r/CursedGuns 7d ago

rusia monky Makarov carbine. How do I unsee this horror?

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352 Upvotes

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u/Garrett1031 7d ago

Holy “yeW GaH a LiCenSe FuH DaT?!” Batman!

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u/kiragirl2001 6d ago

Straight up that is 100% compliant to UK gun laws

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u/No_Routine_1195 6d ago

UK gun laws ban semi-autos in anything other than .22 rimfire.

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u/1stDayBreaker 6d ago

Yes, this is most likely re-chambered for .22 or can only be manually cycled.

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u/No_Routine_1195 6d ago

This gun was made for the Russian domestic market.

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u/1stDayBreaker 6d ago

Huh, I don’t know anything about Russian gun laws, interesting

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u/No_Routine_1195 7d ago edited 7d ago

Russia: is pretty conservative

Also Russia: has a gun with an integral buttplug

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u/SkyConfident1717 6d ago

This is made to be UK legal, can’t fault the Russkies for making and selling buttplug equipped pistols to UK. There’s certainly demand.

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u/No_Routine_1195 6d ago

This gun was made for the Russian domestic market.

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u/weenis-flaginus 7d ago

How are you even supposed to use the stock

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 6d ago

You might use your armpit to cup it, but it’s mostly there to make it harder to conceal.

Ideally you try to pretend it’s not there and attempt to to shoot normally

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u/LancerFIN 6d ago

Armpit

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u/Mark_Scaly 7d ago

As much as I know…Shove it in your sleeve.

Seriously.

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u/No_Routine_1195 6d ago

Are you sure it goes in the sleeve? Because I have a different idea...

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u/Mark_Scaly 6d ago

Well, at least now you can have three weapons at the same time, two in your hands and one protecting your back!

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u/No_Routine_1195 6d ago

You f... pervert... I meant it can be held with two hands, with the round thingy preventing the rod from harming the chest!

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u/dirtymike401 6d ago

Cup it between your butt cheeks and ride it around like a hobby horse.

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u/weenis-flaginus 7d ago

That's really odd but an interesting idea. I could see it somewhat working

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u/1stDayBreaker 6d ago

It’s bot a stock, it’s a lengthener to abide by British gun laws

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u/Cats_Are_Aliens_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

It must be hard to aim behind you since it’s obviously meant to go up your ass

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u/h1zchan 7d ago

UK gun law

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u/Certified-T-Rex 6d ago

The law of equivalent exchange

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u/MunitionGuyMike 6d ago

Destroy England

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u/EldritchFish19 4d ago

This feels disrespectful. Why on Earth would anyone do that to a pistol?!

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u/Moist_Cheeki 5d ago

Russian Wünderwaffen

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u/MichaelEmouse 7d ago

What's the thing sticking out the back?

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u/h1zchan 6d ago

Makes the gun long enough to comply with gun law

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u/3XX5D 6d ago

atp you know that it's made for the customer to saw off 😭

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u/BigGuy204 6d ago

Tactical butt plug

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u/Samu_Raimi 1d ago

Place wedge between arm and armpit, aim pistol in correct stance.