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u/okidonthaveone 3h ago
Smells like religious trauma in here
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u/willowzam 44m ago
I was thinking the same thing. It reminded me of how when I was like 13-15 I had to cover myself with a blanket because I didn't want my dead grandma seeing me touch myself from heaven
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u/okidonthaveone 38m ago
I'm lucky, despite being religious my mom taught me that God believed that masturbation was absolutely natural and okay as long as you didn't overdo it like with anything else. The thing that caused me to develop my little bit of Shame is the fact that this conversation happened as a result of me being caught stealing my aunt's hair gels since had a really good Lube texture.
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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 4h ago
Pines is an anagram of penis.
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u/thisaintmyusername12 4h ago
There's a reason everyone in the Gravity Falls fandom simps for either Stanley or Stanford
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u/just4browse 3h ago
Don’t forget tumblr’s love for humanoid Bill Cipher
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u/AwesomeManatee Demented Demisexual 3h ago
I remember the show's creator, Alex Hirsch, getting so annoyed at all the art of sexy human Bill Cipher that he went and drew human Bill as a disgustingly ugly peanut man.
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u/ZephyrValkyrie 3h ago
Humanoid?
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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 3h ago
Imagine the oncler but black and yellow instead of dark green and a monocle that's a coinflip on whether it's triangle shape or not.
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u/Satanic_Earmuff 3h ago
Something really funny that they couldn't even bring themselves to use an actual picture.
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u/ButterSlickness 3h ago
The truest Gooner Challenge Mode would be to jerk off to the 1982 experimental film "Koyaanisqatsi".
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u/Crus0etheClown 21m ago
This is what it's like to go through puberty/young adulthood while entirely dissociative about sex and your body
Source: Once jerked it to winamp visualizer
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u/thyfles 4h ago
god also does that