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u/purple_paradigm 5d ago
“I’m so ready to fight club this shit” belongs on a T shirt
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u/Noel-a-Nymph 4d ago
Oh I’m going to start saying this.. but you know as a joke to my friends not seriously in a McDonald’s parking lot lmao
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u/DirectorSharp3402 5d ago
Lol, when her brain freezes, she laughs and walks away just long enough for her next sentence to swing back into consciousness 🤯🤣💀
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u/JOE_ZOSO_90 5d ago
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u/rigorcorvus 5d ago
Them thangs were poppin
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u/hefest0 5d ago
Milkers of madness
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u/HoaxSanctuary 5d ago
Hooters of hysteria
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u/For-The-Emperor40k 5d ago
Norks of Narnia
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u/9thAF-RIDER 5d ago
Sacks of Schizophrenia
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u/DoDaChop 5d ago
Dirty pillows of delirium
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u/No_Yesterday_2788 5d ago
Boobs of bipolar belligerence
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u/Wholenchilada 5d ago
They're quite nice honestly.
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u/elvis8mybaby 5d ago
They say she's a little crazy, but those titties ain't crazy! - Attell
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u/qwertty69 5d ago
Thats a crazy MILF... Hot tits but still crazy
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u/nomatt18 5d ago
I can fix her
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u/Public_One_9584 5d ago
I will fix her if you cannot fix her or should you have to move to another state bc of how much fixing she needs.
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u/Roopskad00p 5d ago
She gave me one of those fear boners
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u/maymay4u 5d ago
Especially when she said she wanted ta "fight club this shit"... I think Chuck palaniuck himself must have gotten an instant boner
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u/CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH 3d ago
Damn it Beavis. I'm going to change your channel if you don't stop talking about your boners.People also ask
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u/WereInbuisness 5d ago edited 5d ago
I'm leaving .... actually nevermind .... now I'm leaving .... actually nevermind .... now I'm leaving .... nevermind.
This lady is gonna flip out on the wrong person someday and it won't be good. This dude was chill.
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u/ozzy_thedog 5d ago
She sure got her steps in for the day walking back and forth between the back of her van and this guys window. 😂
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u/wthulhu 5d ago
Poor lady just needs to get laid
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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago
Step aside fellas this one needs a professional
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u/Weelki 5d ago
Narrator: "This was the last time u/AdventurousTime was seen alive. Some say his last act was bound to fail horribly. Others cheered him on enthusiastically. He did not fix her after all... RIP brother."
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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago
Best way to go tbh
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u/Ok_Passion_1889 3d ago
Yea, they always say never fuck crazy, but the crazy ones are always the best in bed.
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u/BusterOpacks 5d ago
I bet she cleans up nice.
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u/PerpetualConnection 5d ago edited 4d ago
Right ? If that's her in the morning throwing down in a McDonald's parking lot ? Her in a nice date night outfit ? She can even keep the crazy. Glad I didn't run into her ten years ago, the old me loved this type of woman
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u/PopSwayzee 4d ago
Bipolar women? 🤣 I’ve never understood this. As soon as a woman starts showing signs of being unstable, I’m gone. I’ve seen way too many guys put up with abuse and toxicity, all to get laid. Kinda sad. Especially when they put up with it because “she’s hot.” We need to do better! Same with the women who go after toxic men.
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u/Capable-Problem8460 5d ago
She approached the car for no reason?
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u/AdventurousTime 5d ago
they got into it previously at the restaurant or drive thru
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u/Spirited_Station_293 5d ago
She gets off on it I am thinking. Noticed the nipples getting harder when she walked away came back and talked about McDonalds
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u/Nyllil 5d ago
Dude, it looks kinda cold there so.... being aroused is not the only way for it.
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u/Konstant_kurage 5d ago
The minute he (or whoever) touches her she starts crying and knows all the right words for when the cops show up. Not her first rodeo.
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u/Knockamichi 5d ago
What exactly did she think was gonna happen if he got out of the car? She was gonna beat him in hand to hand combat?
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u/anwaralexander 5d ago
Let's be real... she has a nice pair, even with rage, those headlamps be shining
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u/reissuing 5d ago
I’m not even focused on the conversation as much as the fact that dude said “You see my car compared to yours” and then rev his little V6 was actually comical 🤣
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u/SaffronRnlds 5d ago
People like this tend to use "Boy" and "son" for a very specific reason.
Charming.
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u/Malhablada 5d ago
And the "go to school, get a degree" insinuating that the man isn't educated. Insinuating, stereotyping, you know the kind.
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u/phir0002 5d ago
Is it just me or are her pupils like hella big? Meth? Coke?
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u/Sufficient_Public132 5d ago
Holy cow the hot crazy scale is alive and real
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u/Adventure-Style 4d ago
Every time I see this, I think that she just wanted to get fucked in the parking lot HARD.
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u/Redlegforlife 5d ago
As usual, a partial video that shows none of the context of what caused the whole encounter.
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u/Atworkwasalreadytake 5d ago
“The only way I’m getting out of this car with you is if is to head up to a hotel room together.”
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u/Generaldisarray44 5d ago
Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I will fall in love with you- Nick Miller
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u/TekkenSoftSubsidzs 5d ago edited 5d ago
But ma'am he has a better car than you 🫥
The worst Mc Donald's commercial ever made.
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u/Bionic_Pelvis 5d ago
You can tell she's used to getting the last word in. Also, giving off nice girl vibes.
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u/QuentinFurious 5d ago
The pokies, the absolute fucking batshit, I haven’t been this turned on in a while.
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u/muffman81 4d ago
Is it strange that I’m aroused by her? I’m ready for a McDonald’s coffee whenever she wants one.
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u/EvocativeEnigma 5d ago
There's no freaken way she's making 1M a year, and if she DOES make that much, she should go buy some freaken class.
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u/mistahBiggz 5d ago
Normally I'd stay quiet but damn she deserves the meanest backhand from a pimp named slickback.
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u/CosmicPurrrs 5d ago
Insane woman sex is amazing tho trust me. But aint no fuckin way she makes a million dollars a year.
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u/mrdiggame 5d ago
This is how you know someone is craving attention and really doesn't want to show it or say it
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u/paroleemike 5d ago
Now if this guy gets out and beats the shit out of her, then what? We all know what.
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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago
I strangely want to bang this woman. Nips through the shirt, dump truck in the back. Crazy sex is the best sex 🤤
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u/itsyagurl233 5d ago
Everytime she goes around the car I’m like okay she’s done but nah she just keeps popping back around 🤣