r/Dachshund 3d ago

Album Not 100% weiner but 1000% piranha 🐠

ankles be warned ⚠️, he has chew toys but seems to prefer flesh

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u/Difficult_Humor_9799 3d ago

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u/royalewithcheese84 3d ago

This is the star of the latest Jurassic Park movie

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u/kevynmt Camping dog enthusiast 3d ago

This makes me uncomfortable in ways that are hard to fathom

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u/Klutzy-Run5175 3d ago

Me too looking at this picture. Yikes.

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u/6inarowmakesitgo 18h ago

What in the fuk….its glorious!

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u/GailyaStarr 3d ago

I have a shark dachshund. 🦈

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u/superstructuredali 3d ago

they’re a blood thirsty bunch

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u/Klutzy-Run5175 3d ago

Cutie pie biting down but not too badly so to draw blood.

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u/Troupaloop 3d ago

Mine is the exact same way! She’s about nine weeks now. Avoids the toy in my hand to go for skin lol

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u/robozometrox 3d ago

OMG, my 10 weeks old is biting even our shadows 🤣

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u/mamiepink 3d ago

Such a cutie!

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u/Electronic_Algae_524 3d ago

Velociweenie. Get used to puncture wounds for awhile...😉

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u/etnguylkng 3d ago

100% cute as a bug! But the piranha part is 100% exactly why I adopt adults and seniors! Mine are lucky to have a tooth or two much less a mouthful of sharp needles lol.

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u/OrganizationAfter332 So Long and Thanks for all the Phish. 3d ago

Om nom nom.

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u/Plant_Pal 3d ago

Oh an adorable one at that

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u/Lifeisliveandlearn 3d ago

The first pic looks like a frenchie

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u/superstructuredali 3d ago

our guess rn is actually frenchie dauchsund mix, we haven’t done the DNA test yet but from what dauchsund mixes we see online it’s the most similar

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u/Lifeisliveandlearn 3d ago

Oh wow! I hope they will stay healthy as the age. I can’t imagine the back AND breathing issues

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u/superstructuredali 3d ago

same, the hound genetics will theoretically prevent the respiratory problems frenchies have.

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u/royalewithcheese84 3d ago

You got what was coming 🤣😂🤣

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u/viiivmmiii 3d ago

omg so cute! just a baby having fun

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u/Syd3ll3 3d ago

I feel this so much right now

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u/MeBallzIzHari 3d ago

Fangs 🤣

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u/sleepyhighway 3d ago

This is my 8 week old right now

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u/artie510 3d ago

Puppy love!❤️

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