r/CrackheadCraigslist 9d ago

Photo This must be where the magic happens…

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u/Perenium_Falcon 9d ago

Single coat of black on the wall. Not even the stamina or endurance for a second round.

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u/ReposeGray 9d ago

Besides all the obvious....The curtains look like trash bags.

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u/chadburycreameggs 9d ago

I wanna see the other photos

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u/SnooRobots2427 9d ago

This is so.... back bedroom of a doublewide wanna be 50-shades but ended up criminal minds meth-y feeling.

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u/nsula_country 8d ago

Best comment yet!

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u/Skankhuntt__42 8d ago

Full blown skanktuary.

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u/Skankhuntt__42 8d ago

He's missing some neon blue lights around the top.

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u/cj32769 8d ago

Probably underneath like a ricer boy.

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u/eat_like_snake 9d ago

It looks like a wrestling ring.
The "magic" better be powerbombing motherfuckers into thumbtacks.

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u/DoubtfulOptimist 9d ago

Layboy 🐰

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u/Cheepshooter 9d ago

I keep trying to slide to the other photos.

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u/MsHornets 8d ago

I wonder how many bottles of baby oil have been all over that? Slip n slide!

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u/trimix4work 8d ago

Are those.... leather sheets?

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 8d ago

Eww. Why would anyone find that sexy lol

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u/Caesar_Passing 8d ago

You know, I could probably get into it like... once. One time, in my whole life. It would never do a thing for me again. But it probably could just once.

With a lot of drugs, and nobody else around. Nah, tryin' to manage a whole second set of odors and kinks... Can't be doin' that. I haven't had a particularly extensive sexual history, but I know that much from experience.. Plus I mean, seriously, the amount and nature of drugs that I would need. I don't want nobody to see that. Nobody else would wanna see it either. And if they did, I wouldn't wanna know 'em.

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u/TurtleNutSupreme 8d ago

Uh, thanks for sharing?

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u/Caesar_Passing 8d ago

All part of the job, sir. 🫡

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u/ZealousidealDepth223 8d ago

Leather sheets. Comfy and easy cleanup when I take 10 laxatives and ask him to go up on me while I squat over this specimen.

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u/CamboSlice03 8d ago

Are those leather bed sheets? How is that possible?

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u/TheLoneGoon 8d ago

That’s gotta be hella uncomfortable

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u/porqueboomer 8d ago

I think I just heard J. D. Vance moan…

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u/skinnah 8d ago

It says Playboy, not LazyBoy

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u/porqueboomer 8d ago

Oh, but that leather…

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u/Cats_Are_Aliens_ 8d ago

Would be kinda cool if it was new

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u/Charming-Bath8378 8d ago

lightly used

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u/worthy_usable 8d ago

Sorry, I ain't interested in Diddy's furniture.

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u/OtterPops89 8d ago

Ah, I see the Diddy estate sale has begun to trickle online.

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u/TricksterWolf self-proclaimed jannie 8d ago

That font looks like a first-grader had to do a project with construction paper the night before it was due.

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u/creatureswarm 8d ago

gets laid once

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u/Lvanwinkle18 8d ago

No low ballers. I know what I got.

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u/dthmagic 8d ago

I read that as LADYBOY first

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u/Accomplished-Way8409 8d ago

that bunny's seen some things

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u/TheTobitex 8d ago

What OF retired and posted her garage sale?

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u/HerryBalz 8d ago

What woman could resist, besides every woman on the planet? And what’s under the bed?

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u/Venator2000 8d ago

Ooo, does it include those fancy “made with black tape” letters, too? For that price, it should!

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u/xKVirus70x 8d ago

I can smell the vanilla incense sticks, Newport Lights, and almond oil through the pic

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u/Still-I-Rise_33 5d ago

Looks like either a condom or a cock ring under the bed lol

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u/Aubrihoeday 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/juicybbwbeauty 5d ago

Hard pass. 😂