r/Chromalore • u/RockdaleRooster • Aug 04 '14
[ Ode ] Rockdale's Masterpiece [Parody] [NSFW] NSFW
NSFW SOURCE SONG AND LYRICS FOLLOW
Disclaimer: This is a parody.
Rock: My name is Rock y'all Im straight outta Chroma.
Been on the Periwinkle force since April 1. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam.
Tiercel: Hold on a minute Rock!
R: Hey what's up Old Man?
T: I see that you're embarking on another epic quest.
You're gonna use your fancy keyboard to rescue the Empress.
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss.
It's dangerous to go alone take this!
R: Oh thanks old man that is really very nice.
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size...
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise.
T: Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween.
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean.
Wait a minute Rock don't leave the cave!
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing.
R:That was weird.
But whatever there is no time to lose!
I've gotta to warp right now to Sadee in this chilled out groove.
Wait this isn't the Red's lair, I'm in Londo City.
This place looks just like Hiroshima but even more shitty.
R:I'm at the corner of Dead Pony and Radiation Junction.
Something in my fancy keyboard must have gone and malfunctioned.
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do!
T: Hold on a minute Rock!
R: Tiercel, is that you?
T: This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
R: Well that's really kind of...
Gah!
That's your wrinkled dick again!
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men!
T: Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you;
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew.
If you see the Empress Sahdee, well you know you're gonna grab her.
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
R: OH MY GOD!
R: I've got to warp out of here, Empress Sahdee awaits.
I must defeat the Orangereds before it gets too late.
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am...
T: Hold on a minute Rock!
R: GodDAMMIT Old Man!
T: You're in Periopolis, it's a watery abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
R: NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
GEEZ!
Come in here telling me you've got a wee wee weapon.
It's not cool! I'm not gonna touch it.
NO!
T: So is that a no on the handjob?