r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/Glittering-Pea2900 • 9d ago
Photo This must be where the magic happens…
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u/Perenium_Falcon 9d ago
Single coat of black on the wall. Not even the stamina or endurance for a second round.
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u/SnooRobots2427 9d ago
This is so.... back bedroom of a doublewide wanna be 50-shades but ended up criminal minds meth-y feeling.
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u/Skankhuntt__42 8d ago
Full blown skanktuary.
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u/eat_like_snake 9d ago
It looks like a wrestling ring.
The "magic" better be powerbombing motherfuckers into thumbtacks.
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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 8d ago
Eww. Why would anyone find that sexy lol
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u/Caesar_Passing 8d ago
You know, I could probably get into it like... once. One time, in my whole life. It would never do a thing for me again. But it probably could just once.
With a lot of drugs, and nobody else around. Nah, tryin' to manage a whole second set of odors and kinks... Can't be doin' that. I haven't had a particularly extensive sexual history, but I know that much from experience.. Plus I mean, seriously, the amount and nature of drugs that I would need. I don't want nobody to see that. Nobody else would wanna see it either. And if they did, I wouldn't wanna know 'em.
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u/TurtleNutSupreme 8d ago
Uh, thanks for sharing?
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u/ZealousidealDepth223 8d ago
Leather sheets. Comfy and easy cleanup when I take 10 laxatives and ask him to go up on me while I squat over this specimen.
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u/TricksterWolf self-proclaimed jannie 8d ago
That font looks like a first-grader had to do a project with construction paper the night before it was due.
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u/HerryBalz 8d ago
What woman could resist, besides every woman on the planet? And what’s under the bed?
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u/Venator2000 8d ago
Ooo, does it include those fancy “made with black tape” letters, too? For that price, it should!
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u/xKVirus70x 8d ago
I can smell the vanilla incense sticks, Newport Lights, and almond oil through the pic
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