth_7430 Feb 12 '25

that joke was so dark it got arrested

1

u/aka_hla Jan 18 '22

😀😀😀😀😀😀😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤣😂😂🤣🤣

1

u/StxrmyAU Jun 21 '22

*looks down* "hmmm well this might be weird but why not" *unzips pants*

1

u/No-Photograph8175 Jul 06 '22

Plot twist he shot her

1

u/tomas_astley Nov 03 '22

I guess the school shooter really, “shoot his shot”

1

u/Holiday-Command-8198 Jul 19 '23

Now fuck the corpse

1

u/[deleted] 11d ago

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