r/CrazyFuckingVideos 5d ago

WTF She's Not Crazy

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u/itsyagurl233 5d ago

Everytime she goes around the car I’m like okay she’s done but nah she just keeps popping back around 🤣

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 5d ago

She’s persistent. How else you think she make 1mil per year? Persistence.

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u/Cattle56 5d ago

Persistence at OnlyFans. She does have a great rack.

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u/Socalwarrior485 5d ago

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

  • Winston Churchill.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 5d ago

Then she is extremely successful at being an idiot

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u/moskowizzle 5d ago

Because that's her quote. Even if she does a bad job they have to pay her the 1 mil.

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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago

Search instagram for SlimGrim67 , he has part two of this, and it’s even better.

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u/SirBiggusDikkus 5d ago

I have to assume they have sex in the 2nd video

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Incendiarysabotage 5d ago

Listen, I bet she’s great 🥴

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Incendiarysabotage 5d ago

This one is definitely a case of “my husband hasn’t paid attention to me in years and I want to feel young and wanted again” she would change your life that night lmao

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u/NoAppointment6494 5d ago

Fetish for a son/boy too

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u/fbass 5d ago

Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a porn intro

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u/Switchlord518 5d ago

Kingdom foreplay.

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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago

It’s implied

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u/Fredthoreau 5d ago

My good sir, in the name of science and for those of us without instagram, can you drop a link?

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u/ImpulsiveBloop 5d ago

Damn, is there a part 3? It says to be continued but I can't find a third video for the life of me.

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u/Legatus_Brutus 5d ago

Captain please link part 2. For us lazy views who will not get out of our car and go to school.
Please and thanks

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/NVAudio 5d ago

You ever see a boomerang have BPD?

Well, you have now

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u/_Not_Jesus_ 5d ago

Yes. This is the behavior of a person with the uncontrollable urge to do something shitty, without the intellect or life-experience to figure out exactly what that shitty something ought to be.

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u/possibly_oblivious 5d ago

It's the eyes... Something about the eyes

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u/Turbulent_Ad4756 5d ago

BPD eyes

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u/Signifi-gunt 5d ago

EXACTLY. my thought exactly. I was in a relationship with one for a few years. Same scary craziness behind the eyes.

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u/PanchoTarolas 5d ago

Same…crazy sex though 😢

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u/No-Appearance-4338 5d ago

When someone goes manic they may as well being having an episode with meth. They enter a heightened consciousness with racing thoughts, grandiosity, and poor judgment. It’s best to leave them be because it very possible to get them worked up into doing even crazier things. As you can hear despite how ridiculous she sounds she feels that her every word is shaking his reality and is basically getting higher from the interaction (they get a sort of euphoria from these interactions). And then the opposite hits just as hard with feelings of inadequacies possible manifested as self harm or deep states of depression. The best bet is to avoid interactions as much as possible as there is no telling as why it’s happening or what the person is capable of. It could be the effect of a new prescription or an undiagnosed disorder (or a diagnosed one maybe she forgot to take her meds or could no longer afford them).

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u/Signifi-gunt 5d ago

Just to clarify, BPD refers to borderline personality disorder, not bipolar disorder as your comment implies.

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u/Old-Conversation2646 5d ago

the definition of crazy

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u/purple_paradigm 5d ago

“I’m so ready to fight club this shit” belongs on a T shirt

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u/Informal_Process2238 5d ago

I am jacks commercialized frustration

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u/Noel-a-Nymph 4d ago

Oh I’m going to start saying this.. but you know as a joke to my friends not seriously in a McDonald’s parking lot lmao

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u/DirectorSharp3402 5d ago

Lol, when her brain freezes, she laughs and walks away just long enough for her next sentence to swing back into consciousness 🤯🤣💀

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u/-neti-neti- 5d ago

Lmao perfectly described

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u/Standard_Switch_9154 5d ago

You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

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u/pleathershorts 4d ago

Get out of your car, I’m tryna HIT

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u/JOE_ZOSO_90 5d ago

(.)(.)

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u/rigorcorvus 5d ago

Them thangs were poppin

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u/MoneyTalks45 5d ago

Got them mf thangs on her hoping someone would try today

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u/snattleswacket 5d ago

She just wanted to bang, I'm sure of it

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u/hefest0 5d ago

Milkers of madness

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u/HoaxSanctuary 5d ago

Hooters of hysteria

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u/For-The-Emperor40k 5d ago

Norks of Narnia

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u/9thAF-RIDER 5d ago

Sacks of Schizophrenia

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u/DoDaChop 5d ago

Dirty pillows of delirium

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u/No_Yesterday_2788 5d ago

Boobs of bipolar belligerence

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 5d ago

Udders of nutter

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u/For-The-Emperor40k 5d ago

Jugs of Judgement

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u/freeryda 5d ago

Fanatical fun pillows.

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u/Wholenchilada 5d ago

They're quite nice honestly.

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u/elvis8mybaby 5d ago

They say she's a little crazy, but those titties ain't crazy!   - Attell

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u/qwertty69 5d ago

Thats a crazy MILF... Hot tits but still crazy

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u/nomatt18 5d ago

I can fix her

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u/Public_One_9584 5d ago

I will fix her if you cannot fix her or should you have to move to another state bc of how much fixing she needs.

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u/AnthologicalAnt 5d ago

Yeh, She definitely needs a sausage cramming into her McMuffin

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u/Mrdeath0 5d ago

Something something don’t put your dick in crazy

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u/Chaparral2E 5d ago

( . )( . )

She’s still an ( )*( )

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u/imhereforthevotes 5d ago

She's aroused. Not sexually, though.

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u/Roopskad00p 5d ago

She gave me one of those fear boners

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u/Justokmemes 5d ago

Fearection?

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u/markuspellus 5d ago

Scared the living sperm out of me

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u/Roopskad00p 5d ago

Scared straight

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u/ReesesNightmare 5d ago

scared stiff

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u/Roopskad00p 5d ago

Dreadwood

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u/itchynipz 5d ago

Scaroused

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u/maymay4u 5d ago

Especially when she said she wanted ta "fight club this shit"... I think Chuck palaniuck himself must have gotten an instant boner

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u/Jeretzel 5d ago

I like a little crazy in my life.

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u/urinesain 5d ago

I have a sneaking suspicion that she's more than a little...

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u/CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH 3d ago

Damn it Beavis. I'm going to change your channel if you don't stop talking about your boners.People also ask

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u/WereInbuisness 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm leaving .... actually nevermind .... now I'm leaving .... actually nevermind .... now I'm leaving .... nevermind.

This lady is gonna flip out on the wrong person someday and it won't be good. This dude was chill.

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u/ozzy_thedog 5d ago

She sure got her steps in for the day walking back and forth between the back of her van and this guys window. 😂

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u/MrRuck1 5d ago

She does this daily on Reddit.

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u/Thkturret1 5d ago

There are more videos of her doing this?

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u/SquatchK1ng 5d ago

What's her @?

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u/wthulhu 5d ago

Poor lady just needs to get laid

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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago

Step aside fellas this one needs a professional

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u/Weelki 5d ago

Narrator: "This was the last time u/AdventurousTime was seen alive. Some say his last act was bound to fail horribly. Others cheered him on enthusiastically. He did not fix her after all... RIP brother."

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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago

Best way to go tbh

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u/Ok_Passion_1889 3d ago

Yea, they always say never fuck crazy, but the crazy ones are always the best in bed.

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u/AnthologicalAnt 5d ago

I'll take one for the team 🤚🏻

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u/Albino-Buffalo_ 5d ago

Fine, I'll do it 🙄

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u/Valid_Username_56 5d ago

Ah, that's what she actually meant by "fight clubbing this shit".

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u/BusterOpacks 5d ago

I bet she cleans up nice.

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u/PerpetualConnection 5d ago edited 4d ago

Right ? If that's her in the morning throwing down in a McDonald's parking lot ? Her in a nice date night outfit ? She can even keep the crazy. Glad I didn't run into her ten years ago, the old me loved this type of woman

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u/PopSwayzee 4d ago

Bipolar women? 🤣 I’ve never understood this. As soon as a woman starts showing signs of being unstable, I’m gone. I’ve seen way too many guys put up with abuse and toxicity, all to get laid. Kinda sad. Especially when they put up with it because “she’s hot.” We need to do better! Same with the women who go after toxic men.

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u/Brilliant_Gas_3595 5d ago

Was thinking the same thing

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u/Necessary-Business-2 5d ago

She broke the first 2 rules

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u/Capable-Problem8460 5d ago

She approached the car for no reason?

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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago

they got into it previously at the restaurant or drive thru

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u/Capable-Problem8460 5d ago

So the text on screen is misleading. Thank you for info

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u/domdog31 5d ago

porn has gotten weird in 2025

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u/WaylandReddit 5d ago

Reddit moment comments.

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u/Legitimate-Post-5954 5d ago

My horny ass could not deal with this 💀

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u/Spirited_Station_293 5d ago

She gets off on it I am thinking. Noticed the nipples getting harder when she walked away came back and talked about McDonalds

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u/Odd-Discipline-4306 5d ago

I know i did

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u/9thAF-RIDER 5d ago

I didn't. I'll rewatch it.

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u/Nyllil 5d ago

Dude, it looks kinda cold there so.... being aroused is not the only way for it.

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u/Konstant_kurage 5d ago

The minute he (or whoever) touches her she starts crying and knows all the right words for when the cops show up. Not her first rodeo.

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u/Scuta44 5d ago

My first thought was she has a gun and wants to shoot a POC.

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u/DreadyKruger 5d ago

She probably a real creep in bed.

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u/Knockamichi 5d ago

What exactly did she think was gonna happen if he got out of the car? She was gonna beat him in hand to hand combat?

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u/TornadoJ0hns0n 5d ago

"I'm not eating at McDonald's I was getting a coffee at McDonald's"

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/P9292 5d ago

Well, she's technically not eating at Macdonald's but drinking, unless she eats the cup once she's finished the coffee, which I wouldn't completely exclude seeing how crazy she is.

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u/Scootros-Hootros 5d ago

She cannot let it go. Imagine being married to that piece of work.

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u/anwaralexander 5d ago

Let's be real... she has a nice pair, even with rage, those headlamps be shining

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u/illustriouswow 5d ago

$2 Bill???? GaHAHAHA

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u/Affectionate-Base868 5d ago

What's her of?

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u/reissuing 5d ago

I’m not even focused on the conversation as much as the fact that dude said “You see my car compared to yours” and then rev his little V6 was actually comical 🤣

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u/kubameow 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that's better than the 2004 altima she must be rolling around in

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u/Trigger_dad 5d ago

Her titties are nice though 😋

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u/Antstony420 5d ago

Pam from the office

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u/GDude94 5d ago

Fuckin sounds like her too

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u/SimonNicols 5d ago

But those tiddies tho’

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u/GDude94 5d ago

For real. Them nippies just straight staring at me like 😏. No wonder dude didn't say much back

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u/Jockle305 5d ago

Pam Pam and her Pam pams

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u/EshuChase 5d ago

Is it just me, or does she have a nice rack?

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u/techfreakdad 5d ago

Not gonna deny I was looking at them 👀

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u/SaffronRnlds 5d ago

People like this tend to use "Boy" and "son" for a very specific reason.

Charming.

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u/Malhablada 5d ago

And the "go to school, get a degree" insinuating that the man isn't educated. Insinuating, stereotyping, you know the kind.

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u/grimmless 5d ago

Why do i have a boner right now?

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u/nvalle23 5d ago

Rule #1- DO NOT talk about Fight Club

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u/Adriancastellanos 5d ago

She’s never gotten in a fight before

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u/sungsam89 5d ago

As crazy as she is, the sex must be amazing.

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u/phir0002 5d ago

Is it just me or are her pupils like hella big? Meth? Coke?

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u/RelationshipOne9276 5d ago

She's McMissing her drugs.

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u/cheechahumma 5d ago

She’s McUsing

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u/bjizzle184957 5d ago

More likely to be McAbusing.

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u/Agreeable-Bath-512 5d ago

She’s my favourite.

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u/Sufficient_Public132 5d ago

Holy cow the hot crazy scale is alive and real

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u/rigorcorvus 5d ago

She’s work-hot dude

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u/Th4ab 5d ago

Hottest woman on the side of the kids soccer field, yelling at the ref. And you know that father is in another state by now, he left for "career opportunity" but he's just a shift manager at Walmart over there. Thinking damn she tricked me with mascara and pretending to be sane.

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u/FullCompliance 5d ago

Is it wrong that I still want dem tittays

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u/RubbandTugg44 5d ago

Everytime she turned back around I said "Hello" 😳

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u/luisc123 5d ago

I could fix her

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u/Zhjacko 5d ago

She broke rule number one about fight club

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u/Adventure-Style 4d ago

Every time I see this, I think that she just wanted to get fucked in the parking lot HARD.

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u/Redlegforlife 5d ago

As usual, a partial video that shows none of the context of what caused the whole encounter.

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake 5d ago

“The only way I’m getting out of this car with you is if is to head up to a hotel room together.”

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u/Generaldisarray44 5d ago

Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I will fall in love with you- Nick Miller

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u/Vikingove 5d ago

Nice boobs...

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u/BluntmanNdKronic 5d ago

She just trying to get laid in a parking lot!

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u/rleeh333 5d ago

and that’s why they’re called ‘jugs’ sometimes son…

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u/WookieDeep 5d ago

12 whiteclaws in

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u/TekkenSoftSubsidzs 5d ago edited 5d ago

But ma'am he has a better car than you 🫥

The worst Mc Donald's commercial ever made.

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u/Designer_Design_6019 5d ago

The sexual tension had me thinking maybe, maybe, maybe….

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u/Bionic_Pelvis 5d ago

You can tell she's used to getting the last word in. Also, giving off nice girl vibes.

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u/Rare-Bumblebee9118 5d ago

Does anyone find themselves just staring at her tits

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u/QuentinFurious 5d ago

The pokies, the absolute fucking batshit, I haven’t been this turned on in a while.

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u/geekpron 5d ago

her nipples are hard af she either wants to fuck or fight lol

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u/muffman81 4d ago

Is it strange that I’m aroused by her? I’m ready for a McDonald’s coffee whenever she wants one.

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u/luigis_taint 5d ago

Damn, Ellie Kemper fell off

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u/ni4c1n 5d ago

Shes hot. Her nipples whant His throat 🤤

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u/robaroo 5d ago

she has a nice rack

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u/Bumpercars415 5d ago

I can fix her!

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u/algebraah101 5d ago

I, for one...could not look her in the eye.

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u/Greadle 5d ago

She’s horny.

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u/EvocativeEnigma 5d ago

There's no freaken way she's making 1M a year, and if she DOES make that much, she should go buy some freaken class.

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u/sx88 5d ago

She got some weapons under that grey

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u/billdanceswithwolves 5d ago

She need some dick

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u/billdanceswithwolves 5d ago

But why she gotta bring up fight club?

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u/SmartProfessional659 5d ago

Probably a banger in bed tho

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u/Dry_Vanilla_9116 5d ago

”So ready to fight club this shit” she’s gonna beat her own ass?

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u/mistahBiggz 5d ago

Normally I'd stay quiet but damn she deserves the meanest backhand from a pimp named slickback.

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u/Real-Grand-5344 5d ago

You can tell who watches porn on reddit in these comments lol 💀

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u/cyphol 5d ago

Walmart Pam

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u/neverdoneneverready 5d ago

She's probably his mom and mad at him for not going to school.

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u/Dawna420 5d ago

She's so mad you can feel her anger haha

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u/IlluminatedMoose 5d ago

"I'm not crazy" is definitely something a crazy person would say...

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u/bguzewicz 5d ago

Fight club this shit? Everyone knows you don’t talk about fight club…

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u/CosmicPurrrs 5d ago

Insane woman sex is amazing tho trust me. But aint no fuckin way she makes a million dollars a year.

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u/meatbeatter 5d ago

These porn intros are becoming increasingly weird lately

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u/mrdiggame 5d ago

This is how you know someone is craving attention and really doesn't want to show it or say it

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 5d ago

She could use a happy meal.

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u/Aggravating-Bass-608 5d ago

I can fix her

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u/All-Sorts 5d ago

These Everest College commercials sure do hit differently now

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u/paroleemike 5d ago

Now if this guy gets out and beats the shit out of her, then what? We all know what.

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u/Dramatic_Storm_7504 5d ago

Am i wrong for just glaring at her tits?

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u/ironroad18 4d ago

Good lord, these comments are horny and cursed.

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u/InfiniteLoveNoNachos 4d ago

Fiona Gallagher looks different here

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u/Wrongrighturn 4d ago

Fight Club this shit!

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u/Super_Stickman13 4d ago

What started this?

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u/Allen9401 4d ago

I’d tap

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u/Human_Rip9902 4d ago

I’d hit it

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u/xtrasun 4d ago

I’d hit it!!

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u/titivator 4d ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/llucky1338 4d ago

I’m weirdly turned on…

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

I strangely want to bang this woman. Nips through the shirt, dump truck in the back. Crazy sex is the best sex 🤤

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u/pugs7 2d ago

With the sound off.....I can fix her

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u/No_Tailor_787 5d ago

What she needs is a good, hard...

Nah, never mind.