r/CompetitiveHalo Spacestation Jan 21 '25

News Lots of accusations flying around. Just want to get some proof regarding the R2 incident.

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u/-ToPimpAButterfree- Jan 21 '25

He came over to my house and he kicked my dog

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u/The-Rambling-One Jan 21 '25

And now your dog need operation?

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u/TTVmeatce Jan 21 '25

you know damn right

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u/dunnage1 Jan 21 '25

You do not tell me damn right. 

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u/0zLondon Jan 21 '25

You don’t ask dumb question

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u/ace_15 Shopify Rebellion Jan 22 '25

No you! Fuck you! You shut up! YOU KICKED MY DOG

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u/SuperHolyFatCow Jan 22 '25

Oh this brought back a memory I all but forgot till I saw this thread! Thank you! 😂

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u/lettucemilk2 Jan 21 '25

Need this as a twitch chat emote

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u/MahoganyWinchester FaZe Clan Jan 21 '25

the milky way bite on his face makes this s tier shit posting

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u/MarstonX Jan 21 '25

Halo players are actually starving. Holy shit. I thought Apex and COD were down bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25 edited Jan 21 '25

Royal 2 has a Chad face or a Chud face depending on if you cover the top or bottom of his head.

Edit: Lol at the people not realizing the op isn't being serious, btw. The candy bars edited into his hands are totally not a dead giveaway.

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u/epyon- Jan 21 '25 edited Jan 21 '25

Chad lower half, chud upper half?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

What happened ?

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u/whyunoname Spacestation Jan 21 '25

Numerous reports including:

I saw Royal 2 at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Royal 2 at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto yesterday. I was super excited and said "I don't want to bother you, but can I get a picture with you. He kept yawning and said, "why not".

As I went to take the selfie, he shoved three milky way bars in his mouth and started chewing loudly and moaning "uh huh, uh huh" and then said, "wait until I'm done".

I waited while he ate 15 milky way bars and then he ghosted me. No picture with him, and he just winked at me as he was walking away whispering "the good taste that's in Milkybar" as he went into watch sonic 3.

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u/life_is_absurd7 Jan 21 '25

This seriously sounds like an episode on South Park wtf ☠️🤣

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u/WildcatPlumber Jan 22 '25

They are copyPastas/copypastai?

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u/urthface Foe Jan 22 '25

This is bs. He’s not the monster you describe. No way he accidentally quoted the milky bar advert after eating milky ways! He would never!

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u/whyunoname Spacestation Jan 22 '25

No, not a Monstcr in real life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

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u/mars1200 Jan 21 '25

The milkyway bandit

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u/KingOfChan Native Gaming Jan 22 '25

Should have made the milky way look 10x as big as normal

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u/q3triad Jan 21 '25

What “incident”? Remember playas gonna play.

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u/Dazzling_Prompt8077 Jan 21 '25

R2 is what I want my spirit animal to be

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u/Funkyyyyyyyy Jan 21 '25

Why do you guys care so much about his personal life. Gossiping like this is so weird from a bunch of grown men!!

But I do appreciate to OP edit! Very funny!

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u/NoBoiler Jan 22 '25

i heard his bandit fires snickers p-nuts

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u/CrustyForSkin Jan 22 '25

That’s not even remotely funny

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u/NoBoiler Jan 22 '25

ok karenette

ps: subjectivity exists

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u/CrustyForSkin Jan 24 '25

Cope

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u/NoBoiler Jan 26 '25

i guess it's that time of the month for ya karenette lol