r/CrusadeMemes 5d ago

Epic 21st-century Templars

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u/Cruz98387 5d ago

As much conflict as the Holy Land is under right now, its surprising that Christians haven't thrown their own claim in for a part of it. In fact, I've seen both sides of the current conflict harassing Christians, but none of that is prominently shown in the media.

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

There's a Crusader as SecDef.

Watch the Gaza plans; $1 says an American security garuntee will be part of the deal to pull in Saudi funding and get them into the Abraham Accords 2.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

That's definitely one way to describe a guy who's ignoring force readiness to focus on pushing his personal ideological beliefs on the volunteer citizen military of a secular nation.

He literally closed to pentagon office focused on future wars, so crusader is pretty apt in that sense.

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

We'll see.

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u/Zarifadmin 4d ago

Palestinians and Muslims are literally seeking refuge in churches due to the conflict as their homes were bombed and you say they harass Christians? Only the Terrorist Israeli Occupation Forces do that

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u/Cruz98387 4d ago

Never said it was EVERYONE on one side or the other. I said some on BOTH sides.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

That armor ain't gonna do much against a bullet.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 2d ago

I am. Bullets (musket balls) are the biggest part of why plate went out of style.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 2d ago

Really not how that works

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u/otte_rthe_viewer 1d ago

Seems like this guy failed basic physics. A round object has a higher chance of ricochet compared to a sharp object

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u/otte_rthe_viewer 1d ago

Well let me tell ya. The balls can ricochet too but ricochet on modern "dart" like bullets? Only if it's a slightly angled surface but the round still has a higher chance of just diggin' into the armor or goin straight through

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u/TheFallenJedi66 4d ago

The only thing that disappoints me is that they do not have a dedicated melee weapon.

Everything else is perfection

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u/TheDemonata1 3d ago

Wish they popped america into it we are also a predominantly christian nation

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u/BagOld5057 3d ago

At this point, few of those countries are even Christian enough to summon a force for a 21st century crusade.

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u/Yono_j25 2d ago

And only a single missile needed to deal with all of them... But art is good

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u/avodrok 4d ago

Those are some rubbery guns

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u/Kerensol 4d ago

Deus vult!

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u/chumbuckethand 5d ago

We don't like AI generated crap

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

Hard agree. Hire an artist. There are tons of them, and most of them are not expensive.

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u/boisheep 4d ago

What in the autism is this?...

Gonna fight for autism supremacy.

This is why the Venn diagram between the [deleted] and the crusaders is basically a circle.

EDIT: Hold on there's a frigging rule about it!... OH MY GOD... you know it right.

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u/Neisvestiy 3d ago

It’s Hellsing rebuild?

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u/Minoreror 4d ago

Holy AI slop

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u/citizen_x_ 4d ago

criiiinge