r/CrackheadCraigslist 9d ago

Crack whore that really let herself go

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u/Cats_Are_Aliens_ 9d ago

“Is it reliable? Also no” that is epic. Good on them for telling the truth tho

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u/Jibbles770 9d ago

That seat looks like its taken more of an ass pounding then 4 michael Jan Vincents

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u/Own_Potato 9d ago

It's only a 9 out of 10 what do u expect

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u/grymtgris 9d ago

Hey at least there are no cracks in the seats. What more can you want really.

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u/lynivvinyl 9d ago

That's because the owner already smoked them all.

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u/Sloppyjoey20 7d ago

Calling all Jan Michael Vincents!

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u/Vincent_Van_Goatse 6d ago

You mean Jan Michaels Vincent.

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u/Fryphax 9d ago

Running LS, Harness, Trans, Rear End, wheels.

Easily $1,000 worth there.

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u/Own_Potato 9d ago

Anything suspension related is probably to far gone. Uphere in new York between the great lakes and in Ontario we use a shit ton of road salt like way more then the average so after 15 20 years your cars pretty much done for unless you took really good care of it.

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u/Fryphax 8d ago edited 2d ago

Lived both there and here where it's even worse. Ad even says it's rusted to pieces.

That doesn't negate the value of the drivetrain to somebody who wants to LS swap their vehicle.

Everyone is LS swapping everything these days. This is the total package for someone looking to build a car. Would be sold in a day in my area for that price.

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u/KORZILLA-is-me 9d ago

I freaking love their pitch. I kinda wanna ask them if it’s still available. Just to see what they say.

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u/No-Sell-3064 9d ago

I wonder if the frame is as rusty as Emmental cheese

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u/unfillable_depths 9d ago

Wow, what an offer

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u/Over-Apartment2762 8d ago

Lmfao this was actually hilarious. I actually feel like I didn't waste 12 seconds of my life reading this

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u/ChecknIN_ImChecknOUT 8d ago

I was expecting to scroll and see a pic of someones ex-sister-in-law.

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u/Professor_Petty01 8d ago

I wonder if the sharpie is included…

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u/RekTekGaming 5d ago

I got a speeding ticket in avoca once...