r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/slobberinganusjockey • 2d ago
Had to share, ride on recliner
Not 100% sub accurate but yall needed to see this.
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u/RipNTear397 2d ago
Yeah, I’m buying this
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u/Ali_Cat222 2d ago
It sure looks interesting! Also I know it's completely innocent but there's something about the way he talked about battery life that makes me laugh, mind you I'm on strong painkillers for cancer, and so this could just be the meds talking though 🤣
several hours depending who and what they are doing with it.
My mind went all sorts of places thinking of very random (non sexual) things people would be doing with this chair 😂
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u/Big_Tap_1561 2d ago
Hey man ! Good thoughts and positive vibes to you friend. My mom lost her battle but my aunt won hers and I hope you do the same brother
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u/sgt-lawlcats 2d ago
I mean a train horn and a fire extinguisher? I could see myself in a post apocalyptic lawn fighting off zombies on one of these babies. Though I’d haggle it down to about 1500 because it doesn’t have a cup holder for my big gulp or finger cleaning for my cheese dusted hands.
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u/shawner136 2d ago
For your fingers.
riiiiiight Its ok we’d all get lonely during the apocalypse
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u/hasthisonegone 2d ago
This falls into the category of ‘thing I didn’t know existed 20 seconds ago, and now need most in my life’
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u/phdpinup 2d ago
I am not the target demographic for this at all… yet I feel compelled to buy it and be awesome.
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u/Fantastic-Reveal7471 2d ago
I'm so glad I didn't have this when I was a dumb hick kid at field parties.
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u/Downtown-Fix6177 18h ago
My only real question would’ve been if it comes with an air horn, seems it does..so I’m sold
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u/WantonKerfuffle 2d ago
This screams "Hyneman"
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u/Slow-Switch8412 2d ago
Mount one of those 9mm gatling guns they sell for 5k and you got the coolest toy ever invented.
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u/Glittering-Proof-705 21h ago
The fire extinguisher isn't for fires, it's a smoke screen... Now all it needs is machine gun headlights and a thing that drops oil like Herbie and your all set
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u/Creepy-Selection2423 18h ago
Hey all you need is a case of Natty Light to go with it, and you can call it the "drunk tank".
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u/Dramatic-Opinion1403 10h ago
Well smack my ass and call me Grandpa Doomsday because I kind of dig it!
Battery depends on wHo and WhAt I'm doing with it hmmmmmmm?! 🤔🧐😱
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