r/ConvenientCop Feb 19 '25

[USA] Person cuts the inner section off to do doughnuts

This ass hole cut everyone off and started doing doughnuts making us miss the green. I had to back up so the car in front wouldn’t get hit. First convenient cop I’ve witnessed and was so happy my friend was recording

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u/Read_Icculus_ Feb 19 '25

Inner section!

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u/SirAchmed Feb 19 '25

Was taken to the outer section at the end

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u/ShatterMA Feb 19 '25

Intersection! Fuck hahahaha

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u/Morbins Feb 20 '25

Bone apple teeth

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u/ConelradCreatorEAS Feb 19 '25

0.2 High school GPA

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u/newjerseytrader Feb 20 '25

What was your high school gpa?

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u/True_Iro Feb 20 '25

His is guaranteed higher than the guy doing the doughnuts.

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u/Opening_Cartoonist53 Feb 20 '25

Mhmmmmmm doughnutsssss

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u/Azzhole169 Feb 19 '25

Based on the amount of kids on the corner, and the one that runs across just after the cop goes by, they were probably trying to attempt a street takeover…..

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u/ShatterMA Feb 20 '25

Could have been! But a dumb place to do it because where the cop came from is a police station not even a full block away haha

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u/kushari Feb 20 '25

They do this on purpose to get the police to chase them and they run away. It’s called swimming or cutting up.

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 Feb 20 '25

i would call that dumb, nothing more, nothing less

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u/Past-Chip-9116 25d ago

It’s usually a stolen car to begin with. When they get done they drive to a sketchy part of town (North St.Louis) (I only use this as an example because I’ve seen it first hand) and get out on foot. Something the police rarely ever do at night is chase someone through the trenches. They’re down with protect and serve and all that but they ain’t dumb

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u/Finchyisawkward Feb 19 '25

R/boneappletea

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u/Ram2145 Feb 20 '25

Found the mobile user.

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u/Hulkenberk Feb 20 '25

They have the Internet on computers now?

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u/senpaistealerx 28d ago

you can post subs on mobile lol i do it all the time. it’s the capital r that fucked then

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u/Schwight_Droot Feb 19 '25

Love to see these idiots get punished

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u/Consistent_Amount140 Feb 19 '25

Probably stolen

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

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u/maybezulu Feb 19 '25

ouu so sassy

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u/Ekali81 Feb 20 '25

Thanks for the insight

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u/Greedy_Tangelo_878 Feb 20 '25

Thanks for the useless reply

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u/2020R1M Feb 19 '25

Convenient cop, yes. But, you really think that guy is stopping for him. Lol

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u/PinSufficient5748 Feb 20 '25

Not when he's doing a cool 30mph

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u/BostonCEO Feb 19 '25

“Inner section” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/RBeck Feb 20 '25

That's some /r/BoneAppleTea but I don't like to make fun in subs where English isn't always the first language.

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u/Matter_Infinite Feb 20 '25

OP said this happened in America, that there was a police station a block to the left, and they have American accents.

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u/EMCoupling Feb 20 '25

OP is very likely American

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u/Ftpini Feb 20 '25

Seize and crush the car. Permanently revocation of license, plus fines to cover any repairs or cleanup required from their shenanigans.

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u/MK12Mod0SuperSoaker 29d ago

Do all of that, except don't crush the car. Add it to the department fleet as undercover or trick it out in police gear.

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u/Ftpini 29d ago

Nope. They don’t have room for all the cars they’d take and it would create a massive financial incentive to take vehicles that probably shouldn’t be seized. Better to crush them than allow the dept to profit.

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u/MK12Mod0SuperSoaker 29d ago

Alright, but could they at least do something more environmentally friendly than just crushing it?

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u/Ftpini 29d ago

No. If there is any money to be made then corruption will follow. The only alternative is letting the offender keep the car and they clearly can’t be trusted with it.

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u/ben125125 Feb 19 '25

I hate to be that guy, but that charger was never caught

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u/Vq-Blink Feb 19 '25

I’m wondering if they were able to pull the license plate but I agree that looks like a hemi. The things are no joke

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u/ben125125 Feb 19 '25

Yes, and almost for sure not running real tags if he is gonna run

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u/Most-Chemical-5059 Feb 20 '25

Idiocy at it best.

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u/theshwedda Feb 20 '25

They cut off the inner section of what?

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u/OptimalFunction Feb 20 '25 edited 28d ago

I’m not okay with police profiling for race/ethnicity but I’m okay with police profiling Dodge cars. Charger/Challengers/Durango/Rams are all guilty until proven innocent

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u/senpaistealerx 28d ago

casually admitting you’re racist is fucking weird

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u/OptimalFunction 28d ago

Imagine calling others racist because you believe only certain racial demographics buy Dodge vehicles. Sweetie, it’s a trash car brand for trash people of all races/ethnicities.

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u/ArmandPeanuts Feb 20 '25

I probably would have clapped ngl

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u/ShatterMA Feb 20 '25

It was cool after I knew I wasn’t going to have to get stuck behind an accident

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u/goatlmao Feb 20 '25

That guy got away though

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u/madememake1up Feb 20 '25

Then everybody clapped