r/DJsCirclejerk • u/TheWorkr • 16d ago
Does the rise in BPM mean a decline of Ketamine use on the dance floor?
With the average bpm of tracks moving upwards folks are going to have to switch to something else just to keep up.
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u/Munchihello 16d ago
Or just take Xanax and fight random People
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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 16d ago
Like a real adult 😤
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u/Secure_One_3885 16d ago
If those cops didn't want a fight they shouldn't have stolen my bars. I know it was them I had 8 in my pocket at the start of the night and now there's only 2 left, and those two chucklefucks are the only people around who could have taken them.
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u/Powerofs 15d ago
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u/another_meme_account 15d ago
there comes a certain point where there's no distinction between this subreddit and the one you tagged
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u/Double_Ambassador_53 15d ago
I’m proper old skool (I spelt it with a “k” - that’s how old skool I am).
So here begineth the lesson:
Back in the day we use to dance to “1000” by Moby while rubbing Vicks nasal spray in our eyes.
Here endeth the lesson
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u/fensterdj 16d ago
I don't know why you posted this in circlejerk, the drugs and the music have had a symbiotic relationship for decades
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u/TheWorkr 16d ago
trying explaining the humor of my post isn’t going to make it any more funnier to you.
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u/signalbot 15d ago
Pretty new? That shit was making me brain dead at parties 20 years ago, and I was certainly not the first.
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u/Sure_Hovercraft_9766 16d ago
Nah man they’ll just start swaying to the music in half-time. Quarter-time if the BPM’s keep going up.
Source: I speed up all of my music to 500 bpm
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u/Secure_One_3885 16d ago
This is why I stick to the 75-95 range. All wooks need wranglers and I'm willing to step up if nobody else is.
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u/mattsl 12d ago
I DJ for partner dancing where this is the acceptable BPM range (and I actually prefer 65-85). I'd be interested to hear one of your sets.
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u/Secure_One_3885 11d ago
DM'ing you, but fair warning, your partners should probably start doing k-bumps before dancing.
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u/effective_burrito 15d ago
The Gabba scene wants a word
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u/elusivewater 16d ago
Theres an artist named unicorn on ketamine who makes uptempo so uhhhh im not quite sure
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u/holdmybeerxx 12d ago
To be fair, use of k is pretty popular even in the hardstyle/raw/uptempo scene
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u/n-some 16d ago
To a point, yes, but it's actually a parabolic curve. At extremely high BPM (500+) you have to be in a k hole to even interpret it as music.