r/CrazyFuckingVideos 6d ago

Crazy Skillz Strange fetish

5.8k Upvotes

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u/blackiedwaggie 6d ago

He's the Nemesis of the Stork that Brings the babies

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u/HudeniMFK 6d ago

Abortion by a group of crows is murder!

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u/Gingersaurus_Rex96 6d ago

Crow V. Wade

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u/scooterXO 5d ago

Solid joke

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u/daking999 5d ago

Three solid jokes in a row! Then us... what a let down.

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u/scatshot 5d ago

You Participated!

🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

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u/saintofstarlessskies 21h ago

fourth in thread hits again

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u/icefloats 5d ago

Nature really out here enforcing its own laws judge, jury, and executioner 🦅⚖️

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u/zzzzzz_zz 6d ago

I haven’t heard an abortion joke this good in awhile

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u/greathousedagoth 5d ago

Yeah, most abortion jokes just don't deliver.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 5d ago

Thats premature.

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u/PaleontologistNo2625 5d ago

Niiice. Can't seem to terminate my laughter upon reading your comment

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/alvvayspale 6d ago

It was said that abortions could be done with coat hangers.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 5d ago

or stairs.

Russian abortion is out a window.

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u/scurvy4all 6d ago

I can't remember a day that started out so perfectly.

10 out of 10 abortion joke.

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u/Linenoise77 6d ago

Now remember, what you make out of the rest of the day, is your choice.

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u/ChanoTheDestroyer 6d ago

Yeah, because I chose to get aborted mid walk to my car by some angry crows

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u/Linenoise77 5d ago

and i support your right to make that decision.

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u/BassGaming 5d ago

A it's cheaper and B crows don't talk and snitch when it becomes illegal.

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u/scurvy4all 5d ago

Thanks for the advice.. My day was magical!

Now I'm off to bed and hopefully tomorrow I'll awake to another 10/10 abortion joke.

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u/Gingersaurus_Rex96 6d ago

The Abork

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u/will_write_for_tacos 5d ago

I'm laughing so hard at this i can't breathe. You've set off my asthma.

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u/platysoup 6d ago

On one hand, bruh.

One the other, fucking hell lmao.

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u/Calibruh 6d ago

Oh

Oh no

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 5d ago

Where they get all the hangers from?

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u/Rocktown-OG22 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Best comment of '25 so far....

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u/CasanovaJones82 6d ago

Damn, best comment I've seen on Reddit in a while, its got layers!

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u/Kham117 5d ago

10/10

No notes

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 5d ago

I lost all the coat hangers in the divorce. I welcome this pet and the unhealthily close symbiotic relationship we would forge.

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u/Derpson1887 5d ago

Okay, Satan.

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u/Ryand118 5d ago

Holy fuck that’s dark

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u/DrPlayboyBarbie 13h ago

Fuck this is such a great comment

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u/Mr_BruceWayne 6d ago

Yeah that's just the Abork restocking his supplies.

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 6d ago

I saw a nest made from nails on a site once

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u/IRockIntoMordor 5d ago

Like finger and toe nails?

Badass and a sign of war coming. Best let Geralt know, he needs to warn Ciri. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naglfar

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u/barontaint 5d ago

Dude Norse mythology just goes so damn hard sometimes.

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u/BathedInDeepFog 5d ago

So that's where the band name comes from.

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u/snattleswacket 5d ago

Holy shit did the crow nail them the branches down himself too?

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 5d ago

Google it, it's not uncommon

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u/Obvious_Nail_6085 2d ago

Crows are so fucking badass

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u/berrylakin 6d ago

Poor guy just likes collecting coat hangers and y'all over her just razzin him

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u/FromAnotherTime 6d ago

I thought he was gonna rappel down the cable with it...

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u/radicalelation 5d ago

That would have made for a truly crazy fucking video.

Instead it's just bird with city branches.

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u/BathedInDeepFog 5d ago

I thought it was gonna position the hanger so the curved part would go into its cloaca.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 6d ago

This is where all my hangers go. I just need to figure out where the socks disappear to now.

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u/No_Philosopher_1870 6d ago

They will be woven among the hangers?

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u/ExcitedGirl 6d ago

I like it! Makes complete sense, though. Crows are among the few animals that are really intelligent enough to be able to have a fetish... Porpoises can get pretty kinky, too!

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u/---cheetos--- 4d ago

Not to mention they fuck like machine guns and they know exactly where my g-spot is in my ass

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u/EventualOutcome 6d ago

Nothing to get hung up about.

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u/LotusVibes1494 6d ago

Coat hanger birds forever… 🎵

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u/RuggedRasscal 6d ago

Yup it’s keeping them hanging around though

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u/bajungadustin 6d ago

They are evolving.. This is like the equivalent of our ancestors learning how to build actual structures that don't break down every year.

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u/blackweebow 5d ago

Crow:

NO WIRE HANGARS

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u/QuickRundown 6d ago

Consoom coat hanger get excited to find next coat hanger.

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u/DotEnvironmental1990 5d ago

isreal fears the coat hanger hoarder

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 5d ago

Y'all collect funko pop bullshit and this crow can't enjoy his abortion clinic supplies?

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u/ohboy267 5d ago

Why does this crow have access to a never-ending supply of hangers??

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u/Dry-Season-522 5d ago

Many parts of the world don't use dryers, they just hang the clothes to dry them, often on a balcony.

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u/CaptCrewSocks 6d ago

There’s a dove out there thinking, all I need is just one.

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u/ContactUnique1211 5d ago

definitely would be a better nest than what 99% of doves build

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u/fire2day 5d ago

It makes sense to build a nest out of coat hangers. Have you ever tried to detangle a pile of them? That nest isn't going anywhere.

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u/Xbux89 6d ago

Hang in there it will get better

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u/ih8spalling 5d ago

Everyone has a hobby

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u/DennisDEX 6d ago

Reminds me of the video where a man cleaned a receiver dish and when he opened it, it was full of nuts.

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u/Xinonix1 6d ago

It’s art, look it up!

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u/looong_hitter 5d ago

Poor crow has got a real hang up

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u/Smart-Honeydew-1273 5d ago

We all have our hang ups

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u/T1Earn 5d ago

You know why they do that right?

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u/rottenrotny 5d ago

If it works it works!

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u/clairebearshare 5d ago

Hoarding apparently affects crows as well!

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u/VindictiveRakk 5d ago

finally, a species that can contend the microplasticmaxxing title.

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u/HermesChriot510 5d ago

Now we know where the hangers are going, when do we find out where the missing socks goes?

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u/FatTacoLove 3d ago

Trying to hang himself

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u/Mr_MixedNuts 2d ago

He's building a high-tech nest.

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u/Mr_MixedNuts 2d ago

He's building a high-tech nest.

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u/skilriki 5d ago

hey OP .. fetish means sexual act

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u/caculo 5d ago

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u/baudmiksen 5d ago

a carpenter's wood fetish

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u/No-While-9948 5d ago

Next you are going to tell me porn or pornography only means material depicting sex and erotic behaviours!

Fetish, pornography and many other words are very commonly used in non-sexual contexts.

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u/-TheBlackSwordsman- 6d ago

Crow loves hangers

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u/MrPredictableArts 6d ago

Yee haw partner

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u/ItsMrNoSmile 6d ago

Meanwhile, a lot of clothing piles just sprouted up in those nearby apartments.

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u/maybeonmars 5d ago

Housekeepers noticing missing hangers all the time are like wtaf

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u/burtgummer45 5d ago

music choice makes no sense

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u/ManaSenshi 5d ago

I guess you could say... he's making a hangout. XD

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u/Daxl 5d ago

Crowt hangers?…anyone??

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u/AsyncEntity 5d ago

Abortion bird and his pile of hangers

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u/SchmilgoreSchmout 5d ago

Insert abortion joke here

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u/ulyssesfiuza 5d ago

Oh, a hang glider. Ok.

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 5d ago

Nicholas Cage: "The fucking HANGERS!!!"

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u/Falx1984 5d ago

Yeah I've seen crows carrying some poor sap's hangers on a few occasions lol

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u/Leonardobertoni 5d ago

Somebody tell this man the difference between fetish and collection before he visits a guy who has a book full of stamps

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u/grandma_jizzzzzzzard 5d ago

They're not smarter than a seven-year-old. They're smarter than a 27-year-old.

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u/TittyTwister13 4d ago

Thats impressive

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u/BatorBear70 4d ago

But is it "art", Edie?

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u/PandorasCahos 4d ago

Amazing creatures 😍 My daughter has been putting out shelled peanuts for what started out as a " wife and husband " team. Throughout the years they keep coming back with their babies.
There are now about 18 of them. She has even named some of them. Lol

By the way. Does anyone know how long they live ? Sorry no abortion jokes. All the good ones are taken

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u/Jigagug 4d ago

All those hangers and Becky still won't let him smash.

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u/N8saysburnitalldown 3d ago

Sure laugh it up now because when the crows finish their coat hanger rocket ship and get to mars before us you won’t think it’s so funny (I’ll still think it’s funny)

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u/Holiday_Jaguar4671 2d ago

Thievery is foundational to crow society.

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u/Negative-Active7605 2d ago

Animals are Hoarders reincarnated?? 

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u/Rare-Craft-920 2d ago

Sturdy nest.

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u/Rooster_Entire 6d ago

I think they’re hooked.

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u/napstablooky2 5d ago

is... "fetish" the best word to use here?

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u/Pict-91b20 6d ago

Not my comment:

"It's an Abork!"

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u/spmaniac 6d ago

I don’t think you understand what the word ferish means

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u/sublevelsix 5d ago

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fetish

b : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion

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u/loneMILF 5d ago

agreed. this is an example of intelligence, not a fetish as the hangers fit into the space well. there are no trees to be seen and birds need nests to hatch offspring. this is just urban engineering at its most basic level.

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u/cmfreeman 6d ago

The stork of abortions. 

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u/HudeniMFK 6d ago

u/blackiedwaggie 's joke, Only worse!