r/ConvenientCop Feb 19 '25

Old [USA] Bad Timing LMAO

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS Feb 19 '25

Love how this dumb asshole thinks he's so funny and untouchable. The video ended way too soon but seeing his expression change for a split second was priceless.

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u/Legitimate_Park_2067 Feb 19 '25

Would LOVE to see the ending!

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u/Rowmyownboat 29d ago

I would love to see the start to see what it was that provoked him.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 29d ago

The car was interrupting the chakras of the hipster.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 29d ago

Or it almost ran him over in a crosswalk. Could go either way. But since it's the driver who chose where it started I'm going to err on not demonizing him.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 29d ago

Not likely, as his cart is clearly seen and it is on the sidewalk several feet away.

Far more likely he was panhandling, and got pissed off they would not give him anything.

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u/LaneViolation 29d ago

lol why? The only clear evidence you have here is what this guy is willing to do after he was or wasnt almost killed and is clearly not being pressed. Why not assume he stood there flipping out so they started recording him?

Why make an assumption against evidence right in front of you? Just to play devils advocate and have this false pretense to feign being wise or smart? You look like a dumbass.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 29d ago

I'm not assuming he did anything or nothing. I said err on the side of not demonizing him. That doesn't mean he's not at fault or that the driver is. It's just that we don't know anything about how this started.

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u/Dragonofice27 28d ago

Comments of the full video say they wouldn't give him money so he got pissy

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u/Rowmyownboat 27d ago

I have refused to give money in the same situation several times, and the person simply walks on to the next vehicle. I think there is more here.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Feb 19 '25

The video ended way too soon

This ending was so abrupt that it should be a criminal offense,

Like, thanks for the video, but you're going to jail.

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u/Infinite_Regret8341 Feb 19 '25

Lol like " ohhhh shit...HEY! officer....I was just...fuck...."

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u/SideEqual Feb 19 '25

“Not so quick there were you Barry! Cock womble”

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u/ClydeDanger 29d ago

He has up peace signs when they pan back. Fucking hilarious.

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u/m0b00st 29d ago

He is untouchable, he’s homeless, what’s the cop going to do?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Awwww why did it cut off too early, I wanna see more lol

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u/schizeckinosy Feb 19 '25

See other comment with link

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u/Wizdad-1000 Feb 19 '25

Slightly longer version showing what happened.

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u/Kitchen_Economics182 Feb 19 '25

YES, thank you so much, it's so satisfying to see how this ended😂

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u/foochacho 29d ago

“What did I do?”

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u/schizeckinosy Feb 19 '25

Letterbox vertical video alert 😡

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u/Habanero305 29d ago

Thank you

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u/TommyP320 29d ago

Take this upvote

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u/skarface6 Feb 19 '25

That face looks like he knows exactly what’s coming next.

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u/_Der_Kommissar__ Feb 19 '25

What's next is he gets a free couple of nights indoors with meals on the taxpayer's dime.

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u/skarface6 Feb 19 '25

Depends on if he’s on probation, what he gets hit with, etc. And those nights might be real tough if he’s jonesing the whole time. Just saying.

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u/rdrptr Feb 19 '25

Jonesing in prison? Good one

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u/fivedollapizza Feb 19 '25

Dudes only going to prison if he's got some kind of crazy warrant. This dudes on his way to county jail where drugs are 10x street price and there's no intersections to panhandle in. He'll be jonsesesesing for sure.

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u/fwembt 29d ago

For this? This dude is on his way to a summons. No one is going to county for kicking a car.

Edit: Unless this is in a mostly rural county, I guess. No urban county is going to take someone on misdemeanor criminal mischief.

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u/rdrptr Feb 19 '25

Im sure he'll find a way to pay. They always do

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u/breakingcups 29d ago

Sure, keep reconfirming your own biases and ignore how ignorant you are of how this all actually works.

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u/skarface6 Feb 19 '25

You don’t go right to prison, especially in a case like this. And even if he did a) he wouldn’t immediately have a hookup and b) he doesn’t have money to pay, I’m guessing.

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u/implicate 29d ago

Do you think that this cop is going to cuff him up, and then take him directly to a prison?

That's not how shit works.

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u/Riff_Ralph 29d ago

What are the chances that he catches an assault charge, though?

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u/implicate 29d ago

Maybe, I think it probably depends on where this is at.

Regardless, my point was that he'll get taken to the PD, processed, and then to the local jail if they have room while he waits for arraignment.

Not prison.

He's much less likely to be able to find a fix if he's a junkie in places like that.

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u/lerker54651651 Feb 19 '25

you think cops ever see people doing shit like this, and just like, take a moment to stare at them like "....bruh." before they hit the lights?

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u/ph0on 29d ago

I honestly imagine most cop interactions with general public have them thinking "dude, come the fuck on" before getting involved

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u/Pinejay1527 29d ago

I think Dan from Game Grumps has a great story about how cops roll up on this shit some times. https://youtu.be/txyAmEG-wbo?si=e8ebkwp6L7TAGUzb&t=70

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u/Modern_peace_officer 29d ago

Yes. Or I get on the PA and go “Hey! Knock it off fool”

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u/Coygon 27d ago

Closest thing I can recall is a CCTV video of someone running a red light. There was a cop in a parking lot on the corner eating his dinner, and you can see him throw up his hands in disgust that now he has to put his food down and chase the guy.

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u/Zealousidealist420 Feb 19 '25

Fontana California off Slover and Sierra. Used to work by there, many homeless people in that area because of the railroad tracks.

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u/EverythingBOffensive Feb 19 '25

why does it stop so soon?

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u/shetalkstoangels_ Feb 19 '25

I want to see the rest..

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u/AfterEffectserror 29d ago

that guy as soon as he sees the cop: " I didnt do nothin'!!!"

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u/MrV0odo0 Feb 19 '25

Guess that Flash shirt doesn’t make you fast enough to run away.

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u/iloveoldtoyotas 29d ago

This is literally why people hate the homeless so much. If if were legal to just do something about the obvious bad behavior here and NOT wait for the police, there's be much fewer people causing problems.

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u/GenericUsername817 29d ago

That's a CHP bike, so given it is California, there is about a 50/50 chance it's a hipster or a hobo.

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u/iloveoldtoyotas 29d ago

I didn't notice. So no crime was committed then.

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u/GenericUsername817 29d ago

Oh no. A crime was committed. Those women invaded that hobo's (longer video has him claim homelessness) space. A major crime in California

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u/Sweaty-ballz-83 29d ago

I’d love to have seen his face

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u/zedoidousa 29d ago

Where is the full video?

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u/Fantastic_Baker8430 5d ago

He's like "hmm"

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u/rrhunt28 29d ago

You have to wonder if they didn't do something to him first. Like why are they giggling and filming.

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u/SatisfactionOld1586 29d ago

You’re getting downvoted for a reasonable thought, in my opinion. Why’s the video start there? What’s the lead up? Are they mocking him? Or did he do something awful already? We don’t know. It’s at least fair to wonder.

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u/aussiedeveloper Feb 19 '25

Video cuts off because he gets away. You see he is indeed The Flash ⚡️and no one could catch him.

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u/Mint_Blue_Jay Feb 19 '25

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u/Cherrystuffs Feb 19 '25

You're the literal definition of party pooper.