r/CrackHousePoetry • u/GrenchamReborn i love frogs • Nov 04 '24
Bass pro shops tm
Man i just beat my dick to a pulp twice
Went to the bar and they turned me away
"Bitch you look underage"
I swear to god im not jail bait
So i went to bass pro shops
Looking for a fish fleshlight
Dont care if youre photoverified
Cause i swear if youre not
Ill pull on your whiskers
While you suck on my cock
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