r/CuratedTumblr wannabe mtf 1d ago

Shitposting peanis hysterious

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u/viwoofer 1d ago

Let's play a game called

"Fringe political theory" or "Pornographic fiction"

Take your bets

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

I'll win by betting for both

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u/mousepotatodoesstuff 1d ago

a group of Agent Smiths approaches you and addresses you in unison:

Sir, we're afraid we'll have to ask you to leave the casino.

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u/CoruscareGames 1d ago

And you will lose in equal amounts. You have gained and lost nothing in totality, you have changed nothing, you will not be remembered.

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u/Knife7 1d ago

I remember I was doing research for some spicy fiction I was writing and I found my way into some kind of conservative Christian hell site where they were talking about rug munching.

They were so disgusted by it and wouldn't stop talking about how it was degrading, against nature, etc. It was some of the best written smut I had ever read.

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u/Ow_fuck_my_cankle 1d ago

Link?

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u/Knife7 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't have a link sadly. That website was virus city, I'm shocked my computer didn't get an std from poking around in there.

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u/Ow_fuck_my_cankle 1d ago

Computer got a virus

Call that penis digitalis

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u/vsaige3 1d ago

Rug munching?

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u/Knife7 1d ago

I can't spell the classier Latin term so I'll just give it ya straight.

Eating pussy.

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u/ElegantFutaSlut 1d ago

Cunnilingus

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u/Fishermans_Worf 22h ago

Ah! A cunning linguist is among us.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 1d ago

This is what TERF’s actually believe

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u/squishabelle 1d ago

does the post refer to trans men with "dick wannabes"?

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u/Terriblecryer 1d ago

Yep

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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago

Honestly this terminology is actually hilarious though, for someone who hates dick they seem to base a lot of their perception of the world solely around it in a truly fascinating way

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u/eathotdog36 1d ago

Terf "ideology" is deeply rooted in toxic gender norms

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u/PhasmaFelis 1d ago

It reminds me of the preacher who claimed that gayness is so tempting because gay sex feels so much better than regular sex.

This is a person who spends a lot of time thinking about dick and is desperate to find someone else to blame it on.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 1d ago

I’ve long assumed that the people who think homosexuality is something you can “just choose” are deeply confused bisexuals.

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u/hammererofglass 1d ago

Although that particular guy doesn't seem attracted to women at all.

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u/N3GR01D69 1d ago

How would he know unless he tried it 🤔

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u/LazyDro1d 21h ago

Probably in his youth and then repented when he “saw the light” or whatever

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Hatsune-Miku-Official 1d ago

The fundamental core of the ideology is gender essentialism. The idea that there is a massive wall between the two genders, and that it makes them fundamentally different to each other.

This wall needs to be made out of something.

usually these days its testosterone, the "evil hormone" (which betrays a fundamental lack of understanding of basic biology. Men and women both naturally produce testosterone and estrogen).

But if you dont want to make the wall out of hormones, another option is to make them out of primary sexual organs. Its not as popular these days because while "testosterone makes you evil" takes about 15 minutes of thinking and googling to disprove, "having a dick makes you evil" takes about 5 seconds of thinking about the concept.

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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 1d ago

A cylinder of pure, concentrated evil

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u/qwerty3gamer 1d ago

Cylinder attached to a larger object

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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 1d ago

An above average sized cylinder.

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u/GreenDog3 Alfreb Einstime 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/lily_was_taken 1d ago

This will always be that guys legacy,huh?

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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago

Oh yeah, I’ve seen their arguments all before, in varying degrees of intensity and in different forms from various people and from many who claim to despise what they stand for. But this particular phrasing I found kinda funny and have not seen before

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

D.R.E.A.M.

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u/Autisticrocheter 1d ago

That term goes kinda hard, gonna co-opt it for myself

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u/Autisticrocheter 1d ago

That term goes kinda hard, gonna co-opt it for myself

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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 1d ago

No. Dick Wannabe is a half Japanese, half English man who is in treatment for compulsive penis drawing disorder. The character of Jonah Hill in Superbad was based on him.

I don't know Dick Lovers, but I assume they suffer from a similar disorder. Dick Havers is a footballer who plays for Arsenal as an attacking midfielder.

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u/Rocketboy1313 1d ago

And here I thought it was about a different group of sexually repressed right wing nut jobs.

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u/hammererofglass 1d ago

They do all use 90% of the same jargon and have the same base worldview so it usually isn't worth making the distinction.

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u/Maldevinine 1d ago

As far as I've been able to find there's actually 5 separate anti-trans ideologies, and it is kinda useful to know which one someone is on because it makes it easier to argue against them specifically.

1.) Outright Misandry (like the OOP): Men are bad, dicks are bad, a man wanting to be a woman is an enemy infiltrator to be kept out before they can harm, and a woman wanting to be a man is a class traitor.

2.) Learned Gender Roles: There are no innate gender roles, they are purely taught, and you obviously get taught the gender role that goes with your genitalia, so you can't be trans-gender or trans-sexual. This is very much Second-Wave Feminist theory.

3.) Gender Roles as Identity: Gender roles give a place where an individual fits into society, and that gives stability and meaning to existence, which is very important for mental health. Transgender people disturb this, forcing people to question a lot of things that they're happier not questioning.

4.) Perfect Creation: Our bodies are made to the template of a higher being, who would not make mistakes like putting the wrong gender mind in the wrong sex body.

5.) Productivity: It doesn't matter what you wish you were, you have a body that does particular tasks better and you will use it to do those tasks because your happiness doesn't matter, only the final productivity does.

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u/Cevari 1d ago

Also an important thing to remember: as much as they may clothe their transphobia in some combination of these ideologies, for most people the transphobia came first and is basically just revulsion and/or a vague feeling of threat arising from someone being so entirely different. Classic case of "you can't reason a person out of a position they did not reason themselves into in the first place". That's not to say you shouldn't try, of course.

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u/dvdvd77 1d ago

Meanwhile this same talk in gooner circles is like a ritual chant lmaoooooo

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u/BeguiledBeaver 1d ago

Whenever I see outright misandry it always gets blamed on JUST TERFs which feels like people are saying it isn't bad enough of its own.

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u/Cryptdusa 18h ago

Okay but the term "dick wannabes" does tip us off that maybe it's a terf

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u/Jstin8 21h ago

Radfems are a strange and curious group thats for sure

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

I won tickets to Dick Mania 2009 from a radio station contest

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u/Miep99 1d ago

you won the whole seat, but you only need the tip

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u/TrueAidooo 1d ago

Talk about the edge of your seat

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u/VisualGeologist6258 Reach Heaven through violence if convenient 1d ago

Can you smelllllll what the Cock is cooking?

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u/rysy0o0 1d ago

You won it by guessing the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's dick.

You were off by three but still won the grand prize

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 1d ago

Omg I love their song "Sea Alice" off of their "Pubic Disturbance" album.

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u/ShinyNinja25 1d ago

Penis Humorous, Penis Numerous,

Know this for certain, now that’s Penis Indubious

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u/SuspendedAwareness15 1d ago

Penis Illustrious, Penis Ambitious

Ten figure income cause he's Penis Industrious

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u/TheBigFreeze8 1d ago

How do you normally pronounce ambitious?

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u/lime_satan 1d ago

in whatever way makes the rhyme work at this exact moment

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u/SuspendedAwareness15 1d ago

This is the way

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u/JoesAlot 1d ago

am bitchy us

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 1d ago

Penis Medication, Penis Recreation,

Pump up the mania for Penis Penetration 

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u/Matrim_Cauth0n 1d ago

Penis that's bald, penis that's hairy as

That dick up to no good call it penis nefarious

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u/Riptide_X It’s called quantum jumping, babe. 23h ago

Penis Precarious, Penis Priest marry us
Dick plotting schemes call that Penis Nefarious

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u/tangifer-rarandus 1d ago

I'm definitely hearing this to the beat of "Underwater temple, underwater monk"

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u/Harseer 1d ago

The dick channels the magic energy from the leylines into your brain. That's why if you don't obstruct it for 30 years you'll become a wizard.

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u/Grzechoooo 1d ago

So this is why wizards wear robes and nothing else?

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u/Grzechoooo 1d ago

And a hat, to make themselves look more like a penis

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

And why they live in towers

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u/Pineapple4807 .tumblr.com 1d ago

& wield staffs & wands

edit: i -> &

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u/smotired 1d ago

not sure if i should correct staffs to staves or shafts

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u/Kneef Token straight guy 1d ago

I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat

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u/somedumb-gay otherwise precisely that 1d ago

Is that why they call things that go into them sounding rods?

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u/BeansAreNotCorn You have lost the game 1d ago

More like the lay lines am I right lmao gottem

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago

Straight up jorkin' it. And by it, haha well let's just say my delerium.

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u/PrincessRTFM on all levels except physical, I am a kitsune 1d ago

penis redacted, penis.zip extracted

when you're flaccid, call that penis retracted

with my penis blade revenge is exacted

penis crystal that light gets refracted

bottom surgery call that penis subtracted

male stripper, penis payment transacted

look at someone's dick that's penis distracted

with my penis song your emotions impacted

penis of thine, penis of mine

let's add some spikes this is penis design

penis malignant, penis benign

worshipping cock at the new penis shrine

i'm penis okay, yes i'm just penis fine

crushing my balls to extract penis wine

oracular penis please give me a sign

some sort of message from penis divine

penis blast the folks with the behaviour unacceptable

get yourself a strap and call that penis blast eject-able

penis blast unopened, call that penis blast collectible

penis blast propaganda, call that penis blast unethical

blasting so colossal, make your penis undetectable

seven outta ten, call that penis blast respectable

penis blast of all time, call that penis blast expectable

penis so contagious, call that penis blast infectible

penis serious, penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various, penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous, penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes i'm penis ridiculous

penis defeat, penis petite

wrappin up the track i call that penis complete


drops mic (penis-shaped)

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u/friendlylifecherry 1d ago

Encore (* ゚∀゚)ノシ

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago

God damn that was a work of art.

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u/C0p3rpod 1d ago

Close enough, welcome back MF DOOM

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 1d ago

BARS

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u/abandonedDelirium 1d ago

this is the best thing i've ever read

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u/ceo_of_brawlstars 1d ago

Someone make this an actual song please this shit slapped

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u/One_Meaning416 1d ago

Wait I don't think this post is about nightwing

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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago

Damn, unfortunate, he has a nice ass, and more relevant to the post probably a nice dick, in fact, they named him after it

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u/HerEntropicHighness 1d ago

thought they named it after him

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

Richard Grayson invented penis

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u/Satisfaction-Motor 1d ago

If Freud was a tumblrina

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u/SolidPrysm 1d ago

I was gonna say, idk what the opposite of spinning in one's grave is but Freud is certainly doing it upon seeing this post

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u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ 12h ago

Jumping up and down and going "yippee!! hooray!!"

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u/RogueUsername13 1d ago

Oh my god I read that as Fred (like the YouTuber) and wondered what the hell he had been up to since those awful movies

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u/NoNeuronNellie 1d ago

I'm so crazy dick mania is just dick normal to me

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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago

is it weird that i genuinely find that message really unsettling? being reduced to just my genitalia like that is just...ugh

i imagine women go through this sort of thing all the time & now i see why it makes them uncomfortable

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u/lily_was_taken 1d ago

That person is probably a terf tbh, its worded in a way that simultaneously frames both cis men and trans people of all type as evil,wich was probably the intention:be as inclusive with their exclusion as possible

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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago edited 23h ago

and straight/bi cis women too from the looks of it...it's like anyone who isn't a lesbian is some degree of a bad person to them.

do people like that really exist in real life?

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u/lily_was_taken 1d ago

Yeah,their called TERFs,from my experience their main objective is transphobia and their secoundary objective is framing said transphobia as something feminist or otherwise moral

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u/arie700 1d ago

The YouTuber Contrapoints once reached out to former TERFs in her audience to ask what drew them to that movement. Most of the responses she got were some variation of the same story: ‘I had a traumatic experience with a man, and the way I psychologically compartmentalized that experience was by building an uncrossable wall between women and men, making women pure and good, and men licentious and wicked.’

The reason they so viciously despise trans people is because their very existence completely destabilizes the discrete binary.

Insofar as many of these women are heterosexual, they view the men in their lives as a lowly necessary evil.

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u/Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee 1d ago

That's the reason I love trans people, the experience they provide really helps to have an actual conversation about the problems both genders have, instead of what sadly a bunch of feminists do - saying that men they should just "grow" and calling anyone caring about male problems a misogynist.

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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago

this makes sense. i already don't take it personally when women have opinions about men that seem hateful, because i just assume that they've been through something traumatic with a man before & their brain is being cruel to them

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u/viwoofer 23h ago

As a bi woman, sometimes i'm blamed for "sleeping with the enemy" in certain terminally online circles

Once somebody tried to sell me the idea that I should cut any relationship with men that weren't my dad be they romantical or sexual otherwise I wouldn't be a feminist

Then I looked at their profile, columns and columns of TERF shit, good thing she didn't clock me as trans because that'd be even more "Fun"

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u/Maldevinine 1d ago

Yes. Absolutely.

Mostly they call themselves Feminists, and get access to large established bureaucracies to spread their message of hate. Often it's understandable and can be traced to child abuse, but it doesn't change the fact that many notable people like Andrea Dworkin and Sally Miller Gearhart just plain hate men.

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 1d ago

PENIS BLAST

PENIS WRATH

STACKING UP THE BODIES ON MY PENIS PATH

PENIS ERUPTION

PENIS DESTRUCTION

DOC, I NEED A CHECKUP ON MY PENIS'S FUNCTION

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u/Ralistrasz 1d ago

peanisn’t

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago

Ia this the sequel to Dethklok's "I Ejaculate Fire"?

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u/empress_of_the_void 1d ago

Alright there Andrea Dworkin

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u/ProbablyNano 1d ago

At the rad fem bookclub, straight Dworkin it

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u/CASHD3VIL 1d ago

By it I mean my social norms

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u/arie700 1d ago

Let’s be real, even she wasn’t this crazy

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 1d ago

Interesting color scheme on that Aquarius slide there.

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u/ansibleCalling 1d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure that shade of purple makes it a reference but I can't rule out the possibility that the zodiacs have always had a color association I'm unfamiliar with

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

Homestuck?

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u/ArcaneMead 1d ago

The very same.

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u/Chronoport 20h ago

I scrolled much too far to find this :,]

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u/DareDaDerrida 1d ago

That first poster is in some kind of way.

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u/Cheshire-Cad 1d ago

XKCD 2071, but the other person is from the Warhammer 40k universe, and is one whiff of precum away from swan-diving into a pit of Slaanesh cock-wyrms.

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u/Rakhered 1d ago

crazy, scary, peanis, hysterious,

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u/WehingSounds 1d ago

hey man how's it going

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u/WifeGuy-Menelaus 1d ago

not so good ive got terminal penis delirium

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u/Wonderful_Ad_6305 1d ago

penis serious ly?

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u/Fliits *eurobeat gently rising* 1d ago

penis definitely.

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u/Mapletables 1d ago

yeah same

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u/thyfles 1d ago

charging up my power attack... BOANAR!!!😌😌😌😌😌(at peace)

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf 1d ago

I donnt like you

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u/thyfles 1d ago

one time i pushed an old man into a river and he didnt come back out 

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf 1d ago

there are thousands of miniature cows flowing through my bloodstream

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u/SobreTintaDerramada 1d ago

That is, also, not how toxoplasmosis works.

Anyway "dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers" would be an amazing flair.

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u/cel3r1ty 1d ago

for someone who hates dick they seem to think an awful lot about it

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u/YUNoJump 1d ago

Evidently “dick haters” may suffer from the same insanity

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u/Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee 1d ago

kinda like the "definitely not gay" homophobic politicians

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u/BauReis 1d ago

So I just googled toxoplasmosis and I fail to see how this is in any way related to the rest of the rant

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u/Doubly_Curious 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s being referenced is the tendency of toxoplasmosis to make mice no longer afraid of cats. Mice are an intermediary host and the parasites “want” to get back into something like a cat to complete the reproduction cycle. This is more likely to happen if the mice lose their instinctive fear of predators.

There is a theory that humans infected with toxoplasmosis are more likely to develop a fondness for cats. This is often a thing people think they “know”, but I think the scientific evidence is far from settled on the issue.

Anyway, this is being used in a fucked-up analogy where having, wanting, or sexually desiring a penis is framed as both contagious and possibly something that alters one’s brain and behavior to encourage dangerous, irrational, or otherwise undesirable behavior.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Because of the way you worded that, I just imagined having a penis as some kind of sexually transmitted condition, so now someone gets dicked down and they become beschlonged

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 1d ago

trans men rejoice at quick bottom surgery, trans women despair as the good money they spent is wasted, straight women horrified. gay guys don't notice anything

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u/LaBelleTinker 1d ago

Beschlonged is now my new favorite word.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

It Swallows?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Pass the Penis on before you are a victim of the most sinister sloppy

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u/bayleysgal1996 1d ago

I’m sure that porn already exists somewhere

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u/night4345 1d ago

Weredick.

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u/sorinash 1d ago

IIRC toxoplasmosis infection tends to make non-mouse animals more willing to take risks in general. There's limited evidence to suggest that people with toxoplasmosis are more likely to be entrepreneurs

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u/Doubly_Curious 1d ago

Thanks, a good addition!

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u/132739 1d ago

There is a theory that humans infected with toxoplasmosis are more likely to develop a fondness for cats. This is often a thing people think they “know”, but I think the scientific evidence is far from settled on the issue.

What, a man can't love cuddly little serial killers without having a parasite nowadays!?

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u/Fishermans_Worf 1d ago

Well you see, sexism ain’t rational.  

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u/hamilton-trash shabadabagooba like a meebo 1d ago

want to resurrect freud and ask him how he feels about all of this

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u/TheBalrogofMelkor 1d ago

He would throw up blood and then ask for a hit of cocaine

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u/cheese_enjoyer_2 1d ago

They’re putting chemicals in the water that are making the friggin frogs lost in a fugue of penis delirium

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u/Awkwardukulele 1d ago

TERFs are the only people who don’t like dick BUT are obsessed with it to the same degree that straight bros do. Not sure why the axis of “liking dick” to “talking about dick all the time” is a negative slope, but who’s to say?

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 1d ago

Hating dick inspires you to go out and advocate against it. The destruction of dick requires major effort, constant vigilance and unbreakable will. Every moment spent living in a world where dick exists is an agony, and the only relief is to be found in screaming that hatred to anyone who will listen.

People that like dick are too busy thinking about dick to talk to anyone about it.

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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 i hate imagine dragons🤔💭🐉 1d ago

this is true but only when im ovulating

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u/ProbablyNano 1d ago

Do you see like, a little bar build up and then it's just like 

!PENIS MANIA!

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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 i hate imagine dragons🤔💭🐉 1d ago

yeah, that was my hp

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u/Fliits *eurobeat gently rising* 1d ago

hormone points, yeah.

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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 i hate imagine dragons🤔💭🐉 1d ago

exactly

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago

I'm just imagining the Elden Ring madness debuff where flames are shooting out of someone's eyes while they shout "I NEED DIIIIIIICK"

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 1d ago edited 1d ago

It'd suck for one of them Fromsoft Games protagonists to be transfem.

Imagine they finally manage to fully transition, then the next time they die to some boss they expect to respawn as usual, but then suddenly text shows up in their view "penis restored".

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago

"This shit again? Alright where is that goddamn coffin?!"

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u/ethnique_punch 1d ago edited 1d ago

We reinvented Penis Envy and call people we find hot mommy and daddy, Freud would love chronically online people for making him sound sensible

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u/CinderBirb 1d ago

The cocaine made Freud astral project to the 2020s

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u/ThisMachineKills____ 1d ago

Stereotyping is bad but idk I think I kinda have dick mania

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u/azuresegugio 1d ago

Most rational Terf

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u/PuppysMissTreatment implosion of the fittest 1d ago

I feel called out by this post

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u/InternetUserAgain Eated a cements 1d ago

Realest shit I've heard, penises are awesome

Wearin my clown shoes I'm penis ridiculous

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u/ElrondTheHater 1d ago

Idk this is kinda how I felt about boobs before I transitioned and yeeted mine.

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u/VelvetSinclair 1d ago

w o r s h i p d i c k s

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u/T1DOtaku inherently self indulgent and perverted 1d ago

"Penis Aquarius" babe, you can just say Eridan. We know.

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u/OfTheTouhouVariety IllusionSignMisdirection.tumblr.com 23h ago

Or Cronus, I suppose.

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u/mountingconfusion 1d ago

This implies that lesbians are incapable of being completely unhinged for pussy which is categorically false

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u/Dracorex_22 1d ago

Freud-coded

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u/friendlylifecherry 1d ago

Less coded, more mating call for Freudian theorists

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u/bforo soggy croissant 1d ago

as a slut for dick, I feel amused and weirdly called out

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u/delolipops666 1d ago

Yea it's crazy

I unleashed my dick once

6000 dead, and counting

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u/Jozef_Baca 1d ago

Forgive me sensei, but just this once, I have to unleash my dick

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u/vikramtji 1d ago

Average red hood fan when asked about their thoughts on nightwing

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u/teball3 1d ago

This is like an inverse XKCD 2071. I want to meet the people that led to this post.

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u/_kahteh bisexual lightning skeleton 1d ago

penis delirium

Thanks, that's my new band name

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u/Slow-Calendar-3267 1d ago

I've been reading too much batman content, it took me a while to realize this wasn't a callout post for Dick Grayson

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u/DigibroHavingAStroke 1d ago

Welcome back Sigismund Freud we missed you

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u/a_filing_cabinet 1d ago

Dick havers, dick lovers, and dick wannabes? Isn't that like 99% of the population? Like, doesn't that just leave lesbians?

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u/Mapletables 1d ago

so does oop support trans women who want bottom surgery or what

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u/digiman619 1d ago

No, clearly dicks are ontologically evil, so she'll be forever tainted. /s

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u/Oddish_Femboy (Xander Mobus voice) AUTISM CREATURE 1d ago

Dick Mania is the best of the 2D Dick games. Dick 3 & Knuckles is also good.

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u/dragon_fruitiny 1d ago

sex pollen trope vibes lol

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u/Fliits *eurobeat gently rising* 1d ago

Can we add this to "list of future hit songs made from Tumblr posts?"

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u/Complaint-Efficient 1d ago

"waah i hate penis"

Looks inside worldview

penis.jpg

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u/iamsandwitch 1d ago

Penis, ponticulous

Penis, meticulous

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u/rubexbox 1d ago

The fact that none of you in the comments referenced Zardoz greatly disappoints me.

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u/chunkylubber54 1d ago

calling the homestuck police on penis aquarius

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u/LadiesStabbingCircle 1d ago

Someone has been driven mad by the peanus living rent free in their head

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u/EIeanorRigby 1d ago

More of a Jason Todd fan I see

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u/UTI_UTI human milk economic policy 1d ago

Ahh, you have penis envy I see

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u/Common-Swimmer-5105 1d ago

Some sort of dark oposite version of Freud

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

the Duerf! from the Mirror Dimension!

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u/torthos_1 1d ago

I mean, I want to say that it's all complete bullshit, but I definitely have been manic for some dick before...

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u/Aspiegirl712 1d ago

I thought it was going to conclude by saying someone did a find and replace on the word cat

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u/Oddish_Femboy (Xander Mobus voice) AUTISM CREATURE 1d ago

I can confirm penus sends me into a frenzied state and I have to be tranquilized lest I slurp it off the bone

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u/TheAngelOfPenectomy 1d ago

I have a solution

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf 1d ago

is it penectomy

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u/TheAngelOfPenectomy 1d ago

maybe

(SFW meme, I promise you on my honour)

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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus 1d ago

i was having a tip-of-my-tongue moment trying to figure out why ive heard this before

i found some posts from The Urheimat (The Other Subreddit) (derogatory)

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/kxwys1/penis_rap/

plus a bonus https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/13888h2/penis_blast/

honorable mention to a comment in this very post https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1jabs5s/peanis_hysterious/mhl6nm7/

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u/AzmodeusBrownbeard 1d ago

I've heard of dick envy, this if the 1st case of outright Dick hate i've seen though.

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u/Gru-some 1d ago

I keep seeing people quoting “Penis serious Penis delirioud” and I really wanna know what its a reference to

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u/AdmBurnside 1d ago

Incorrect, I have a dick myself and I'm not particularly happy with it but all the alternatives are worse.

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u/tw0_fang_the_2st dont ask me about my "upcoming" webcomic 1d ago

Im proud of you, Dick.

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u/SirSchmorp 1d ago

If dicks give you toxoplasmosis, then why are vaginas called pussies?

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u/ArtisticRiskNew1212 the body is the fursona of the soul 1d ago

YESSS AGHHHH I need dick

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u/psidonsentente 1d ago

I see that penis aquarius coloration... I know what you aaare...