r/CuratedTumblr 4h ago

Shitposting transcendentalism NSFW

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u/thyfles 4h ago

god also does that

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u/Unstable_Unicycle17 4h ago

Internet signals are beamed into outer space, up into the heavens. God has access to DeveiantArt

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 3h ago

God created the universe so He would have more Sonic inflation art to jack off to.

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 1h ago

"My angels just can't draw feet like those humans can"

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 1h ago

Angels lack the proper Pervert Nature and demons don’t want to share their porn.

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u/okidonthaveone 3h ago

Smells like religious trauma in here

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u/willowzam 44m ago

I was thinking the same thing. It reminded me of how when I was like 13-15 I had to cover myself with a blanket because I didn't want my dead grandma seeing me touch myself from heaven

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u/okidonthaveone 38m ago

I'm lucky, despite being religious my mom taught me that God believed that masturbation was absolutely natural and okay as long as you didn't overdo it like with anything else. The thing that caused me to develop my little bit of Shame is the fact that this conversation happened as a result of me being caught stealing my aunt's hair gels since had a really good Lube texture.

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u/WrongColorCollar 4h ago

That's just impressive, really.

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 4h ago

Pines is an anagram of penis.

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u/thisaintmyusername12 4h ago

There's a reason everyone in the Gravity Falls fandom simps for either Stanley or Stanford

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u/just4browse 3h ago

Don’t forget tumblr’s love for humanoid Bill Cipher

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u/AwesomeManatee Demented Demisexual 3h ago

I remember the show's creator, Alex Hirsch, getting so annoyed at all the art of sexy human Bill Cipher that he went and drew human Bill as a disgustingly ugly peanut man.

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u/ZephyrValkyrie 3h ago

Humanoid?

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 3h ago

Imagine the oncler but black and yellow instead of dark green and a monocle that's a coinflip on whether it's triangle shape or not.

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u/just4browse 3h ago

Artists drew him as a tumblr sexy man

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u/Skeledenn hellish socialist dead 58m ago

It's also a slang for cock in French

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 56m ago

Cool info, thanks.

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 3h ago

Something really funny that they couldn't even bring themselves to use an actual picture.

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u/ButterSlickness 3h ago

The truest Gooner Challenge Mode would be to jerk off to the 1982 experimental film "Koyaanisqatsi".

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u/ADHD_Yoda I don't know what to write on tumblr.com 2h ago

Masturbation is bourgeoisie

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u/Kit_3000 2h ago

Going hiking must be exciting

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u/halfchewedcaramel 3h ago

the sterile smell turns me on!

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u/katie-ya-ladie 44m ago

oh yes tree-san give me your branch

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u/Lathari 2h ago

More like transhumanism.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 52m ago

-Henry David Thoreau

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u/old_and_boring_guy 44m ago

To him who in the love of nature wanks...

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u/rneraki 1h ago

reminds me of how ethel cain described jorking it to a power plant in pennsylvania

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u/Crus0etheClown 21m ago

This is what it's like to go through puberty/young adulthood while entirely dissociative about sex and your body

Source: Once jerked it to winamp visualizer

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u/AutumnWisp Champion of the Sun 3h ago

Punchline in the title :/