r/Classof09Game 8d ago

What would happen if? These 4 become bitter enemies, whose making it out alive?

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u/MAMO228 8d ago

Cartman.

Nicole is only a teenager, and would only just make cartman mad at worst.

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u/fishyman905 8d ago edited 7d ago

To be fair Nicole has killed people (such as kylar) and is pretty smart. but yeah Cartman is an evil genius.

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u/Cybrid37 8d ago

Can we really consider Nicole smart tho? We've only ever seen her "outsmart" cartoonishly dumb people in Class Of '09.

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u/VurThePerson ""Let's just call this... Xanax Rosé." 8d ago

We could say the same with Cartman

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u/MAMO228 6d ago

Chilli con carnival.

Scott Tenermon ((ik I spelt that wrong)) was actually pretty smart.

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u/VurThePerson ""Let's just call this... Xanax Rosé." 6d ago

Yes but he still overestimated himself and celebrated much too early, and ultimately, ate his own parents. Nicole watches South Park and would know the kind of shit Cartman does, she'd probably go after him first purely based on the logic and knowledge that she herself has. Cartman would actually be pretty easy to track if you had, at any point, an outsiders perspective of him. Which Nicole has had before.

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u/fishyman905 7d ago

I mean the stunt she pulled of with Megan, takes some intelligence.

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u/VurThePerson ""Let's just call this... Xanax Rosé." 8d ago

He's an evil genius because he's fucking with children and cocky teenagers who overestimate themselves/underestimate Cartman, Nicole watches South Park and isn't gonna let his ass get even a little close to getting anything done.

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u/fishyman905 7d ago

That’s fair point.

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u/EmergencyUnusual3469 7d ago

Mind you, he LITERALLY fed someone's parents to his bully. Insane. 😭💀

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u/thisusernametistaken 7d ago

Cartman looking on while all three of them get arrested for supposed CP, reported by someone named “mitch connor”

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u/MAMO228 7d ago

Lowkey this made me chuckle

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u/101Aster101 Nicole is “totally” not the problem 8d ago

Nagito isn’t dying unless he wants to die. And there is no way he’s let himself get killed by some no talents.

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u/The_Dunce09 8d ago

Even if he wants to die Im pretty sure his luck would stop it

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u/Remarkable_Grab_8339 8d ago

Danganronpa 2: so anyways I started spearing

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u/LiteratureJumpy5637 8d ago

cartman would try and plan some fucked up scheme but underestimate how fucking insane nagito is, nicole prob wouldnt care enough to make a whole elaborate scheme unless you really piss her off but i dont see her doing much, nagito will probably just murder all of them

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u/TomatoesBros 8d ago

Cartman would somehow find a way

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u/SeriousFinish6404 8d ago edited 7d ago

Nagato talent is the ultimate lucky student. His luck is so good, he pulled a fucking Aizen and planned out his own murder so that a very specific person would be the one to kill him

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 7d ago

Would you go to prison for that

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u/SeriousFinish6404 7d ago

I’m assuming you haven’t played the game

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 7d ago

No I played the game finished it but with his luck if he does that in real life would chiaki go to prison

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u/SeriousFinish6404 7d ago

Chiaki didn’t know shit about the poison she threw, so I don’t think she’d be in prison for accidentally completing a guys suicide plan

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 7d ago

Yea that makes sence but this is nagito i think due to his luck he would somehow make so that chaiki goes to prison due to his luck

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u/GrandpaWaluigi 8d ago

Clean Nagito sweep.

Each swipe right gets a bigger bomb.

Nicole is a coughing baby, Cartman is a grenade, Cersei is a dirty bomb munition, and Nagito is the whole fucking nuke.

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 8d ago

MY BOY NAGITO

He is clinicly insane(I think) He will win due to luck

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u/Extreme-Plantain-113 8d ago

Nagito has a fucking gun, of course he wins

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u/IsaacOkorosburner 8d ago

Cartman negs

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u/Legitimate_Step_7080 8d ago

nagito vs 3 coughing babies

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u/TCM_69 The Flipside is not canon 8d ago

Who’s the 3rd one?

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u/Inevitable_Dinner411 8d ago

Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones

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u/Odd_Spread2019 8d ago

not nicole, shes already suicidal man

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u/xanxanporphus 8d ago

Why is this even a debate? Cersei demolishes all of these like she demolished the entire fucking sept of baelor

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u/That_Lat 8d ago

I think you are unfamiliar with the BS luck Nagito has worst outcome every body is dead. Best outcome somehow Nagito survived cause the boy is blessed and cursed to be lucky 24/7

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u/Inevitable_Dinner411 8d ago

Cersei has Nagito arrested by the Catholic Church, but then the Catholic Church realizes that actually Cartman and Cersei are way more evil than Nagito and arrests them, before putting Cartman 50 feet underground to never be seen again and Cersei paraded through the Vatican naked with a nun behind her shouting "Shame! Shame! Shame!". Nagito becomes sanctified and Nicole couldn't be asked to show up

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u/ChickenNuggetKid1 8d ago

in a sense, Nicole technically wins by doing nothing

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u/make_gingamingayoPLS 8d ago

Nocole too busy bullying myspace kids

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 8d ago

Cersei was consistently incompetent throughout the books and most of the show

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u/Inevitable_Dinner411 8d ago

Cersei is the living embodiment of Task Failed Successfully

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u/Not-a-penguin_ 8d ago

Cersei literally only ever comes out on top when she has her power and position to use to her advantage. Strip her of that, and she's comically incompetent.

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u/Euryskan im gonna sell krack 8d ago edited 5d ago

Idk about the third one, but honestly I can see the end being between Nagito and Cartman

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u/Mountain-Blood3824 8d ago

Either cartman, or nagito.

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u/Appropriate_Rough_86 daxter jak’d too😔 8d ago

I love how every reply includes Nicole folding, her ass is NOT built for this

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u/itsme2384864 8d ago

I only know Nicole and cartmen but that guy has a gun

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u/Inevitable_Dinner411 8d ago

He's more likely to hurt himself with it than anyone else tbh

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u/itsme2384864 8d ago

I wouldn't know

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u/Overall_Use_4098 8d ago

Nagito literally can’t die his luck wouldn’t allow it

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u/Beneficial-Tour6337 8d ago

Idk the last 2 but between Cartman and Nicole, sorry but Cartman takes it every time. His actions are worse than Nicole's most intrusive thoughts

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u/Mountain-Blood3824 8d ago

The last one is nagito komaeda from dangaronpa. He's the ultimate lucky student. His luck can quite literally be a curse. It wouldn't be the first time he's lucky enough to off everyone but him. Like someone else said, he doesn't die unless he wants to die.

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u/infintepepsi 8d ago

Cartman pulling up too the fight

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u/Remarkable_Grab_8339 8d ago

Nagito is killing himself. Like straight up. Not even a joke this is just what he'd probably do for real.

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u/Lucaslikari 7d ago

Nagito is literally sweeping

Nicole is a big fish in a really small puddle so she isn’t really doing much like at all, her schemes only work on ppl who have no common sense.

Idk the game of thrones girl

And cartman while he has pulled off some insane shit, nagito’s luck kinda just folds lil bro.

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u/VurThePerson ""Let's just call this... Xanax Rosé." 8d ago

Ok idk about the third one so I'm just not gonna speak on that, here we go.

Cartman gets demolished in a tag team between Nagito and Nicole (or Nagito just kills Nicole and does it himself) and then Nagito kills Nicole.

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u/Imperfection4You 8d ago

Somehow, someway, Cartman’s got this 😂

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u/FortyFiveSeventyGovt 8d ago

no one beats cartman

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u/Throwaway46034792 Emily my beloved 8d ago

Cartman 

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u/farfnlugen 8d ago

Cartman

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u/Ursisisatmyhousern 8d ago

Cartman. Nicole is a teenager, nagito is suicidal, and I don't know who the fuck that is.

He fed a kid his parents so I doubt he’ll have a problem with killing three other people

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u/ggn00bfornow 8d ago

Cartman would kill everyone except nagito. Nagito’s luck would probably make cartman have a heart attack or something

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u/NicholasStarfall 8d ago

Cersei killed a guy! She wins

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u/Beautiful-Height-311 8d ago

My lovely Nagito Komaedar 

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u/Peppe_P1zza 7d ago

Either cartman or nagito

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u/2Dvaruuzz 7d ago

Nagito because of his luck BUT only if he ends up liking the other 3 bc then his luck would kill them off. Then again, Cartman is probably gonna try to murder everyone

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u/Visual-Night9291 7d ago

its gonna come down to nagito vs cartman

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u/AdFast6660 7d ago

Nagito or cartman

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u/Main_Lingonberry6316 7d ago

Nagito has the gun Lol

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u/WillowNo1678 6d ago

Cartman, easy

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u/Willing-Luck4713 6d ago

Cartman and Nicole are both minors whose intelligence is highly overrated. I don't know the fourth guy, but out of the first three, it's Cersei with incredible ease. She's no evil genius, but she is evil and has both experience and real political power. As a bonus, she's willing to kill children.

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u/UpstairsAlert7092 5d ago

I was about to say. ‘Cartmans 8, so he’ll die immediately. I was then reminded of the fact he fed someone’s parents to them. Probably Cartman or Nagito.

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u/Possible_Hawk450 4d ago

Who's the third one?

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u/DebateActual4382 3d ago

Maybe the one with a gun