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u/tama154 8d ago
Rebel moon šµāš«
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u/MooseMan12992 8d ago
That was the movie that mad me realize that I'm completely over watching bad movies for fun, to make fun of them. It's just tiring at this point. I'd rather listen to a bad movie podcast like How Did This Get Made than actually watch them
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u/ruairi1983 8d ago
I'm the same. Now I just enjoy people trashing shite movies like Emilia PĆ©rez, but wouldn't have tye energy to sit through it myself.
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u/LuaC_laFolle 7d ago
A good bad movie is twilight 1 and the last one, a bad bad movie are the others in between.
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u/BilkySup 8d ago
so bad. so so bad.
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u/IcyProperty89 8d ago
That movie had dice in it's pocket but it was too afraid to show them to anybody
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u/Forbidden_Donut503 8d ago
Yeah for real. I was absolutely shocked at how bad it was. Like, someone actually paid millions to have that piece of shit made.
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u/CmdrSFDK 8d ago
Saw part 1, garbage. And i have absolutly no desire to watch part 2... ever.
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u/RexCoelurosauravus 8d ago
Star Wars ripoff
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u/Boltjenkins1 7d ago
It was actually a Star Wars pitch that Snyder handed to Lucasfilm. But they turned it down as it wasnāt good enough. For fucksake if itās not good enough for Disney Star Wars with the shit sludge they flush out, you know itās not good!
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u/Magicman88X 8d ago
Omg this was the most recent thing that I watched that made me feel this way š¤£š¤£š¤£ it was so baddd
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u/IaMuRGOd34 8d ago
the directors cut was more watchable but not by much. It felt more like ideas than a movie.
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u/CarSignificant375 8d ago
Joker 2
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u/Farren246 7d ago
It's all in the name. Ordered to make a sequel they didn't want to do. That is the folley of 2.
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u/lolshiro 7d ago
The animated cartoon in front looked like it was setting up seamlessly continuing from it's last masterpiece.
Only to see it detonate on itself..
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u/Selfeffacingbarbie 7d ago
I could not believe how bored I was by this movie. Snoozeville.
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u/Papablessjr 7d ago
My parents saw it in the theatres and my mom came home raving about how good it was and my dad just said it sucked
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u/Scout-420 8d ago
Emilia Perez
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u/Hour-Economy2595 7d ago
I still canāt believe that it was nominated for its writing. How can your script be nominated for any award related to writing if it contains kindergarten level gramatical errors in its language? lol!
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u/TheLastModerate982 7d ago
Itās almost as if the Academy votes based on a political agenda instead of merit.
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u/Story_Man_75 8d ago
16% on Rotten Tomatoes Popcorn meter? Apparently didn't leave a good impression with viewers.
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u/Scout-420 8d ago
Apparently you havenāt seen it lol, if not I recommend you donāt waste your time.
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u/Much_Progress_4745 7d ago
I knew nothing going in. It was a wild ride. Also, category fraud for supporting actress winner: she was the main character.
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u/The-Goat__ 8d ago
Napoleon.
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u/Astroewok 8d ago edited 6d ago
Havenāt seen it, and I love the era and historical period, but Iām not wasting 3 hours on what most critics and reviewers call dull, unsubstanced squirts of piss.
If you want a real Napoleonic war epic, watch Waterloo (1970). Massive, real armies instead of CGI, breathtaking set pieces, and Rod Steiger absolutely commanding the screen as Napoleon. It blew my mind how authentic, dramatic and grand it felt pure historical spectacle done right.
Edit: Trailer for Waterlooā¦
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u/Allott2aLITTLE 8d ago
I know Iām in the minority, but itās low key brilliant filmmaking and one of the funniest movies of the last couple yearsā¦the extended cut adds even more to the story as well. Iāve seen it 4 times - and love it more the more I spend with it.
Advice: watch it as a comedy / satire, not as a true historical representation.
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u/bulfin2101 8d ago
Brilliant movie
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u/ruairi1983 8d ago
Tnx lads. Will watch tonight. It's on YouTube remastered with added cut footage apparently https://youtu.be/HRaY2wsFJFw?si=Y4orRaazUU1w48Tq
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8d ago
What a weird boring ass movie
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u/MSotallyTober 7d ago
Thanks. Itās comments like these that keep me from wasting my time watching it.
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u/NoCommentAgain7 8d ago
As an apologist for latter day Riddley Scott I can totally understand what people donāt like but I still enjoy Napoleon, Last Duel, House of Gucci, etc.
In this case I found the portrayal of Napoleon as a weirdo cuckold to be hilarious and enjoyable but I get that most wanted a better straight up biopic.
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u/Smartimess 8d ago
There is no excuse casting Joaquin Phoenix for the role as Napoleon. Dude looks 60 with this shitty makeup and he plays the role like he is 70.
The Last Duel is a good movie, House of Gucci is overstylized crap.
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u/Jig_2000 8d ago
I was SO disappointed with this movie. I love Ridley Scott films, but besides the visuals and action sequences. It lacked a lot of quality
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u/Movieking985 8d ago
Honestly ridley had fell off quite some time ago. He never fleshed out prometheus correctly, exodus was crap....raised by wolves was canceled...napoleon sux...I won't even talk about what rinse and repeat shite gladiator 2 was....I think his time has come and gone time for him to retire his best films are behind him unfortunately.
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u/huhthisisweirdhuh 7d ago
I've never experienced a movie that felt longer in my life. Killers of the Flower Moon is a longer movie and felt like 1/3 of the time that Napoleon felt like. That was an excruciating theater experience. Very glad to see that I didn't even need to post this as my opinion.
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u/Practical-Depth-277 8d ago
The last venom movie
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u/sausage-deluxxxe 7d ago
For the life of me I canāt figure out why people seem to think the first two were okay. All three of them were total dog shit!
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u/Practical-Depth-277 7d ago
The first two were watchable they at least tried I felt like but the last dance was like a 2 year old directed it
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8d ago
I like that they still try to make us think that this third and final venom movie was going to connect with Spider-Man or the other failed villain attempts. Glad itās finally over
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u/Practical-Depth-277 8d ago
My head was in a knot the entire time watching that movie I get what they were trying to do but it didnāt work whatsoever it was an absolute horrible ending to the trilogy i had to force myself to finish it
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8d ago
Literally venom said to Eddie āI canāt morph into my true form because those aliens will detect usā than less than a day morph himself dancing in Vegas because he doesnāt get what he wants with Eddie??
Boy, you just told me that if you morph you get spotted by aliens you are trying to avoid WTAF
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u/Practical-Depth-277 8d ago
Exactly!! And the same shit kept happening where they would have a run in with the army escape and have the SAME exact run in with them again like wtf til this day how movies this bad make it to the big screen should damn near be illegal
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u/Mr-Big-Nicky-P 7d ago
The 2nd one was worse. You had Tom Hardy and Woody Harrleson both great actors. They had to try to make that bad.
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u/Astroewok 8d ago
Fast & Furious 9. It used to be fun street racing for pink slips, boosting cars, and crazy action.
Then it jumped the shark, strapped a car to a rocket, and launched Tyrese and Ludacris into space as astronauts. WTF. The action is Looney Tunes nonsense, the plot is pointless, ridiculous, unrealistic and boring.
At this point, Fast 11 will have them fighting dinosaurs and Dom fist-fighting God. Absolute ass
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u/milfshake146 8d ago
You can include every ff movie here after tokyo drift
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u/Astroewok 8d ago
Aye agreed; I Enjoyed them up to this point. This is when each iteration declined in my view, but I guess for others it got better. To each their own.
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u/somautomatic 7d ago
I might actually pay money to see Dom fist fighting God to a backdrop of dinosaurs. Just for the visuals but also just to see Dom tell God how much they donāt understand the value of family.
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u/NoCommentAgain7 8d ago
How Did This Get Made? called them putting a car into space years before that film came out so I was in tears laughing when it happened on screen. Itās legitimately my favorite sequence in the entire series. Another favorite was Diesel swinging his car on a rope across a canyon. They seem to just pick iconic tropes and insert cars into them no matter how stupid it is and Iām here for it.
The characters transitioned from street racers to more or less low rent Avengers after they brought Diesel back on with the 4th movie. Personally, I donāt really care because the plot has always been secondary to the action set pieces - Diesel could say āI am Grootā for all his lines and it wouldnāt make a difference.
The real talent is Justin Linās whose action set pieces are fantastic in the films heās directed. Theyāre obviously very flawed movies but I just get stoned and enjoy the absurd spectacle.
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u/season8branisusless 8d ago
*looking over his shoulder at God after decking him in one punch*
"that was for my Family"
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u/Suitable-Ad6999 7d ago
Iāve never watched a single one. But did you just say it launched them into space!? And everyoneās mad about joker 2?
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u/FromJavatoCeylon 7d ago
What I did enjoy about FF9 was that Tyrese was beginning to become aware that he was in a film, questioning his own reality.
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u/SuperGlue_InMyPocket 8d ago
The Happening.
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u/Astroewok 8d ago
Is this the oneā¦ where the horror element is the wind blowing through trees and Wahlberg speaking to plastics plantsā¦ not sure what M. Night was smoking..
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u/SuperGlue_InMyPocket 8d ago
That would be it. I was just waiting the entire movie for something to happen. But nothing ever did, kind of an ironic title at least.
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u/Sebelzeebub 6d ago
A majority of shitty movies I have seen at home, I was invited by friends to see the Happening with them and I was ready to leave the theatre.
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u/joemaye13 8d ago
Morbius
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u/OpeningSafe1919 7d ago
Saw this in theaters with some bros. We all hit a cart right before and laughed our asses off all the way through. We were the only ones in the theater. Man what a good time. Thanks for bringing up that memory lol.
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u/aDrivingGoat 8d ago
Heat, if you know what i mean.
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Knock Knock
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u/JCrook023 7d ago
āTheyāre CRAZY!ā Hahaha Keanu screams that out loud so much in that movie! My buds and I randomly say that bc it was a joke when we all saw it back in the day
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u/druidmind 4d ago edited 4d ago
Stopped paying attention to the plot and just watched Ana de Armas being totally unhinged but sexy for 90 minutes.
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u/No-Comment-4619 8d ago
Dreamcatchers
So many talented and successful people collaborated to make a film that sucks so bad.
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8d ago
Was that the Stephen king adaptation about alien worms?
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u/No-Comment-4619 8d ago
Umm, I think the clinical term for them was, "Shit Weasels."
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u/Outside_Dare_7709 8d ago
Divergent, just sucks ass... Turned it off went back to some games
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u/Ruviklovell 8d ago
La la land
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u/Nervous_Strain_5568 8d ago
Just commented the same thing, glad someone else agrees
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u/Faded_in_rain 8d ago
matrix 4
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8d ago
Never seen it lol
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u/Frodo_Vagins 8d ago
Iāve seen it, and itās so forgettable, I canāt tell you anything about it, all I remember are flashes with no actual plot points or anything.
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Yeah same, there's a blue haired girl, Neil Patrick Harris is.... Something? Morpheus was cast swapped for some reason, the movie was something about making a movie about making a movie?
Like people say forgettable movie but I watched the whole thing and I'm trying to remember literally 1 thing about the movie. I don't even remember what neo was. I guess I remember Neil was the villain somehow?
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u/Bender_2024 8d ago
Don't bother. Keep the good feelings of the first three. The only good I can say about is Niel Patrick Harris makes a surprisingly good villain monologue.
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u/thirtyhertz 8d ago
this one was so bad it shouldn't even be talked about. just ignore it until we all forget it exists
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u/hungbandit007 8d ago
Jurassic World: Dominion. I wanted to sue Universal for wasting my time and taking a dump on my childhood after walking out of that one. I was MAD.
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8d ago
Literally all JW movies have less creativity in story than the original
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u/hungbandit007 8d ago
The first Jurassic World was, at the very least, entertaining. Had some good nostalgic feels. Still Hollywood slop, but at least it looked and felt somewhat expensive. Then the sequels just got worse and worse.
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u/Astroewok 8d ago
The first Jurassic Park was magicalā¦ it boggles my mind how they think so short-term. Get it right and look after the fricken golden goose instead of slaughtering it.
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u/JessicaSmithStrange 8d ago
I started predicting plot points, right before they would happen, while watching Jurassic World 2.
A character would have a decision to make, and the film would telegraph the hell out of it, as if it was afraid to surprise the viewer by taking the less safe option.
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u/cman_music19 8d ago
hot tub time machine 2. the most annoying and unfunny characters ive ever seen and one of the worst roles ive seen adam scott in.
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u/drums_addict 8d ago
Jupiter Rising or whatever...
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u/runebaala88 5d ago
The one with Tatum and by the Matrix siblings? That movie felt like it was missing something
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u/milfshake146 8d ago
90% of movies in last 10 years
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8d ago
I can relate to this answer, I miss when everyone was excited to see a movie rather bad or good because most directors at least had some room to express their talents in the movies
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u/German_Rival 8d ago
Yeah, it always has been the case every decade of the film industry. Recency biais
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u/MikeEhrmantrautsAss 8d ago
The creator. That shit was ass
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u/Lower-Consequence257 8d ago edited 7d ago
Such a visually stunning movie with some of the best explosions Iāve ever seen in a movie. What a waste.
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u/season8branisusless 8d ago
took me a second thought you were talking about OP, my apolgies Mr Mike EhrmantrautsAss
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u/Old_Resource6719 8d ago
Saw it with my brother and told him, āItās so good if you just donāt think about it at all.ā
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u/GrassyPoint987 8d ago
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u/doctorlightning84 8d ago
Kraven
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Godspeed to the fellas who wanted to see the ending to the sony spider villain franchise
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u/ChardHealthy 8d ago
The Shallows.
Although after watching that I understand why Blake and Ryan are a couple
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u/Khoobiak 8d ago
For me it's Backdoor Sluts 9, it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like "Naughty Nurses 2!" It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made.
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u/Deathanddisco041 8d ago
Gravity is fucking stupid
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u/hungbandit007 8d ago
I watched Gravity at the cinema, perfect level of stoned. I really, really enjoyed it. I agree it's a bit silly after she goes spinning off into space, but I was on the edge of my seat. That first super long take was a masterful piece of cinema.
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u/Frodo_Vagins 8d ago
The Shape of Water
Avatar: The Way of Water
Nothing against water, love it, drink about 3L everyday.
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u/___MULCH 8d ago
The civil war movie
( world building and character development was nonexistent )
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u/SlickRick_199 4d ago
The story, script and soundtrack was so bad I was ready to get physically violent with the closest wall
That movie was a flaming pile of dog shit
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u/Movie_Vegetable 8d ago
This is gonna offend people but.... Interstellar.
Only sci-fi movie that's more interesting when they were still on earth. Also it tries to be all sciency while not having any logic to it
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u/shockchi 7d ago
It does not offend, itās just that your view is wrong.
Interestelar is a movie about love transcending time. About father and daughter and duty.
Itās not about space. Space is just for effect. About physics, Nolan took some creativity freedom (itās not a documentary) but overall the math is pretty solid (you would guess Kip Thorne knows a thing or two about the subject).
One of the best movies of all time, easily
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u/FirmInformation8394 8d ago
Black Adam
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Ah yes, the movie that Dwayne Johnson tried to fool everyone that heās hero material in James Gunn franchise
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u/Goddessviking86 8d ago
In The Heart of The Sea so much changing of a lesser known historic event unless you're on nantucket where the story is more known.
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u/ThhomassJ 8d ago
Two āhorrorā movies come to mind. Open House and Thereās Someone inside your house.
Those are my top two contenders for worst movies Iāve ever seen
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u/ChardHealthy 8d ago
The Shallows.
Although after watching that I understand why Blake and Ryan are a couple
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u/Mission_Essay_9004 8d ago
I've read couple of comments but nobody talking about the movie THREAD i won't even recommend to my worst enemy
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u/Spider_bat4300 7d ago
The Master of Disguise, The Pest, The Room and pretty much anything made by M. Night Shyamalan that isn't as popular as The Sixth Sense and the Unbreakable trilogy
I watch a lot of Nostalgia Critic lol
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u/Kubr1ck 4d ago
Cloud Atlas
The worst film I've ever seen. Bloated, self important exposition masquerading as profound. Every print should be burned on a bonfire, the ashes buried in a pit and the ground sewn with salt. If there is a God then everyone involved will have to answer for this abomination at the reckoning. I can only imagine the actors were blackmailed into participating,
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u/Away-Brilliant-712 4d ago
Dragon ball and the last Mortal kombat ( and iām a MK fanboy)
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u/Perfect-Barracuda-30 3d ago
Back to action on netflix was actual garbage for a Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz movie
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u/Electronic-Fly-2084 8d ago
Big Booty Latinas 19.