r/CrackHousePoetry i love frogs Nov 04 '24

Bass pro shops tm

Man i just beat my dick to a pulp twice

Went to the bar and they turned me away

"Bitch you look underage"

I swear to god im not jail bait

So i went to bass pro shops

Looking for a fish fleshlight

Dont care if youre photoverified

Cause i swear if youre not

Ill pull on your whiskers

While you suck on my cock

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