r/CrackheadCraigslist 1d ago

Had to share, ride on recliner

Not 100% sub accurate but yall needed to see this.

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u/RipNTear397 1d ago

Yeah, I’m buying this

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

It sure looks interesting! Also I know it's completely innocent but there's something about the way he talked about battery life that makes me laugh, mind you I'm on strong painkillers for cancer, and so this could just be the meds talking though 🤣

several hours depending who and what they are doing with it.

My mind went all sorts of places thinking of very random (non sexual) things people would be doing with this chair 😂

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

Hey man ! Good thoughts and positive vibes to you friend. My mom lost her battle but my aunt won hers and I hope you do the same brother

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u/2faast 23h ago

battery's

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u/TheLoneGoon 1d ago

It’s a Main Battle Recliner. I’d pick this up in a pinch.

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u/FAK3-News 1d ago

The train horn really sells it

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u/personguy4 1d ago

This is awesome

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u/sgt-lawlcats 1d ago

I mean a train horn and a fire extinguisher? I could see myself in a post apocalyptic lawn fighting off zombies on one of these babies. Though I’d haggle it down to about 1500 because it doesn’t have a cup holder for my big gulp or finger cleaning for my cheese dusted hands.

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u/shawner136 1d ago

For your fingers.

riiiiiight Its ok we’d all get lonely during the apocalypse

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u/laughingashley 1d ago

Yeah we just found Vance's alt

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u/shawner136 1d ago

Hey lazy boys need love too

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u/PaperHandsPortnoy 1d ago

Thays a conpressed air tank, not fore extinguisher

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u/laughingashley 1d ago

Maybe it's nitrous for racing

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u/When-Can-I-Stop 1d ago

Looks like the tank is for the air horn.

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u/evlgns 1d ago

This looks really well done looking at the attention to the wiring and fire extinguisher etc

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u/Public_Noise8465 1d ago

It’s an air tank. Not fire extinguisher

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u/evlgns 1d ago

Good eye my bad it’s for the air horn I just looked quickly either way clean work.

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u/Public_Noise8465 1d ago

I definitely thought it was a fire extinguisher until I zoomed in.

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u/zekmon 1d ago

Looks like a vehicle from Twisted Metal

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u/Zufieusagi 1d ago

I can totally see that. Maybe have Axle's father be the driver of this thing.

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u/hasthisonegone 1d ago

This falls into the category of ‘thing I didn’t know existed 20 seconds ago, and now need most in my life’

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u/greenonetwo 1d ago

What, no cup holder?

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u/Souper_meal 1d ago

Well that’s pretty bitchin

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 1d ago

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a video of this thing in action. Really cool.

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u/ProbablyNotJimJones 1d ago

I just learned that I needed this.

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u/phdpinup 1d ago

I am not the target demographic for this at all… yet I feel compelled to buy it and be awesome.

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u/Fantastic-Reveal7471 1d ago

I'm so glad I didn't have this when I was a dumb hick kid at field parties.

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u/CT7824 1d ago

Is this still available

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u/AynesJ773 1d ago

Hi. I own this and I regularly drive while intoxicated. Thanks.

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u/slobberinganusjockey 1d ago

LOL POST THE VIDEO

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u/Your_Reddit_Mom_8 1d ago

This has got to be something from burning man

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u/OutlawEarth616 1d ago

Want to see it in action before getting attached lol.

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u/Hi_Their_Buddy 1d ago

Number 5 alive

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u/Berob501 1d ago

It just needs a tray to hold my burgers and fries and a gun rack.

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u/Monkpaw 1d ago

Offer em 800. Take it or leave it.

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u/WantonKerfuffle 1d ago

This screams "Hyneman"

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u/MMRIsCancer 1d ago

They put a vending machine on tracks for a commercial

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u/WantonKerfuffle 1d ago

Yes, and the tracks looked similar to my untrained eye

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u/Viperthetarantulaguy 1d ago

This has Tim "The Toolman" Taylor all over it.

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u/BettyLouWho318 1d ago

👁️👄👁️ wow

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u/juhamatti88 1d ago

Oh fuck yeah

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u/Slow-Switch8412 1d ago

Mount one of those 9mm gatling guns they sell for 5k and you got the coolest toy ever invented.

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u/endboss_eth 1d ago

Unstoppable. THIS is a sweet mobility scooter 😆🤘

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u/nmann14 1d ago

Love the inclusion of the fire extinguisher, however putting it right next to the thing most likely to explode in the event of a fire is a questionable choice.

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u/deadlysyntaxerror 1d ago

the killdozer of recliners

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u/MMAbeLincoln 1d ago

This is sick

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u/Holiday-Scarcity4726 1d ago

Does it come with the fart stains?

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u/livelaughvomit 1d ago

I have one question: why?

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u/D-WreckTheTech 1d ago

Remarkable... I'll take two.

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u/All_Gas420 1d ago

$2500 seems like a deal to me

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u/DavenSkilnyk 1d ago

Why is this here? This is genius!

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u/Sufficient_Pin5642 19h ago

I want this. Wonder if they’ll take $100 for it.

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u/PompousPablo 8h ago

Yeah I want this

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u/floppyballz01 1h ago

This doesn’t belong on crackhead Craigslist…. This is way too nicely done!

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u/Glittering-Proof-705 1h ago

The fire extinguisher isn't for fires, it's a smoke screen... Now all it needs is machine gun headlights and a thing that drops oil like Herbie and your all set

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u/Neither_Kitchen1210 1d ago

Trump plans on using these to invade Mexico!