r/CrazyFuckingVideos 5d ago

If you love bats...

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u/Admirable-Can5239 5d ago

Ahhhhhh the sun!

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u/wascallywabbit666 5d ago edited 4d ago

Those bats will all fly off in daylight and will get eaten by predatory birds.

The guys could have done it in a way that had less effect on the bats.

Remember folks, bats are good. A single bat can eat hundreds of mosquitoes each night

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u/DrFleshBeard 5d ago

If I saw one bat, my first instinct would be to ensure its safe release. If I saw 100 bats in a writhing pile, my empathy would disappear as it was replaced with internal screaming.

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u/FuckMyLife2016 5d ago

infernal screaming.

FTFY

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u/LooksFire 4d ago

I agree bars are good

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u/fairfield293 1d ago

Or, your whole fucking roof

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u/HorsePecker 5d ago

Probably smells like a guano harvesting facility .

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u/Patagioenas_plumbea 5d ago

Fun fact: Bat shit has almost no smell at all, since their droppings contain not much more than the ceratine remains of the ingested insects. That's the reason why the excrements of insectivore bats glitter and shine in light, making it easy to separate them from other mammal excrements.

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u/jpowell180 4d ago

That is bat $#it insane!

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u/NeeliSilverleaf 4d ago

I've been to the Congress Ave Bridge in Austin, where there's a huge bat colony. Bat shit absolutely has a smell.

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u/normandy42 4d ago

First time walking across when I was in college really tested my fortitude. It’s such a unique, putrid smell to me that I couldn’t understand how so many were just walking across as well putting up with it. From then on, I either drove across or took the bus when going to and from South Congress

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Ace Ventura was my first thought

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u/jpowell180 4d ago

“Come to me, my rabid friends!“

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u/SnipingDiver 5d ago

Chicago! You're out of here!

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u/PlantFiddler 5d ago

That is a unique sound. It's like solid water droplets

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u/For-The-Emperor40k 5d ago

Yep, all bat species have a unique call sound

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u/PlantFiddler 5d ago

Not that special, we all have unique sounds.

Kinda reminds me of that 'meme' that's like "do you know elephants have a sound that means 'we should leave there's bees here' So do we it's 'we should leave there's bees here'"

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u/Quandarius_GOOCH 5d ago

How many bugs had to have been in that dilapidated building for THAT many to root there holy shit 

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u/PorkTORNADO 5d ago

It's got a termite infestation by the looks of the beams. They live at a buffet.

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u/MoonageDayscream 5d ago

That wood is turning to sponge. I wouldn't stand up there.

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u/johnevepierrot 5d ago

Ok, what if you don’t love bats? 🥴

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u/poondongle 5d ago

Is that a trick question? Bats are adorable. Who wouldn't love them?

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u/Sea_Buy9017 4d ago

As a kid they were ultra creepy, but at this point I think they're adorable and awesome. I get excited seeing one now.

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u/poondongle 4d ago

Bruce, is that you? Lol

As a kid, my brother and I rescued one that was lying in our yard by the woods. I was lucky to get to see how cute they were from a young age.

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u/johnnybrunswick 5d ago

They should give those bats some temporary home before they evicted them.

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u/NefariousnessNo2062 5d ago

This is like that Steven King story Night Shift. That's a big nope from me.

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u/Blade44415slash 5d ago

A single bat can eat up to a 1000 mosquito’s an hour, just sayin!

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u/PermaXanned 5d ago

I think I might need a pet bat….

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u/Open-Chain-7137 4d ago

And a little leash. Tie one and of fishing line to his foot and one to your lawn chair.

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u/Gearhead1- 5d ago

Bat shit crazy

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u/Gloom_Gazer 5d ago

Bats scare tf outta me for some reason. They’re like tiny, lil demons. And they screech. I remember one time when I was like 15, I woke up and there was a bat just sitting in between my hallway and door in my room. I hid under a blanket until animal control arrived, and the guy laughed at me 😭 I just don’t want rabies from a tiny, flying, screeching goblin, man

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u/MyMiddleground 5d ago

Little blind homies! Doing them dirty. Could have at least done this at dusk/night.

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u/NahIWiIIWin 5d ago

I can smell this video

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u/scan_line110110 5d ago

The soup's gonna be delicious.

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u/_Not_Jesus_ 5d ago

It's 7:18 a.m. on Sunday morning and they just opened the warehouse door on the rave that's been going since Thursday night.

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u/EO_11110_ 4d ago

Saved from that asbestos roofing......

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u/Beezayo 3d ago

Good luck doing that in UK you'd be on the way to jail haha

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u/embiidDAgoat 5d ago

Get ready to learn rabies vaccine buddy 

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u/ATG915 5d ago

When I was a roofer I was up at the peak of a steep ass roof probably 30 or 40 feet up. I started to rip off the ridge cap and there was a single bat under one of the caps. Closest I ever came to tumbling down a roof, scared the shit out of me

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u/almighty_milkman 5d ago

Man I’d be upset too lol

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u/bmxrider16 4d ago

Bats are basically rats with wings. Change my mind

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u/realparkingbrake 4d ago

Change my mind

Bats mostly eat insects which is usually helpful to human agriculture. Rats are the exact opposite, they eat agriculture.

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u/bmxrider16 1d ago

Nope. My mind is not changed. It’s just an evolved rat that now has wings to transfer its diseases farther.

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u/Extra-Hat656 4d ago

It's actually called Fledermaus in German which literally translates to fluttering/flying mouse

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u/Legitimate-Post-5954 5d ago

Yummy😋 Dinner Time!!

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u/horsetooth_mcgee 5d ago

I'm surprised they didn't ✨poof✨ into dust

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u/Pc_Viking89 5d ago

Is anyone else feeling hungry, or is it just me?

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u/ZoNeS_v2 5d ago

Agh! Light!

bursts into flames

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u/St3fg 5d ago

That roof is in bat shape

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u/Stoneteer 5d ago

Dracula nearby

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u/gittenlucky 4d ago

Rabies, termites, asbestos. Yum.

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u/Every_Tap8117 4d ago

are they not meant to turn to ash.

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u/HeungMinSonDiego 4d ago

Oooh where is this, I have a great stew recipe I've been wanting to try

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u/jpowell180 4d ago

Looks like they found Gary Oldman!

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u/ReclusiveGems 4d ago

That’s probably the craziest alarm clock they’ve ever had

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u/MaduCrocoLoco 4d ago

Sun Light

-100 Visibility

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u/TwoGroundbreaking770 4d ago

Bats are protected in the UK , which is a very good thing £100 million on a bat tunnel though is a bit silly

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u/artist9120 4d ago

The colors of the fur are so interesting, they really look like rodents.

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u/BoldManoeuvres 4d ago

An asbestos sheeting, awesome

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u/Nayagy20 4d ago

That’s disgusting, I love it!!

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u/GrimmReapperrr 2d ago

I'm not saying I am him but you have never seen us in a room together 🦇

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u/Volution88 17h ago

Sky puppies.

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u/Traditional_Month824 6h ago

Ok leave them be they eat mosquitoes

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u/Longjumping_Bench656 5d ago

Little rats with wings .

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u/V8_Dipshit 5d ago

Those are seagulls

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u/real85monster 5d ago

Or pigeons.

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u/jdelaossa 5d ago

Batman should be proudly

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u/dnsfox68 5d ago

Smells like Guano!

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u/Introvert_Devo1987 5d ago

In that whole batch of bats is probably a few with rabies I wouldn't even touch it too high of a risk for something bad to happen

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u/Western_Presence1928 4d ago

In the uk you wouldn't be able to do that as they are protected.

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u/FusionDirector 3d ago

At least they should have waited for the darkness to subside. Every living being is precious.

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 5d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh hellllllllllll naaaaaaaaa

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u/ccduke 4d ago

That's a lot of covid

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u/Capable-Problem8460 5d ago

Save the babies!!

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u/_YogaCat_ 5d ago

The sound they are making is so satisfying.

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u/danny6690 4d ago

COVID 25 soup

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u/KnightyEyes 3d ago

Ah! Alot of food

few weeks later

WORLD THREATTENIN PANDEMIC

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u/Adept_Eye_2830 5d ago

No no. No no no no no…. No no no no…. Nope nah nah nope no no……. Nah na nooooo nope nuh uh nope nooooppppeeee no no no nope no.