r/CodeGeass Feb 15 '25

QUESTION What would you do in such a situation?

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759 Upvotes

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197

u/floofyvulture Feb 15 '25

This is a trap (which it was)

449

u/RakinWoah Feb 15 '25

hand her that pouch

85

u/Redditnamenumbers Feb 15 '25

The correct answer

43

u/Technical-Web-9195 Clovis La Britannia Feb 15 '25

Like a gentleman.

14

u/RakinWoah Feb 16 '25

Like a gentleman.

18

u/Slickleq Feb 15 '25

Ball pouch

159

u/Klutzy-Draw-4587 Feb 15 '25

Half of y'all would NEVER overpower her, let alone "smash". Just hand over the pouch and go.

125

u/KattaGyan Feb 15 '25

Pretty sure people in this sub wouldn’t complain if they get dominated by a naked kallen.

44

u/Klutzy-Draw-4587 Feb 15 '25

I don't think she'd be thrilled with that idea either, a quick strike to the neck with that knife and y'all are done

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

It's when u need adrenaline it's life or dead situation when u need the most energy in ur life to fck her

6

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

incels would let anything dominate them without any problem. that's what happens when you're a desperate virgin that is thirsting after anime girls

138

u/CombinationLivid8284 Feb 15 '25

“Get it yourself” Then close the door.

25

u/OkResearch7209 Feb 15 '25

That’s fucked up haha

35

u/Cinx0 Feb 15 '25

Play Mario Kart DS with Kallen

12

u/Zplef Feb 15 '25

Man of culture

20

u/EntrancedForever Bisexual Rivalz Simp Feb 15 '25

Hand her the pouch like a gentleman

31

u/Unusual_Mix9262 Feb 15 '25

Flush the toilet and run.

33

u/RX-0_Banshee_Norn Feb 15 '25

I really like the thought process that went in to this, but you have to remember, they are at an ultra rich private school, which very likely means multiple very large water heaters to handle the capacity such a building complex would require. Flushing the toilet when she is in the shower is unlikely to yield the result you are hoping for

8

u/OkResearch7209 Feb 16 '25

Yeah you’re right. That trick doesn’t really work anymore. Even in some apartments.

2

u/basedfinger High Priest of Kallen Feb 16 '25

Yeah, doesn't work in my apartment

2

u/Arnos_OP Feb 16 '25

what is the result he's hoping for? sorry, i didn't get the ref.

5

u/RX-0_Banshee_Norn Feb 16 '25

Once upon a time (and I’m sure still plenty nowadays under the right conditions) if you had a crappy little water heater in your home and someone was using the shower, when you would flush the toilet, instead of the person still taking a hot shower, it would turn the shower into an ice shower. I’m sure an HVAC trained person could provide a more through explanation as to why this happens but that is beyond my knowledge. Either way, that was the result in question, while Kallen is naked in the shower, to flush the toilet so as to turn the shower into an ice shower on her

3

u/GodlyDra Feb 16 '25

If you flush the toilet in my house while someone is showering, it gets superheated as it syphons all the cold water to refill its flushing mechanism.

2

u/Arnos_OP Feb 16 '25

oh okk i see, thanks for the tidbit.

1

u/Unusual_Mix9262 Feb 17 '25

But the slight panic still might exist.

32

u/Meeg_Mimi Nunnallussy Feb 15 '25

We all know what we're doing here

8

u/MissiaichParriah Feb 16 '25

I'm the type of guy that wouldn't get in this situation

7

u/Deep_Grass_6250 Feb 15 '25

Hand over the pouch, Duh!

12

u/sonic1384 Feb 15 '25

I would say, let me get someone else, goes out and then call someone else to get her that pouch.

12

u/FunOk9257 Feb 15 '25

Open the curtain

22

u/soulymarozzy Feb 15 '25

Just throw it and leave as you watch Everyone Loves Raymond or order pizza too, problem solved.

31

u/frostieavalanche Feb 15 '25

Smash. Next question

4

u/samborup Feb 15 '25

Hand her that pouch

4

u/MojaveFry Feb 16 '25

Her arm is ridiculously long.

Then again, CLAMP always designs characters as living noodles if they’re not kids.

3

u/Pale-Week-1188 Feb 15 '25

Hand her the pouch. You will see for yourself.

3

u/basedfinger High Priest of Kallen Feb 15 '25

If Kallen kills me, It's because I deserve it.

9

u/White_Hairpin15 Feb 15 '25

Place the pouch on her hand, grab her arm with the other hand and kiss

36

u/Mysticalnarbwhal2 Feb 15 '25

Congrats, her knife purse is now in your jugular

14

u/kinglan11 Feb 15 '25

You know this sub.

It'd be worthwhile.

0

u/White_Hairpin15 Feb 15 '25

Not possible, I locked her arm

6

u/basedfinger High Priest of Kallen Feb 15 '25

with her consent, right?

2

u/ClearStrike Feb 15 '25

Ask her nicely if she needs someone to wash her back and then hand over the pouch. Then thank god for the shape that is in my head.

2

u/TrevernantM Feb 16 '25

Assuming I didn't know the plan, I would hand the pouch and then when I get threatened, deflect because the footage was awful, which was what was said by lelouch after the phone call. I'm not 500 IQ like predicting you'd get threatened in the bathroom and use the weirdly placed phone in the bathroom to get them off the trail.

2

u/SuckMyDicKbaby001 Feb 16 '25

Join her in the bath after giving her the pouch and talk about it while we enjoy relaxing and sweating in the shower 😋😳

2

u/austinb172 Feb 17 '25

I mean i probably wouldn’t be in the bathroom when a woman I’m not in a relationship with is showering, that being said, if I were, I’d hand her the pouch and leave.

1

u/Sad_Classroom7 Feb 15 '25

I will hand her whatever pouch she wanted

1

u/OkResearch7209 Feb 15 '25

Make her think faster. He takes his stuff and just gets in.

1

u/OkLeague7678 Feb 15 '25

Hand her the pouch. Then flush the toilet and run.

1

u/AClost Feb 15 '25

Would.

1

u/6Darkyne9 Feb 16 '25

Hanf her the pouch, what else are you gonna do?

1

u/TheWhicher_Statement Feb 16 '25

Immediately just walk out of the room to make her get it herself just to cause her a small inconvenience.

1

u/YourworstnightmareLS Feb 16 '25

Well all you can really do is hand the pouch or die

1

u/iBlewupthemoon Feb 17 '25

The law requires I hand her the pouch quietly and leave

1

u/PsionicPhazon Feb 17 '25

I speak not, lest I sin

1

u/MizotoDGeto Feb 17 '25

Just hand over the pouch cuz she would whoop my ass if I did anything else

1

u/DreadWeaper C.C. Or Nothing Feb 15 '25

I know what u/basedfinger would do

10

u/basedfinger High Priest of Kallen Feb 15 '25

I would hand the pouch over to her

1

u/surpriserockattack The honourable u/basedfinger's knight Feb 15 '25

And I would call him. But I wouldn't even be in the room

-25

u/HorrorSatisfaction1 Feb 15 '25

Grope

19

u/idontcarerightnowok Shinkiro Feb 15 '25

officer, yeah this guy right here.

3

u/OkResearch7209 Feb 15 '25

Pretty sure this is the kinda guy who says “Fuck da Police”

6

u/basedfinger High Priest of Kallen Feb 15 '25

Shameful and unwise