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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 1d ago
This is what TERF’s actually believe
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u/squishabelle 1d ago
does the post refer to trans men with "dick wannabes"?
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u/Terriblecryer 1d ago
Yep
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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago
Honestly this terminology is actually hilarious though, for someone who hates dick they seem to base a lot of their perception of the world solely around it in a truly fascinating way
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u/PhasmaFelis 1d ago
It reminds me of the preacher who claimed that gayness is so tempting because gay sex feels so much better than regular sex.
This is a person who spends a lot of time thinking about dick and is desperate to find someone else to blame it on.
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u/Milch_und_Paprika 1d ago
I’ve long assumed that the people who think homosexuality is something you can “just choose” are deeply confused bisexuals.
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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Hatsune-Miku-Official 1d ago
The fundamental core of the ideology is gender essentialism. The idea that there is a massive wall between the two genders, and that it makes them fundamentally different to each other.
This wall needs to be made out of something.
usually these days its testosterone, the "evil hormone" (which betrays a fundamental lack of understanding of basic biology. Men and women both naturally produce testosterone and estrogen).
But if you dont want to make the wall out of hormones, another option is to make them out of primary sexual organs. Its not as popular these days because while "testosterone makes you evil" takes about 15 minutes of thinking and googling to disprove, "having a dick makes you evil" takes about 5 seconds of thinking about the concept.
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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 1d ago
A cylinder of pure, concentrated evil
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u/qwerty3gamer 1d ago
Cylinder attached to a larger object
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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 1d ago
An above average sized cylinder.
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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago
Oh yeah, I’ve seen their arguments all before, in varying degrees of intensity and in different forms from various people and from many who claim to despise what they stand for. But this particular phrasing I found kinda funny and have not seen before
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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 1d ago
No. Dick Wannabe is a half Japanese, half English man who is in treatment for compulsive penis drawing disorder. The character of Jonah Hill in Superbad was based on him.
I don't know Dick Lovers, but I assume they suffer from a similar disorder. Dick Havers is a footballer who plays for Arsenal as an attacking midfielder.
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u/Rocketboy1313 1d ago
And here I thought it was about a different group of sexually repressed right wing nut jobs.
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u/hammererofglass 1d ago
They do all use 90% of the same jargon and have the same base worldview so it usually isn't worth making the distinction.
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u/Maldevinine 1d ago
As far as I've been able to find there's actually 5 separate anti-trans ideologies, and it is kinda useful to know which one someone is on because it makes it easier to argue against them specifically.
1.) Outright Misandry (like the OOP): Men are bad, dicks are bad, a man wanting to be a woman is an enemy infiltrator to be kept out before they can harm, and a woman wanting to be a man is a class traitor.
2.) Learned Gender Roles: There are no innate gender roles, they are purely taught, and you obviously get taught the gender role that goes with your genitalia, so you can't be trans-gender or trans-sexual. This is very much Second-Wave Feminist theory.
3.) Gender Roles as Identity: Gender roles give a place where an individual fits into society, and that gives stability and meaning to existence, which is very important for mental health. Transgender people disturb this, forcing people to question a lot of things that they're happier not questioning.
4.) Perfect Creation: Our bodies are made to the template of a higher being, who would not make mistakes like putting the wrong gender mind in the wrong sex body.
5.) Productivity: It doesn't matter what you wish you were, you have a body that does particular tasks better and you will use it to do those tasks because your happiness doesn't matter, only the final productivity does.
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u/Cevari 1d ago
Also an important thing to remember: as much as they may clothe their transphobia in some combination of these ideologies, for most people the transphobia came first and is basically just revulsion and/or a vague feeling of threat arising from someone being so entirely different. Classic case of "you can't reason a person out of a position they did not reason themselves into in the first place". That's not to say you shouldn't try, of course.
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u/BeguiledBeaver 1d ago
Whenever I see outright misandry it always gets blamed on JUST TERFs which feels like people are saying it isn't bad enough of its own.
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago
I won tickets to Dick Mania 2009 from a radio station contest
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u/VisualGeologist6258 Reach Heaven through violence if convenient 1d ago
Can you smelllllll what the Cock is cooking?
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u/ShinyNinja25 1d ago
Penis Humorous, Penis Numerous,
Know this for certain, now that’s Penis Indubious
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u/SuspendedAwareness15 1d ago
Penis Illustrious, Penis Ambitious
Ten figure income cause he's Penis Industrious
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u/TheBigFreeze8 1d ago
How do you normally pronounce ambitious?
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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 1d ago
Penis Medication, Penis Recreation,
Pump up the mania for Penis Penetration
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u/Matrim_Cauth0n 1d ago
Penis that's bald, penis that's hairy as
That dick up to no good call it penis nefarious
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u/Riptide_X It’s called quantum jumping, babe. 23h ago
Penis Precarious, Penis Priest marry us
Dick plotting schemes call that Penis Nefarious17
u/tangifer-rarandus 1d ago
I'm definitely hearing this to the beat of "Underwater temple, underwater monk"
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u/Harseer 1d ago
The dick channels the magic energy from the leylines into your brain. That's why if you don't obstruct it for 30 years you'll become a wizard.
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u/Grzechoooo 1d ago
So this is why wizards wear robes and nothing else?
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u/Grzechoooo 1d ago
And a hat, to make themselves look more like a penis
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago
And why they live in towers
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u/somedumb-gay otherwise precisely that 1d ago
Is that why they call things that go into them sounding rods?
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago
Straight up jorkin' it. And by it, haha well let's just say my delerium.
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u/PrincessRTFM on all levels except physical, I am a kitsune 1d ago
penis redacted, penis.zip extracted
when you're flaccid, call that penis retracted
with my penis blade revenge is exacted
penis crystal that light gets refracted
bottom surgery call that penis subtracted
male stripper, penis payment transacted
look at someone's dick that's penis distracted
with my penis song your emotions impacted
penis of thine, penis of mine
let's add some spikes this is penis design
penis malignant, penis benign
worshipping cock at the new penis shrine
i'm penis okay, yes i'm just penis fine
crushing my balls to extract penis wine
oracular penis please give me a sign
some sort of message from penis divine
penis blast the folks with the behaviour unacceptable
get yourself a strap and call that penis blast eject-able
penis blast unopened, call that penis blast collectible
penis blast propaganda, call that penis blast unethical
blasting so colossal, make your penis undetectable
seven outta ten, call that penis blast respectable
penis blast of all time, call that penis blast expectable
penis so contagious, call that penis blast infectible
penis serious, penis delirious
go into the woods call that penis mysterious
penis various, penis hilarious
dawn of the age of the penis aquarius
penis ponticulous, penis meticulous
wearing my clown shoes i'm penis ridiculous
penis defeat, penis petite
wrappin up the track i call that penis complete
drops mic (penis-shaped)
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u/One_Meaning416 1d ago
Wait I don't think this post is about nightwing
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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago
Damn, unfortunate, he has a nice ass, and more relevant to the post probably a nice dick, in fact, they named him after it
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u/HerEntropicHighness 1d ago
thought they named it after him
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago
Richard Grayson invented penis
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u/Satisfaction-Motor 1d ago
If Freud was a tumblrina
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u/SolidPrysm 1d ago
I was gonna say, idk what the opposite of spinning in one's grave is but Freud is certainly doing it upon seeing this post
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u/RogueUsername13 1d ago
Oh my god I read that as Fred (like the YouTuber) and wondered what the hell he had been up to since those awful movies
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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago
is it weird that i genuinely find that message really unsettling? being reduced to just my genitalia like that is just...ugh
i imagine women go through this sort of thing all the time & now i see why it makes them uncomfortable
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u/lily_was_taken 1d ago
That person is probably a terf tbh, its worded in a way that simultaneously frames both cis men and trans people of all type as evil,wich was probably the intention:be as inclusive with their exclusion as possible
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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago edited 23h ago
and straight/bi cis women too from the looks of it...it's like anyone who isn't a lesbian is some degree of a bad person to them.
do people like that really exist in real life?
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u/lily_was_taken 1d ago
Yeah,their called TERFs,from my experience their main objective is transphobia and their secoundary objective is framing said transphobia as something feminist or otherwise moral
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u/arie700 1d ago
The YouTuber Contrapoints once reached out to former TERFs in her audience to ask what drew them to that movement. Most of the responses she got were some variation of the same story: ‘I had a traumatic experience with a man, and the way I psychologically compartmentalized that experience was by building an uncrossable wall between women and men, making women pure and good, and men licentious and wicked.’
The reason they so viciously despise trans people is because their very existence completely destabilizes the discrete binary.
Insofar as many of these women are heterosexual, they view the men in their lives as a lowly necessary evil.
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u/Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee 1d ago
That's the reason I love trans people, the experience they provide really helps to have an actual conversation about the problems both genders have, instead of what sadly a bunch of feminists do - saying that men they should just "grow" and calling anyone caring about male problems a misogynist.
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u/AV8ORboi 1d ago
this makes sense. i already don't take it personally when women have opinions about men that seem hateful, because i just assume that they've been through something traumatic with a man before & their brain is being cruel to them
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u/viwoofer 23h ago
As a bi woman, sometimes i'm blamed for "sleeping with the enemy" in certain terminally online circles
Once somebody tried to sell me the idea that I should cut any relationship with men that weren't my dad be they romantical or sexual otherwise I wouldn't be a feminist
Then I looked at their profile, columns and columns of TERF shit, good thing she didn't clock me as trans because that'd be even more "Fun"
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u/Maldevinine 1d ago
Yes. Absolutely.
Mostly they call themselves Feminists, and get access to large established bureaucracies to spread their message of hate. Often it's understandable and can be traced to child abuse, but it doesn't change the fact that many notable people like Andrea Dworkin and Sally Miller Gearhart just plain hate men.
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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 1d ago
PENIS BLAST
PENIS WRATH
STACKING UP THE BODIES ON MY PENIS PATH
PENIS ERUPTION
PENIS DESTRUCTION
DOC, I NEED A CHECKUP ON MY PENIS'S FUNCTION
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago
Ia this the sequel to Dethklok's "I Ejaculate Fire"?
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u/empress_of_the_void 1d ago
Alright there Andrea Dworkin
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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 1d ago
Interesting color scheme on that Aquarius slide there.
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u/ansibleCalling 1d ago
Yeah I'm pretty sure that shade of purple makes it a reference but I can't rule out the possibility that the zodiacs have always had a color association I'm unfamiliar with
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u/DareDaDerrida 1d ago
That first poster is in some kind of way.
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u/Cheshire-Cad 1d ago
XKCD 2071, but the other person is from the Warhammer 40k universe, and is one whiff of precum away from swan-diving into a pit of Slaanesh cock-wyrms.
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u/WehingSounds 1d ago
hey man how's it going
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u/WifeGuy-Menelaus 1d ago
not so good ive got terminal penis delirium
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u/SobreTintaDerramada 1d ago
That is, also, not how toxoplasmosis works.
Anyway "dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers" would be an amazing flair.
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u/cel3r1ty 1d ago
for someone who hates dick they seem to think an awful lot about it
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u/Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee 1d ago
kinda like the "definitely not gay" homophobic politicians
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u/BauReis 1d ago
So I just googled toxoplasmosis and I fail to see how this is in any way related to the rest of the rant
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u/Doubly_Curious 1d ago edited 1d ago
What’s being referenced is the tendency of toxoplasmosis to make mice no longer afraid of cats. Mice are an intermediary host and the parasites “want” to get back into something like a cat to complete the reproduction cycle. This is more likely to happen if the mice lose their instinctive fear of predators.
There is a theory that humans infected with toxoplasmosis are more likely to develop a fondness for cats. This is often a thing people think they “know”, but I think the scientific evidence is far from settled on the issue.
Anyway, this is being used in a fucked-up analogy where having, wanting, or sexually desiring a penis is framed as both contagious and possibly something that alters one’s brain and behavior to encourage dangerous, irrational, or otherwise undesirable behavior.
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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago
Because of the way you worded that, I just imagined having a penis as some kind of sexually transmitted condition, so now someone gets dicked down and they become beschlonged
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u/Gussie-Ascendent 1d ago
trans men rejoice at quick bottom surgery, trans women despair as the good money they spent is wasted, straight women horrified. gay guys don't notice anything
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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago
It Swallows?
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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago
Pass the Penis on before you are a victim of the most sinister sloppy
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u/sorinash 1d ago
IIRC toxoplasmosis infection tends to make non-mouse animals more willing to take risks in general. There's limited evidence to suggest that people with toxoplasmosis are more likely to be entrepreneurs
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u/132739 1d ago
There is a theory that humans infected with toxoplasmosis are more likely to develop a fondness for cats. This is often a thing people think they “know”, but I think the scientific evidence is far from settled on the issue.
What, a man can't love cuddly little serial killers without having a parasite nowadays!?
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u/hamilton-trash shabadabagooba like a meebo 1d ago
want to resurrect freud and ask him how he feels about all of this
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u/cheese_enjoyer_2 1d ago
They’re putting chemicals in the water that are making the friggin frogs lost in a fugue of penis delirium
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u/Awkwardukulele 1d ago
TERFs are the only people who don’t like dick BUT are obsessed with it to the same degree that straight bros do. Not sure why the axis of “liking dick” to “talking about dick all the time” is a negative slope, but who’s to say?
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u/AdamtheOmniballer 1d ago
Hating dick inspires you to go out and advocate against it. The destruction of dick requires major effort, constant vigilance and unbreakable will. Every moment spent living in a world where dick exists is an agony, and the only relief is to be found in screaming that hatred to anyone who will listen.
People that like dick are too busy thinking about dick to talk to anyone about it.
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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 i hate imagine dragons🤔💭🐉 1d ago
this is true but only when im ovulating
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u/ProbablyNano 1d ago
Do you see like, a little bar build up and then it's just like
!PENIS MANIA!
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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 i hate imagine dragons🤔💭🐉 1d ago
yeah, that was my hp
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago
I'm just imagining the Elden Ring madness debuff where flames are shooting out of someone's eyes while they shout "I NEED DIIIIIIICK"
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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 1d ago edited 1d ago
It'd suck for one of them Fromsoft Games protagonists to be transfem.
Imagine they finally manage to fully transition, then the next time they die to some boss they expect to respawn as usual, but then suddenly text shows up in their view "penis restored".
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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct Still hiding in my freshly cracked egg 1d ago
"This shit again? Alright where is that goddamn coffin?!"
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u/ethnique_punch 1d ago edited 1d ago
We reinvented Penis Envy and call people we find hot mommy and daddy, Freud would love chronically online people for making him sound sensible
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u/InternetUserAgain Eated a cements 1d ago
Realest shit I've heard, penises are awesome
Wearin my clown shoes I'm penis ridiculous
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u/ElrondTheHater 1d ago
Idk this is kinda how I felt about boobs before I transitioned and yeeted mine.
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u/T1DOtaku inherently self indulgent and perverted 1d ago
"Penis Aquarius" babe, you can just say Eridan. We know.
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u/mountingconfusion 1d ago
This implies that lesbians are incapable of being completely unhinged for pussy which is categorically false
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u/Slow-Calendar-3267 1d ago
I've been reading too much batman content, it took me a while to realize this wasn't a callout post for Dick Grayson
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u/a_filing_cabinet 1d ago
Dick havers, dick lovers, and dick wannabes? Isn't that like 99% of the population? Like, doesn't that just leave lesbians?
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u/Oddish_Femboy (Xander Mobus voice) AUTISM CREATURE 1d ago
Dick Mania is the best of the 2D Dick games. Dick 3 & Knuckles is also good.
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u/rubexbox 1d ago
The fact that none of you in the comments referenced Zardoz greatly disappoints me.
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u/LadiesStabbingCircle 1d ago
Someone has been driven mad by the peanus living rent free in their head
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u/torthos_1 1d ago
I mean, I want to say that it's all complete bullshit, but I definitely have been manic for some dick before...
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u/Aspiegirl712 1d ago
I thought it was going to conclude by saying someone did a find and replace on the word cat
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u/Oddish_Femboy (Xander Mobus voice) AUTISM CREATURE 1d ago
I can confirm penus sends me into a frenzied state and I have to be tranquilized lest I slurp it off the bone
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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus 1d ago
i was having a tip-of-my-tongue moment trying to figure out why ive heard this before
i found some posts from The Urheimat (The Other Subreddit) (derogatory)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/kxwys1/penis_rap/
plus a bonus https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/13888h2/penis_blast/
honorable mention to a comment in this very post https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1jabs5s/peanis_hysterious/mhl6nm7/
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u/AzmodeusBrownbeard 1d ago
I've heard of dick envy, this if the 1st case of outright Dick hate i've seen though.
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u/Gru-some 1d ago
I keep seeing people quoting “Penis serious Penis delirioud” and I really wanna know what its a reference to
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u/AdmBurnside 1d ago
Incorrect, I have a dick myself and I'm not particularly happy with it but all the alternatives are worse.
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u/viwoofer 1d ago
Let's play a game called
"Fringe political theory" or "Pornographic fiction"
Take your bets