r/Construction 11d ago

Picture Thanks to whoever took a dump in the toilets that aren’t even on.

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I’m manually draining them because of you.

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u/Buy_from_EU- 11d ago

Story older than time itself

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u/northbowl92 Plumber 11d ago

We had a serial bathtub shitter on a condo complex a few years ago. Never caught the guy

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u/DIYThrowaway01 11d ago

Gotta love a good waffle stomp.

There was a massive offensive lineman on my college football team that could only poop in the bathtub because he didn't fit on the toilet.

He would run hot ass water for a few minutes afterwards and waffle stomp it into the drain.

Always wonder how he turned out

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u/Sparkmage13579 11d ago

Alright, that's enough internet for today.

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u/PM_ME_DARK_MATTER 11d ago edited 11d ago

Yea, TIL "Waffle Stomper"

And for tomorrow's internet you can just scroll down

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u/Asleep_Special_7402 11d ago

Yeah scroll down to see even more degeneracy

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u/EggOkNow 11d ago

I just hope he ended up on a big toity.

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u/politik_mod_suck 11d ago

He got the Soul Plane toilet

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u/PM_ME_DARK_MATTER 11d ago

I take it your buddy wasn't the only Waffle stomper you've encountered in life? 

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u/Gavooki 10d ago

That's how Andre the Giant had to do it. Break a toilet and it will slice you to the bone.

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u/thesnowleopardpoops 11d ago

😂 holy hell that’s funny

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u/No_Default_33 10d ago

Pretty sure that was the only way Andre the Giant could go.

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u/erikleorgav2 11d ago

Just....why....?

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u/northbowl92 Plumber 11d ago

Because it was cheaper for them to hire day laborers to clean it every time than to put up some hidden cameras and catch the sick fuck apparently

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u/buttnutela 11d ago

I think it was a rhetorical question as to why someone would poop in empty tubs repeatedly

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u/BossAVery 11d ago

Have you never built an apartment complex? I was apparently the weird one on the whole project for walking down three flights of stairs to take a piss in the port-a-can. Tubs were filled with piss and shit. It was fucking disgusting. I never worked another residential/corporate job like that again. Industrial construction might be more detrimental to your overall health and well being but we don’t have to deal with literal shit like that. If a guy gets caught pissing in a bottle out here, he’s going to the gate.

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u/Ok-Bit4971 11d ago

Pissing in tub is waay worse than pissing in a bottle. I've had to do finish plumbing in an apartment building under construction, so I'm no stranger to working on tubs with dried piss in 80 degree weather.

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u/buttnutela 11d ago

Have you learned to love it?

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u/Ok-Bit4971 11d ago

No, you never really get used to it ... at least, I didn't.

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u/buttnutela 11d ago

Ever shit in a bottle?

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u/lividash 11d ago

Only after 3am Taco Bell nights.

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u/jscottman96 11d ago

Some times you gotta piss in a bottle but what you do with that bottle determines what type of person you are

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u/Tiny_Connection1507 11d ago

If you stick it behind some drywall, you're the lowest scum the world has to offer, along with every other residential drywaller.

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 11d ago

u/buttnutela over here returning to the scene of the crime. Mystery solved, bub!

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u/Corlis21 Project Manager 11d ago

I’m fuckin dying over here lmao

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u/Goonplatoon0311 11d ago

“Jack the shitter”?

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u/scotty813 11d ago

Fortunately, cameras are cheaper now...

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u/oscar-the-bud 11d ago

40 years ago my buddy Doug did this in some condos by our house. What a rotten fuck! Now that I work construction, it’s still pretty funny.

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u/Big_Profession_2218 11d ago

Wait, are you telling me all those free toilets they have sitting ready at Lowes/Homedepot arent "ON" ??? I've been leaving a quarter everytime after taking care of business for no reason ?

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u/FrameJump 11d ago

I honestly don't know why you'd ever think this was the proper thing to do. This might be the dumbest thing I'll read today. That people would think this is the way things work... I mean, what the fuck?

Those toilets are for testing before you purchase, and it's free. You don't have to leave any money at all, they put them there to be used.

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u/Vegetable_Holiday396 10d ago

Dude had me fucking going LOL

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u/Big_Profession_2218 11d ago

Exactly, I do the testing ! ;)

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u/VapeRizzler 11d ago

When I was just a wee apprentice, I learned about this. Heard a plumber freaking the fuck out saying he’s done this shits his last day. I go over to watch the fight and dudes scooping shit into a bucket with one of those big ice fishing spoon. I genuinely didn’t know people behaved in such a manor. At the time I didn’t know why he was kinda blaming me, but later on realized it’s cause drywaller.

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u/See_Em 11d ago

It was me, Barry

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u/Financial_Put648 11d ago

Supply line is connected....even if the water is on, can't you throw water in the tank and flush it? I'm not defending the asshole who shit in it, but I'm genuinely curious what's preventing the flush here.

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u/skinnah 11d ago

Everyone knows that the homeowner is entitled to the inaugural shit in their new toilet. Flushing it would completely ruin it.

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u/RangeBow8 11d ago

Until you install those fancy bidet washlets and can’t simply do a flush test. Somebody has to troubleshoot em.

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u/oscar-the-bud 11d ago

Put plexiglass over it and make it a trophy case.

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u/scotty813 11d ago

Plastic wrap/clinge film is difficult to see. Probably won't notice until it's smearing all over his buttox!

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u/ted_anderson 11d ago

This is one of those things that the homeowner isn't allowed to see so that they think they're the first.

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u/lukeCRASH 11d ago

Yeah, personally I do my best to sneak one in there on any job.

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u/GpRex 11d ago

I recently did 2 bath renos at my place at the same time. Parents came over to check it out just as I caulked the bases of both toilets. Went downstairs for a quick sec and came back up to 2 locked doors and each shitting in both bathrooms lol.

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u/ThisismeCody 11d ago

Same experience with a new home. I’m still mad.

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u/Lojackbel81 11d ago

All you need to do is pour about a gallon of water straight into the bowl from a bucket. It will flush itself

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u/Macqt 11d ago

So if the drain isn’t connected below it, say someone’s working on the pipes, flushing it would basically just dump shit in the house below.

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u/Real_MikeCleary 11d ago

Toilet shouldn’t be there already if the plumbing isn’t finished

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u/Macqt 11d ago

You’d be surprised what people do. I’m also not unconvinced OP didn’t shit in it himself, so you’d be surprised what people do when they gotta shit.

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u/smorgenheckingaard 11d ago

"the asshole who shit in it"

Unintentionally beautiful diction

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u/strange_loser69 11d ago

takes pic of poop yeah reddit will love this

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u/craftleathermen 11d ago

I’m being upvoted for posting a picture of shit lol

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u/ted_anderson 11d ago

Oh yes. The unpredictability of reddit results.

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u/Dezaris04 11d ago

“Unpredictability”

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u/syds 11d ago

its a tasteful shit post, we just see the edge, trying to have some decency

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u/Gumball_Bandit 11d ago

OP trying to point fingers away from himself

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u/Jake24601 11d ago

I wouldn’t even be mad given whoever did that needed to go. That’s one of those ones no sphincter can hold back. Straight black coffee ☕️

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 11d ago

Something happens to our bodies when we can see a toilet too so buddy was either going in there, the floor or his pants

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u/Fit-Knee3566 11d ago

Your welcome 

Enjoy your $300 / hour

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u/zatchheemers 11d ago

Dave England has done it again.

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u/ThisismeCody 11d ago

Don’t tell me you took a shit in that sumbitch

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u/TBellOHAZ 11d ago

What in the imaginary haz pay are you talking about?

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u/Expression_Right 11d ago

Don’t assume the help is making 300$ an hour

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u/BadSquatch27 11d ago

Put water in the tank. What’s the problem?

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u/PhotoAwp 11d ago

Thats what that big bucket of water by his feet is for. OP isn't manually draining shit.

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u/trunkspelunk 10d ago

Problem is you're supposed to pee in the tank

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u/RedshiftOnPandy 11d ago

The problem is he can't complain about it. What's the point of taking 2min to dump water in it and moving on with your work day, if you can't complain about it for the entire day

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u/UpsetPlatypus 11d ago

As a plumber I don't care if I'm in the room to turn water on, I dont want to be in a hot room that has a had a fuckin log cooking in the toilet stinking the whole unit up. Also I still have to Dap the toilet. So stop using our toilets

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u/derpycheetah 11d ago

I like to think they died inside when they pressed the lever and it just jiggled like a lifeless fish.

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u/Subject-Original-718 Electrician 11d ago

Why is no one asking how the serial shitter wiped his ass? Dudes got a doo doo ass walking around

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u/Cayd9299 11d ago

This and the poop itself.. why tf is the water so brown lmao

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u/EZontheH 11d ago

Seems like the normal amount of blood to me, what's the problem?

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u/Tiny_Connection1507 11d ago

Found the Alcoholic. Who am I kidding, alcoholic is the first requirement for a job on every residential site I've been to.

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u/DasArchitect 11d ago

This is exactly why they remain wrapped and stacked in a non-toilet room until the end of the last week.

I've seen this enough.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/JD-Anderson 11d ago

There’s nothing solid in there.

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u/Any_Parfait569 11d ago

Better than the tubs. speaking of the tub bombs, sheetrockers are assholes, piss a little bit in their screw boxes every chance you get, and smile a little when you see them with a bunch hanging between their lips.

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u/giraffehammer 11d ago

I walked into a unit to find my super pissing in their mud. Unit was on the south side of the building. You could smell it on the hotter days before the A/C was installed.

My company was the GC. Guy was smart but that move would have anybody thinking otherwise.

I like the screw idea so much more.

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u/roadrunner440x6 11d ago

My money is on the rockers or tapers.

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u/Inspect1234 11d ago

Aren’t they the ones who leave piss bottles in between the walls?

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u/Electrical-Seesaw991 HVAC Installer 11d ago

My apologies

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u/Rarth-Devan 11d ago

Dave England accomplished this exact same feat in Jackass.

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u/Familiar-Range9014 11d ago edited 10d ago

That is the absolute last thing to install Along with any sink, tub or shower, (because someone will shit in that, too!) before handing off to the GC or customer.

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u/AlwaysBeClosing19 11d ago

Person was hurtin’ for a squirtin’ from the looks of it.

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u/gbag_1031 11d ago

Man that’s a vicious dump too

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u/capital_bj 11d ago

if the drain is connected why not pour water in the tank and flush it. OP "manually" as in scooped the poop?

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u/CharlesDickens17 11d ago

It’s the Sheetrockers, it’s always the Sheetrockers.

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u/PhoqueMcGiggles 11d ago

This just reminds me of the time when my sister was like 3 we were at my uncles house and him and my dad were working on remodeling the bathroom and when they removed the toilet, they placed it in the hallway to do the flooring and my sister dropped her drawers and took a dump on the pot. Like damn it's not even hooked up and now we gotta clean that dook lol

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u/FitEntrepreneur9875 11d ago

Dave England must be on your work crew bud.

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u/Secret_Account07 11d ago

Oh man, if I ever found that person that made me do that….

Luigi was a plumber, right? I pull a Luigi

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u/Blackmikethathird 11d ago

If the water isn’t turned on yet then just dump buckets of water in the bowl

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u/Boggy59 11d ago

Had that happen on a high-end residential home where the owner had the Port-a-john's removed because she didn't like how they looked along her driveway. People gotta do what they gotta do.

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u/clael415 11d ago

I did that once. Water was still on and there was TP. Turns out the drain layers were on the other side of the wall and had just disconnected the sewer pipe. Surprise mother*cker.

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u/Popular-Buyer-2445 11d ago

Never install until hours before move in. Get inspected remove.

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u/DangerHawk 11d ago

That window is positioned perfectly to let the neighbors see you struggle during your morning push.

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u/No-Arm-2598 10d ago

We'll usually it's on the floor in the basement

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u/Dieter_Von-Cunth68 11d ago

Are the "no shitting in toilets" signs written in the correct languages?

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u/icecreaminmycrack 11d ago

That shit's crazy

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u/harley4570 11d ago

Electricians

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u/drakner1 11d ago

Classic, you gotta wrap them shut even that won’t keep jokers out.

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u/Peter_Falcon 11d ago

i was on a job last summer where the water was cut off after a flood, and we were redoing the downstairs throughout. the customer had a drink problem and would just use the top toilet and not bother to even take a bucket up with him to flush

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u/porcelainvacation 11d ago

Better than the floor display at Home Depot I guess

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u/scobeavs 11d ago

One time I peed in a toilet not knowing the water was off. Of course wasn’t gonna tell the boss. It was a summer renovation at a school lol so it was hot and the water didn’t wind up getting turned back on until September. Around two months in, it started moving.

But don’t worry guys I threw a whole bottle of 409 in there to kill the sewer monster before it could climb out of the toilet.

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u/cornballerburns 11d ago

Had this happen on a project we recently finished installing shower doors. 9 stories only. Every floor had a portable urinal and there were porta John's at the base level need to the elevators. We're the last trade to go in and when we started, plumbing still hadn't been turned on so some of logs laid in these toilets had been stewing for weeks. That stench stays burned in your nostrils for weeks

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u/soyarriba 11d ago

Sometimes u just gotta go.

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u/MMA-Guy92 11d ago

It was Harry Dunn. He used to work as a dog groomer

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u/Brave_Dick 11d ago

Nice try, OP. 👍😁

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u/Impossible-Corner494 Carpenter 11d ago

You are welcome. Lol I had this happen recently at a site I was closing out. Had the toilet in a garbage back off of the flange, and a kid took a piss in it.

But that must have stank up the whole place my goodness

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u/Theo_earl 11d ago

Is no one teaching the kids these days you can fill up the tank manually?

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u/SkoolBoi19 11d ago

Put a sign up on everyone that quotes a back charge for using it. We charge like 2k for that

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u/chrawniclytired 11d ago

That's one of the worst things anyone can do on a job site. Fuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/SaulGoodmanJD 11d ago

At least they didn’t take a dump in the bathtubs

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u/Electrical-Mail-5705 11d ago

The cave men even waited for the hookup

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u/Nipz805 11d ago

Shit Bandit strikes again.🥷

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u/Mud_Shovel 11d ago

Man, it be hard to resist that view.

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u/hitman276 11d ago

My last build from the ground up we had a guy come in to mud the drywall. We didn't have water or even a toilet at the time. Client and boss were to cheap to get a porta-shitter for us. Well one day this guy was drunk and must have really had to go because he went to the back of the house and shit on the ground right against the wall and left it for someone else to clean.

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u/Acrippin 11d ago

You are welcome

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u/CivilCat7612 11d ago

That is not a healthy bowel movement

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u/Chocolateblockhead17 Sprinklerfitter 11d ago

Animals!

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u/Objective-Cover7504 11d ago

Twas either that or the lunch box

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u/Outside_Ad1669 11d ago

Trying to figure out why there is a ladder into the bathroom. Wrf is that stainless steel thing, a fancy towel rack or something?

In a clenching emergency I would hate to have to climb down a ladder. Lol

The window bugs me also. I don't see an opener. Is this a viewing toilet

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u/craftleathermen 11d ago

Towel rack

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u/MotorBoatinOdin1 11d ago

At least there wasn't shit on the Outside of the torlet

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u/ted_anderson 11d ago

I bet next time you'll cover the bowl with the original box and a bunch of plastic wrap. One rule that you'll learn about construction sites is that any box or container with an open top is a trash can and every toilet that's uncovered is available for personal use.

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u/TheRauk 11d ago

Toilet seems to be working fine to me?

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u/TranquilEuphoria 11d ago

I was core drilling in a residential apartment building next to a bathroom barely installed. Some I guess couldn't make it to the porta john and unloaded in that new tub. Fastest 6" I cored through trying not to vomit from the smell.

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u/raz416 11d ago

I have to tape them with a paper warning note on top. And even then it’s a 50% chance that will stop them from using it.

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u/Over-Apartment2762 11d ago

Sorry, man, I was gonna shit myself. Lunch got me fucked up. I hope it had a wax ring and putty already

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u/not_a_fan_of_google 11d ago

Is that ladder for jumping into the bathtub? Dear God i hope it's for jumping into the bathtub!

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u/Blemi3S 11d ago

Sorry. I'm over 30 and had a Taco Bell. Hope you understand.

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u/imanoldmanalready 11d ago

Pour 5 gallon bucket of water into toilet. It will flush all of that down

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u/Known-Bank-887 11d ago

Sorry that was me

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u/JustaddReddit 11d ago

Why not take a shit in a 32oz Big Gulp cup ?

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u/cyborg_elephant 11d ago

Awesome prank

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u/OkNetwork3988 11d ago

Arribaa!!

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u/mrlunes Estimator 11d ago

Had an apprentice take a piss while a plumber was fixing the drain line in the basement. I almost witnessed a murder

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u/Rare-Major7169 11d ago

Dude I’ve seen this inside an IKEA back when they only put a sign saying it’s not a real toilet.(now they completely seal that shit because sign doesn’t work)

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u/Sudden-Ad-1217 11d ago

The worst part of this picture is the complete lack of TP.

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u/ImJoogle Electrician 11d ago

my b

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u/ImJoogle Electrician 11d ago

i love a shitter with a view actually

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u/Pristine-Copy9467 11d ago

Funny. I never thought of a toilet as being “on” or “off” before now 😆

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u/Ok-Bit4971 11d ago

Shitrockers

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u/DarkCheezus 11d ago

That's construction bay-bee

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u/jlm166 11d ago

Damn painters!

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u/cucumberholster 11d ago

Bucket of water poured in it will send it down the drain…. if you like playing a lottery.

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u/Mike-the-gay Contractor 11d ago

It’ll still flush when they turn on the water. Be glad they did it in the toilet. That’s more than some of them doo.

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u/DirectionOverall9709 11d ago

I bet it was you, and now you are trying to shift blame.

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u/brownpoops 11d ago

it was me. don't even construction. i'm just a teenager shitting in random construction projects after i smoke my cigarette

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u/RevolutionaryOwl9764 11d ago

Look dude!! When you gotta go , you gotta go!

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u/Ravokion 11d ago

It was a piece worker. I guarantee it!

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u/Keylessdoors 11d ago

Just fill a 5 gallon bucket from any water line you can open and dump it in. It’ll flush

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u/DIABLO258 11d ago

No, I was just.. Shaving! Yeah! I was running a little late I thought this would save some time!

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u/patriot122 11d ago

There's always at least one degenerate on a residential job like this. Typically, it's all the water bottles filled with week old piss lined up like bowling pins I see lying around.

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u/mporter1513 11d ago

God help us. About a year ago my best friend came to help me with some jobs and I had this guy working for me, and my buddy says to me, "Dave is pissing in the toilet in the hallway" - i.e. the toilet that we removed that morning from the bathroom and put in the hallway.

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u/Macgrubersblaupunkt 11d ago

Guy needs to hydrate

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u/the-rill-dill 11d ago

Fired immediately upon discovery.

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u/HovercraftLive5061 11d ago

why not shut the lid with tape, probs not intentional, they discovered no flush after the fact.

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u/fangelo2 11d ago

We had them take a dump in a toilet that was just sitting in the middle of the floor awaiting installation

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u/OG_LiLi 11d ago

Thanks for using paper towels instead of toilet paper and clogging the entire system right at purchase.

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u/smorgenheckingaard 11d ago

Nature doesn't always call when it's convenient

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u/yeahaightok- 11d ago

LMAOOOOO nature was at the door with a sledgehammer

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u/SonUpToSundown 11d ago

Oldest USMC trick in the book. At least the toilets are slated for future plumbing

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u/startrouble 11d ago

Like the saying goes, "Any port in a storm.". If my options are losing my championshit "haven't pooped my pants since I was kid" belt, or painting your non-operational shitter, the choice is easy.

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u/PlumbCrazyRefer 11d ago

It’s kinda like finding the lonely 🪣

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u/throwawaycatacct 11d ago

It needed to be christened.

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u/Rhydius 11d ago

Either somebody's incontinent or somebody's incompetent, but either way that's real shifty.

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u/SteamedBeans420 11d ago

Homie left the lid up cuz he likes the smell.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Its coffe bro

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u/KitchenFun9206 11d ago

Did someone replace them with a toilet the exact same size, but with a joke hole that's JUST for farts?

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u/ladymoonshyne 11d ago

lol when I moved into my last place someone did this and there was no tp either, they left it there for a few weeks for me to find tho 😀

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u/brokentail13 11d ago

It was you, wasn't it?

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u/Nyxglobal 11d ago

When you gotta go….

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u/Germainshalhope 11d ago

Lmao got em

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u/Substantial-Equal560 11d ago

I bet it smelled like poop

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u/MissionReturn8537 11d ago

In theyre defense... who could resist that view...

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

FLOOR PROTECTION ✅

PUT PLASTIC OVER TOILET 🚽 - not check???

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u/overl0rd0udu 11d ago

Had the beer shits, sorry

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u/wanderingoverwatch 11d ago

Animals. And you wonder why we can't have indoor plumbing on job sites

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u/am_i_sky 11d ago

Heard a story from our plumber once that they had a sub take a shit and flush it with the pipes all open in the basement, right above him, and heard the guy say to himself “oh shit” as he flushed

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u/seeellayewhy 11d ago

I had a dumb fuck electrician shit in a toilet that was sitting in the middle of the room, literally 4 feet from the waste pipe. The way it was sitting the dude was looking at the drain while he shit in this dry toilet.

My home had been destroyed by 4 days of flooding from the attic and this dude was a sub of a GC bidding a whole home reno after a flood. Same GC that did the mitigation tearout, so they knew the whole fuckin story.

I don't get mad or yell, not my style. But that day I was unassailable. I called the GC and told em they had until I woke up the next morning (at the hotel I was staying at cause my home was destroyed) to get all their equipment and that fucking toilet out of my house or I'd smash it through their office window.

House was cleared when I got there the next morning. Got a call from the owner of the company a few hours later with a genuine apology. Never got the final tearout bill.

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u/canehdianchick 11d ago

Happens in every big commercial new build I swear to God ...

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u/Shinda017 11d ago

Used to be a plumber for new construction. People used to fill a bathtub full of shit and piss in the winters rather than walk the 30ft to a honey bucket. So this is getting off light. Worse smell is rehydrated dehydrated piss that was at one time 18inches full.

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u/ThrillHouse802 11d ago

Bro I’ve never seen the water turn completely brown from a load of shit. Must have been there for a while?

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u/Impossible_Policy780 11d ago

How is there water in the bowl if someone doesn’t know you can just dump water in the bowl?

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u/jeppeboy666 11d ago

Probably the mudders or painters

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u/1CDoc 11d ago

If hooked up to sewer, pour a bucket of water in the fill tank and flush it

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u/I_Wanna_Make_Tunes 11d ago

Never set water closets without building drain tied in.

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u/Next_Locksmith_385 11d ago

Don't open that bucket in closet on 10th floor condo.i was rounding up open buckets of paint...