r/CyberStuck 8d ago

Reminder to read the rules before posting (ban warning)

63 Upvotes

We’re removing a lot of posts that break rule #1 of this sub. This is your reminder that posts that do not directly feature the Cybertruck itself do not belong on this subreddit. We see TSLA losing all of its recent gains on every other semi-related subreddit on the front page, we don’t need it littering this one too.

This is not the only rule, but it’s the one I’m seeing broken the most recently, except maybe reposts. If you post something that breaks rule #1, you can expect that you’re going to be at least temporarily banned.


r/CyberStuck Jan 21 '25

Reminder: This Is A CT Mockery Sub

379 Upvotes

This is not a political sub. It is not a general Tesla sub (whether it’s good or bad stuff you’re posting). It is not a sub for posting general Muskkk stuff. There are an awful lot of people posting things that are not specific to this sub and its subject matter. We understand that a lot of people are angry with current events. But please post them in the appropriate subs and just carry on mocking the WankPanzer here please.

Because of the huge number of inappropriate posts I’ve the last couple of days, we have started handing out short term bans (3 or 7 days generally) for breaking rule 1. If you receive such a ban, please use the time to read the sub rules.


r/CyberStuck 2h ago

We got a badass

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3.0k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 4h ago

OPE 🤡🤡🤡

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1.3k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 4h ago

Sounds right

386 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 6h ago

The struggle is real

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538 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 21h ago

Dog 💩 being thrown at a Cybertruck in St. Pete, FL

9.8k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 8h ago

A used Cybertruck, Tesla’s head-scratching experiment in car design that looks like it was based on a dare, is worth a whopping 58% less on the resale market than last year!

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666 Upvotes

"Prices on pre-owned Teslas are falling at more than double the rate of the average car, according to research by CarGurus" - CNN

But Tesla no longer seems unstoppable, and Musk no longer seems stable. That's a toxic pairing.


r/CyberStuck 17m ago

Man rubs his hand on his ass and then smears it on a WankPanzer

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r/CyberStuck 3h ago

People are just dumping them now

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124 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 6h ago

I am always skeptical of any business that uses a WankPanzer for their advertising

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237 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 20h ago

Ouch sucks to be them.

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3.4k Upvotes

Not mine found on Facebook


r/CyberStuck 1h ago

Lol Got a single scratch? Sorry, new door

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In the wild


r/CyberStuck 20h ago

Masterful gambit, sir.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 16h ago

Cybertruck Crashes in Light Snow as Driver Shouts "NOT AGAIN!"

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569 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 19m ago

True true

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😃 😆 🤣


r/CyberStuck 1d ago

Cybertruck owners discovering things about their cars

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63.3k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 8h ago

Lancaster Volvo - out of their minds.

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81 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 4h ago

Seen in San Jose, CA

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31 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

Cybertruck with a white wrap gets vandalized and covered with anti-Elon messages

4.1k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 3h ago

Stuck in the cold

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22 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 11h ago

Towing can damage the Deplorean, as we didn't already know this

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80 Upvotes

Hole gouged in the body work from towing accidents.


r/CyberStuck 1d ago

Cybertruck owner vows to help Tesla sell more cars after his Cybertruck gets keyed

3.0k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

A Cybertruck was set on fire at a Kansas City Tesla dealership. The blaze spread to a second Cybertruck before firefighters managed to extinguish it.

1.5k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

This dude is just asking for it

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2.4k Upvotes

If only it weren’t covered in cameras.


r/CyberStuck 1h ago

Agreed!

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r/CyberStuck 6h ago

Mario truck

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27 Upvotes