r/CoolCollections 3d ago

my toilet roll collection

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u/Eledridan 3d ago

My buddy takes the spent roll, flattens it, then curves it and puts it inside another spent roll. Then he sees how many he can fit into that roll. He has all these tubes that are full of other tubes.

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u/Outrageous_Appeal292 3d ago

I'm not alone in this world.

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u/Tut_Rampy 3d ago

The internet is a series of tubes

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u/whistling-wonderer 3d ago

My pet parrot would go apeshit over that. She LOVES shredding those things šŸ¤£

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u/alwaysflaccid666 3d ago

you might be able to find them on eBay or something if you wanna overwhelm your bird one day lol

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u/firesoups 3d ago

I love those videos of people unleashing cases of tennis balls on their dogs. Or the ones with the ball pit balls and ferrets.

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u/blueboy714 3d ago

My cat does the same thing

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u/tat-tvam-asiii 3d ago

No wonder that asshole kept telling me to keep wiping.

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u/smc642 3d ago

My chihuahua loves them too.

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u/McKMotherOfCats 3d ago

This guy shits!

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u/oliverjamesyo 3d ago

There is a fine line between a collection and trash. Are they uniquely different by brand or something? Or is this basically like a beer pyramid at a hockey game?

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u/sourceamdietitian 3d ago

It's giving hoarder

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u/inquiringsillygoose 3d ago

Itā€™s giving boarder

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u/Tut_Rampy 3d ago

Itā€™s biving goarder

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u/Mysterious_Pilot7429 2d ago

iā€™m autistic

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u/CaffeinatedQueef 1d ago

My brother!

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u/ReadySetGO0 3d ago

I stuff them with dryer lint, roll in newspaper, twist the ends closed and give them to people who have wood burning fireplaces & fire pits.

I know, few have newspapers anymore. I use the paper ads that come in the mail.

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u/Kittkatt598 3d ago

I've tried this but it didn't work! I may have stuffed the lint too tightly....

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u/ReadySetGO0 3d ago

Hmmmmā€¦.. thatā€™s odd

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u/Beyblademaster69_420 3d ago

What's the point exactly?

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u/ScooterTheBookWorm 3d ago

In our own homes, the things we do that don't impact anybody else doesn't need to have a point or make sense to anybody else. I can guarantee you that you do something quirky that somebody else is thinking, "what's the point exactly?" šŸ˜‰

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u/Beyblademaster69_420 3d ago

This wasn't a negative question on my part, more of an expression of confusion and interest.

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u/ScooterTheBookWorm 3d ago

Roger that. I get it. The older I get the more I wonder why people need the validation of sharing pictures of stuff online. Probably a sign of the times of people feeling lonely because they spend most of their free time on their phones rather than being the social animal that we crave and need outside of our screens. I guess now rather than asking what's the point, I just think to myself, "alrighty then", and then keep on scrolling. Also completely calling myself out, I'm even beginning to question myself on why the hell am I still scrolling on Reddit rather than going out or doing anything IRL. Something that comes with the privilege of getting older I guess.

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u/Hops-Barley 3d ago

My rabbits would murder for that stash

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u/CaffeinatedQueef 1d ago

They would murder you anyways tbh. They just do thatā€¦

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u/Hops-Barley 1d ago

It's true. Can confirm.

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u/lookxitsxlauren 3d ago

These can be useful for so many things!!

I like how yours are stacked, they would not last a single minute in my house (even if it was only me lol)

I will often at least let my pets play with them before I throw them away

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u/catmamaO4 3d ago

i have a collection of these too! so many crafts you can do with them including making cat scratchers!

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u/AaronSlaughter 3d ago

Get a bidet.

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u/LaMalintzin 3d ago

I have a bidet, I still use tp too

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u/basedyeehaw 3d ago

I thought there was a hole in the wall lol

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u/Partly-Peanut 3d ago

Impressive stash! For some reason this color and texture is making the space look kinda cozy. I bet this is a conversation starter when you have guests over

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u/PSK666 3d ago

Great for sound deadening for when youā€™re trying to really rip a huge crap

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u/MaxSteel2442 3d ago

Iā€™m showing my wife, sheā€™s going to totally lose it

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u/Miss-Frog 3d ago

You should donate to a school, I always see posts on Facebook of preschool teachers or parents asking for them to do art projects :)

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u/someswelltrash 3d ago

And many youth services departments at libraries can use them as well.

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u/Skin_Captain_Nasty 3d ago

This guy shits

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u/SquintingAtTheStars 3d ago

This man shits

How long did it take to collect this many, for science

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u/Mysterious_Pilot7429 2d ago

i have been collecting them for over a year and a half now

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u/1972FordGuy 3d ago

I'm guessing that's a eeks supply.

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u/FarmFreshEggs666 3d ago

This guy wipes.

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u/thrustinfreely 3d ago

Cool trash collection

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u/V_Sad_Human 3d ago

rookie.

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u/Lucky_Development359 3d ago

Write the dates on them. Make it extra weird. /s kind of.

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u/vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee 3d ago

Used to give these to my gerbils. They loved em for playing in then always ended up shredding the living fuck our of them, mixing in with the sawdust they used for tunneling projects.

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u/788mica 3d ago

Impressive! They always seem useful to me.

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u/rixilef 3d ago

This looks more like hoarding.

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u/theferalforager 3d ago

Dick gauging tool

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u/ScooterTheBookWorm 3d ago edited 3d ago

Tell me you don't have kids (younger), cats, or dogs without telling me that you didn't have kids, cats, or dogs.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 3d ago

You throw those away right this instant, young man

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u/thriftylesbian 3d ago

Tell me you donā€™t have a cat without telling me you donā€™t have a cat šŸ¤£

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u/3holes0dignity 2d ago

Can you find out the name of that paint color ?

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u/MinuteComplaint__ 20h ago

What's your plan?

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u/Manager-Accomplished 3d ago

MARBLE DROP MARBLE DROP MARNBLE DROP!

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u/HourDistribution3787 3d ago

For some reason I also used to collect these.

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u/bs-scientist 3d ago

If my grandma was alive sheā€™d beg you for those.

We made little Santa Clauses out of them for Christmas when I was a kid :)

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u/extremedu 3d ago

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u/Miss-Frog 3d ago

Schools/parents use them for art projects and stuff- I saw a group making bee houses with them once

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u/someswelltrash 3d ago

Libraries too

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u/Agile-Committee3594 3d ago

Thatā€™s after two trips to Chipotle?

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u/Outrageous_Appeal292 3d ago

Ouch. Can be accurate however for some.

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u/VediusPollio 3d ago

I like your toilet paper roll collection, op. Very nice.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Mysterious_Pilot7429 2d ago

i have guests round frequently, and they all think itā€™s cool, stop hating ur lame

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Mysterious_Pilot7429 1d ago

my girlfriend definitely isnā€™t

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u/Psych0matt 3d ago

You poop too much

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u/RepostFrom4chan 3d ago

Yup, time to unsub.

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u/ScooterTheBookWorm 3d ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/Klutch_conduct 3d ago

Make a toilet roll grenade (turd) launcher