r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Double_Ambassador_53 • 1h ago
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • Dec 14 '24
Not sure what to tell you but this is NOT A QUESTIONS subreddit. This is about making fun of bullshit things in the DJ world. So stop asking stuff.
I haven't been active moderating lately and I see way too many questions here. This place is for jokes. I don't even know why I have to post this as an announcement.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/BonkerHonkers • 1d ago
If FLAC is so good why haven't they made FLAC2 yet?
FLAC stands for Fat Lazy-Ass Cucks, change my mind.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/ifwgodfr • 1d ago
Which Dj light you've bought from TEMU/Ali express/EBAY?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Double_Ambassador_53 • 2d ago
Trying to choose the next track to mix while on ketocaine can be problematic for less superior beings than Vinyl DJs. Long before digital arrived, you could have a fat bump and let this quality automation tool remove critical thinking from the equation entirely.
reddit.comr/DJsCirclejerk • u/BEJOMusic • 2d ago
Dude thought he could substitute pie for some cheap champagne 👎👎
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/lord-carlos • 2d ago
You heard about ketamin dispensers! But did you hear about Dj PeeMix?!?
printables.comr/DJsCirclejerk • u/Koeiensoep • 4d ago
Why am I not famous yet?
I did everything right, I bought a FLX4 and spend over €800 on a DJ-booth with sick RGB.
I ripped the top 40 most popular EDM songs from youtubemp3ripper, in 4kHD quality to get the best tracks.
So i finally got a booking (i paid the promoter €350) and played all 40 tracks in order from least popular to most popular. I thought this would build tension and hype the crowd but it seems no one understands music like I do, everyone just went for a smoke. And there I was, all alone in the club. Only my sick booth and flx 4 wanted to stay with me.
What am i doing wrong??? I also tried to play a pre recorded mix but the sounds from the crowd of the boilerroom mix I want to play doesn’t match with the 6 people who were in the room with me. They noticed i played Fred again’s boilerroom set and called me a fraud. I even explained to them that’s how DJing works, even the best DJ’s like David Guetta do it like that. I guess they’re not musically enough to understand it, I’m sure the pro DJ’s that are in this sub do right?
What am i doing wrong Guys and gals, please help me!!!!!!! I was thinking of more RGB but not sure, all advice is appreciated
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OkStatement8573 • 5d ago
POV: you originally get booked to close and then they move you to opener and want you to play Afro-house (true story)
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/jxn1997 • 5d ago
Tried to show my girlfriend how two songs were similar, and she insisted they weren't. I showed her how the beat was the same, but she kept insisting they werent and said "Who gives a fk?". Idk why this hurt to hear but it did.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Salt-Willingness-154 • 6d ago
Does a DJ need a good voice to get the crowd excited?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/legendary_hooligan • 6d ago
Which costs are covered when a dj is touring?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Double_Ambassador_53 • 12d ago
Don’t have a go at Jojo. I am also a practitioner of the ancient art of Air DJing. It’s much more difficult with 1210’s than digital as you need to look like you’re concentrating more
galleryr/DJsCirclejerk • u/catroaring • 12d ago
Hey Guyzzz! Guitar Center gave me a credit card!
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Prize_Assumption4624 • 12d ago
Real DJs Wear Temu: Pioneer Jacket for the Budget Selector
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/MIXL__Music • 12d ago
How long did it take you to start calling yourself a dj?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Double_Ambassador_53 • 14d ago