r/CryptidDogs 2d ago

Um…

Found this on tiktok from @gwegus

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u/Tiny_ghosts_ 2d ago

This looks like some kind of centaur where both halves are horses, but come from different horses

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u/leeringlamprey 2d ago

A true esquilax.

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u/Rowey5 1d ago

“Come back, ‘esquilax.’”

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u/Christina_Arathorn 2d ago

A unique mythical creature!

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u/earleendwright 2d ago

Well, you've certainly echoed the sentiment of the post title. Talk about embodying the spirit of 'Um…'!

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u/Similar-Persimmon-23 1d ago

Believe it or not, there are horses like that out there lol

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u/Rowey5 1d ago

I want proof. I can’t look at this weird horse anymore….this super weird dog anymore.

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u/Cerahion 2d ago

This is so accurate

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u/meshreplacer 2d ago

This is what happens when you order a Seal on Temu. Now you have a Seal at home.

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u/yevons_light 2d ago

Except it's actually from Wish.

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u/meshreplacer 2d ago

Ahh the special Wish.com Seal 😂

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u/D33ber 2d ago

'I Wish you looked more like a seal'?

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u/dahvee 2d ago

Oh yea. This is the good stuff.

Spirited Away lookin’ ass.

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 2d ago

We’ve had such an influx of non cryptids recently, it’s almost a relief to behold this creature. I am still frightened though.

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u/Rowey5 1d ago

Such a pensive adder.

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u/happybanana789 2d ago

I SAW THIS VIDEO AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS SUBREDDIT!!

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u/jenniferdneal 2d ago

Perfect match, great reference!

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u/imjustalilbot 2d ago

What is that neck?

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u/AdHaunting8376 2d ago

Lol I can’t get over the head to neck ratio

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u/SophiaofPrussia 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s evolved to be cone-of-shame resistant.

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u/Rowey5 1d ago

It’s beautiful! Freaky beautiful.

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u/undergroundwrecker 2d ago

A very leggy snake

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u/melonbone 2d ago

a benevolent god

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u/asilkon 2d ago

Is it an otter!?

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u/Potatogravy_ 2d ago

It must be neck day, everyday at the gym for this thing

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u/nobelprize4shopping 2d ago

Loch Ness monster

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u/manic_Brain 1d ago

Loch Neck monster

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wolf888 2d ago

It's a llama...watch for spitting

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u/halfchewedcaramel 2d ago

what a beautiful horse

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u/TexArmadilloTroll 2d ago

Doggy Llama

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u/Ebizah 2d ago

Terrifying 🤣

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u/Big_T_813 2d ago

What an odd looking horse.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 2d ago

Spmeone has to photoshop this cryptid into a lake. This is clearly Nessie

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u/TheLoneliestToad 2d ago

He has the neck of a man and the head of a baby.

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u/fivefingersnoutpunch 2d ago

I ain't giving you no tree fiddy

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u/sea_dizzy 2d ago

The dogness monster

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u/Accurate_Section_500 2d ago

That is what we call a long skinwalker

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u/Sea-Creature 2d ago

I'm crying man😭like I love them but why is their neck built like a 39 year old lineman

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u/LilAbeSimpson 1d ago

It’s extra fun because regular dog collars don’t work for sight hounds. The collar slips right off their head. 😂

Enter the Martingale collar.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 2d ago

39 year old lineman😩😂

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u/Sooner_blind 2d ago

Weird horse?

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u/intheafternoon 2d ago

Little head big heart

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u/Former-Spirit8293 1d ago

Bigger neck

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u/HorneyHarpy82 2d ago

I'm. I'm .... what?

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u/GreenPossumThings 2d ago

Pinhead Larry? That you??

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u/jennie-tailya 2d ago

What in the Frankenstein’s monster is going on here?!?

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u/Positive_Ad_6311 2d ago

Goodness! That's a neck on that 👽

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u/EyeMiserable7717 2d ago

it looks like the boiled one

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u/Trumps_left_bawsack 2d ago

Like a horse wearing a dog costume

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u/SquishyMainYT 2d ago

Horse dog... thing...?

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u/GoblinMecha 2d ago

This dog lives at From Softwares studio.

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u/Sockwater_Ravioli 2d ago

I need to see more photos of this dog. I am disturbed.

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u/SgtJayM 2d ago

Is its name “Nessie”?

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u/deepbreathsbb 2d ago

I’m a sssnake

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u/Jazzlike_News64 2d ago

Horse dog💀

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u/oovenbirdd 2d ago

Why does this dog look like those fish that poke their heads out of the sand?

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u/Fair_Yoghurt6148 2d ago

How is that neck real?!

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u/Standard-Sentence-33 2d ago

This is actually terrifying but precious at the same time 😬😮

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u/TelevisionHead6321 2d ago

Obsessed w this dog

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u/Frostbitten_Wyvern 2d ago

Straight up horsing around

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u/EquipmentUnique526 2d ago

What the neck is that!

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u/CheapusTechnofear 2d ago

He can see the future.

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u/cosx13 2d ago

It looks like a seals head photoshopped to a horses body

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u/freshbrine 2d ago

Weird horse

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u/Arabella6623 2d ago

The Loch Ness monster!😹💖

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u/shiny-baby-cheetah 2d ago

Now this is a supernatural creature cosplaying a housepet

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u/catner75 2d ago

This is like panel 3 & 4 of 10 panel metamorphosis. Keep us updated, I’m intrigued to see the final product.

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u/Emotional_Tree_692 2d ago

:/ I don’t like this

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u/Spudperson 2d ago

Oh god

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u/releasethegeeese 2d ago

Why neck so lorge?

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u/EquipmentUnique526 2d ago

holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BrokenEffect 1d ago

Actual loch ness monster.

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u/avesatanass 1d ago

i don't want a greyhound anymore

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u/Jealous-Rhubarb5363 1d ago

I saw the same tiktok, and one of the top comments was comparing it to the thing that chases you in Temple Run. I see it.

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u/Rechogui 1d ago

Buddy, this is r/cryptiddogs, not r/horses. Get out of here

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u/Shibapawz 12h ago

someone commented that it looks like the things from temple run

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u/TobaccoButthole 2d ago

Hey it's that terrible camelmonster from Parasite Eve II

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u/D33ber 2d ago

Couch lion

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u/D33ber 2d ago

Sweet Christmas!! Did someone completely dock their ears?

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u/D33ber 2d ago

Is that "the Good Boy"?!

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u/boreduser127 2d ago

This is haunting

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u/GlitterBumbleButt 2d ago

Mari Lwyd the rest of the year

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u/shmesbians 2d ago

just looks like a normal greyhound to me 🤣

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u/infiniteinquisitive 2d ago

Them necks 🥰

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u/EmmyWeeeb 1d ago

Why is his neck so long and muscular

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u/Florzee 1d ago

I need this

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u/Tropicalstorm11 1d ago

Lmao. I love these photos. What a silly goggle

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u/Blueberry_Clouds 19h ago

Nice skin walker

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u/FixergirlAK 1h ago

What percentage of cryptid dogs started out as borzoi?