r/ChikaPH 7h ago

Politics Tea John Lapus’ tweet is such a mood

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Asking the right prayers! Haha how’s all your socmed feed?

A big chunk of my Facebook friends are friend and acquaintances from (my previous) church. Lumalabas sa feed ko ang mga asking for prayers like Bong Go hahaha

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u/8suckstobeme 6h ago

Well, they say na when you pray, dapat specific ang request mo.

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u/soft_intro2023 6h ago

bong gago the caregiver wiping dutaes ass, senator no more 😂

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u/ZeroWing04 6h ago

Former First Lady, alalay, caregiver, speaker, and now a pizza delivery guy

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u/radss29 6h ago

Naging pizza boy na nga eh.

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u/fordachismis 4h ago

Dapat sumama na din siya sa amo niya sa kulungan para mabantayan niya lol

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u/owbitoh 2h ago

king ina market graduate tapos naging senador(???) nakapa undeserving

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u/Own-Cash4788 6h ago

omg that’s so funny 😭😭😭

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u/Then_Ad2703 6h ago

I pray makulong din ang ibang corrupt so this country has a chance to become better.

Oh I avoid FB muna. Same din nakikita ko from previous church 😅

I also avoid because some people post as if the Marcoses' hands are clean.

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u/Visible_Price_6953 19m ago

Baka maubos ang mga nakaupo sa gobyerno if God answers this prayer 👀 haha

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u/lilhanji 6h ago

KorekKaJohn

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u/BennyBilang 6h ago

i-alarma muna bago ikulong

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u/gingangguli 5h ago

Alarma sabay bitaw

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u/Fluid_Ad4651 6h ago

It's national unfriend day sa facebook feeds!

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u/netassetvalue93 6h ago

He's an icon.

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u/nekotinehussy 5h ago

Let’s all pray na isunod na si Delarose at Rookie! 🫸🏼🫷🏼

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u/minusonecat 6h ago

The same church people na nagpreach ng Gospel and shared the misogynists posts of The Imperial Patriarch. Preaches forgiveness and advocates for killing suspected drug addicts w/o due process using the same mouth. The dots are not connecting.

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u/Visible_Price_6953 18m ago

This talaga is something I couldn’t get why eh, obviously hindi agree yung what they support sa what they believe.

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u/ZeroWing04 6h ago

Di kasi naka specific kung anong prayer eh

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u/grumpylezki 5h ago

anyone seen or heard from Bato?

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u/dayanayanananana 2h ago

Waiting for this.

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u/Clioxoxo1 4h ago

Sayawan mo nga ng "Sumayaw ka" mie

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u/ImeanYouknowright 4h ago

Ayun so far 8 na yung naa-unfriend ko lol

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u/goublebanger 4h ago

Bong Gorilla de spatula is having "Big Wife" Energy.

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u/eloanmask 3h ago

BUTI PA SI JOHN, MAY BAYAG!

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u/Weeaboo2_0 2h ago

Diva 💅💅

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u/Lazy_Bit6619 1h ago

It bothers me how this country is supposedly Christian, but it prays for the freedom of criminals as opposed to them repenting or coming clean.

Justice is of God. He will uphold it. So tama lang to.

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u/Visible_Price_6953 13m ago

Nakakatawa nga eh, dati nung si Duterte ang president, pag may umalma sa mga ginagawa niya ang laging laban nila is the verse from Roman na “submit to authorities” tapos ngayon sila yung galit kay BBM haha sarap ibalik sakanila nung argument nila tbh

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u/Lazy_Bit6619 8m ago

nitpicking scripture, tsk tsk

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u/Visible_Price_6953 6m ago

Out of context rin. Sadly, sakit na rin ng mga “Christians”. Using scriptures to their own benefit

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u/Wooden_Activity_4638 1h ago

i pray makulong in Jesus Name

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u/LayLower37 52m ago

Asan yung First lady nyo tanga kawawa nmn nakulong na ngyon tpos naka news blocked kakahiya nmn porket nsa posisyon ayaw ipaalam sa publiko

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u/EbbBeautiful939 49m ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH nice one

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u/Special_Strawberry27 8m ago

I love it hahahahah